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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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I was with a girl for the first time last year, and it didn't last long. Just not much in common apart from being the only two people in shared classes. And she never really wanted to do anything, with anyone, so it got boring. One time she forgot her birth control pills and was absolutely loopy for a week, and it was after that I decided to cut it off. Just wasn't that fun.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Well, that was boring.

You're telling me. I had to go through it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Rice is only a base for sweet pepper sauce.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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As simple as tinder is, I don't really get it. Mostly because I've never been matched with anybody and I have more luck with people in person.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Groovelord Neato posted:

you match, you start a conversation, they give you their number, you go out. i don't know how you aint getting matches i'm no prize and i get at least five a week.

I really don't know. You'd think with Ottawa having 1/5 people on Ashley Madison there'd be tons of matches, but nope.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Salty Josh posted:

Depends on the vagina. I prefer calzones to Arby's sandwiches.

Anyone would prefer a calzone.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Troposphere posted:

Japanese rope bondage :mrgw:

Too complicated for twenty somethings, so the webbing looks more like someone is trying to break their ribs.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Troposphere posted:

shibari is good and cool

It's just like your japanese animes where the girl fucks her brother.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Troposphere posted:

I work at a casino and have seen some really unattractive people and they almost always have their significant other with them

They're there to cut off the idiots from gambling too much and to cheer them on when they make that big score that solves all their problems.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Redmanred posted:

Also, if you have facial hair try to groom it. Like I look great with a nice groomed stubble or short beard if I keep it maintained and under control. I can think of countless other men out there who grow a bread out of laziness of not wanting to shave or think it makes them look more manly or something, but it looks like hot garbage. Does the bread without the mustache work for anyone who isn't Amish? I sure haven't seen it.

Do you trim or just sculpt with a razor?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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The Saurus posted:

Because there are men out there who believe all of the following, apparently:


I'm taking beefcake for an AV. This is too good.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Kashuno posted:

Nice and kind: Picard
Nice and unkind: Kirk
Not nice and kind: Sisko
Not nice and not kind: Janeway

What about Archer?

Nice, Kind, and Saviour of Bajor: Gul Dukat.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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I saw the Ottawa slut walk the other day and saw a boob or two and I didn't turn into a frothing nice guy who hates women for dating Chad. That's my story

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Not my fault I was born an elephant child who is six foot three with a nine inch chode. Git gud nice guys

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