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Lazerbeam posted:I take it you've never been to London
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Hypocrite. I saw Lowtax when the loving Royals won last year. He had his face painted blue like Mel Gibson and he was throwing poo poo at cars.
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Jul 28, 2016 14:24
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This thread has certainly begun a metamorphosis. We went from laughing at creepy losers to psychoanalysis purty quick.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:10
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Mak0rz posted:Are you trying to say your dating life is peer-reviewed? I swear, people who talk about dating more than they date sit around wondering what their problem is. "Why can't I find a person that x,y,z?" You totally can, even if you're a gross hog. It probably has more to do with people not knowing what they want or how to accept others. Cry me a river.
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Aug 19, 2016 19:11
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Moridin920 posted:dunno know that I've ever seen someone blame the holocaust on women before
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fappenmeister posted:Had to diffuse a situation fappenmeister posted:total fuckwit
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Aug 27, 2016 05:43
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Sorry, but I've seen this like twenty times irl this month alone and it's making me chew through the sides of my face.
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Aug 27, 2016 05:44
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As long as you feel I acted as I should of.
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Aug 27, 2016 05:52
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Hell, the last guy going "you're obviously a slut because you use tindr and yeah I'm on it too, but not to hook up like you whores and why didn't you give my friend your telephone number" even has a pic of him holding up a pupper and trying to look cute next to it. There is no trick so low it seems, that they won't try it. "Look, I'm holding a dog. This demonstrates that I am a caring and sensitive and loyal and dimwitted mooshpuff that's easily scared by lightning." If I were a lady, I'd probably be skeptical just seeing that dudes pic. Hmm. That's his gimmick, is it? Like, Jesus, didn't you dudes go to high school and see that that poo poo never worked and if anything just made other dudes laugh at you more?
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Aug 27, 2016 18:24
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Benny Harvey posted:Pics with animals are pretty standard for dating sites/apps though?
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Blue Train posted:wait what's wrong with wanting to be choked
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Aug 28, 2016 21:10
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*girl says no* *rapes girl* "Heh, loving slut. Zero respect."
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Aug 28, 2016 21:18
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King Vidiot posted:
A whole continent told him to gently caress off for being a disgusting human being.
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Aug 28, 2016 21:58
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In chimpanzee society, non-breeding males are generally sent out to defend territory while the alpha male fucks any woman he wants and kills young potential rivals. Meanwhile a lot of the females gently caress whoever when the alpha male isn't looking. Take a lesson, MRAs. If you're just screwed in looks/smarts/stature, just be the one night stand that she regrets. Plenty of guys figure out this trick and graduate into scum.
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Aug 29, 2016 01:04
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Azuth0667 posted:What the gently caress did you guys do to this thread? Where are the pictures of idiots wearing trash bags raging about being friendzoned. It reached its inevitable internet conclusion and passed the event horizon about 3 pages ago when people started arguing about TERFs and "political lesbians" and getting even more fringe bordering on all-sex-is-rape kinda rhetoric. It was funny for a while. Hell, it's still kinda funny. But that's just because we've got a bunch of serious people in here who post whatever diarrhea spills out of their heads.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:i'm fine with Pick constantly projecting though. It actually serves to disprove her when the list of things that "All Men Are" reaches 100+ different specific issues she personally has 
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I completely sympathize with your position and I bet it's all kinds of annoying to be condescended to by people who aren't even as good at said game as you are. It's only become clear to me in the last few years just how creepy dudes can be (like, I've been creeped on at gay/straight bars and stuff, but never e-stalked). And seeing what girl friends have to put up with is a mix of pathetic and despicable. That said, you should probably get used to insensitive, dumb and just plain rude jokes because you sure as hell can't stop them. And yes, always turn off voice chat with anyone you don't know irl. Voice chat is just how people with low wpm say stupid poo poo faster.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:53
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I honestly think less of anyone who can't type at better than 30 wpm. I can maintain 50+ wpm with zero errors, faster if I allow the occasional typo. Pot Of Shoe posted:Oh bud, believe me, I've gotten used to the onslaught as much as one can. I play many different video games and have kept my gender to myself in so many that I know that no matter what people will say rude things, but do you see how this thread is about sharing experiences of nice guys? phasmid fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I even text with proper spelling and grammar, barring those occasions when autocorrect seems to have been drinking especially hard that day. vvv Cmon dude. I made the primate case pages ago. vvv phasmid fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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Mght as well leave this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34607031
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SneakyFrog posted:I hate it when a lady can crush a big mac faster than I... its emasculating.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:23
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SneakyFrog posted:its easier to stack slices of pizza dammit. stacking big macs is hard and i can only like fit 3 on a chopstick
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Aug 30, 2016 14:29
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SneakyFrog posted:count yourself lucky then classy thin most likely attractive goon. 
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SneakyFrog posted:its 3 and thats me yo. thats the pizzaperson I can be both. Don't box me in.
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Troposphere posted:that's a lot of goddamn burgers dudes Azuth0667 posted:If you're going to eat pizza make it yourself
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Rabble posted:I'm against plastic surgery on the principle that you are disguising what your hideous children will look like by hiding your terrible genetics. Its basically fraud! Love my babes though pignose have they
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Aug 30, 2016 23:28
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NomChompsky posted:You know what pick we're friends now and that means I have to be honest with you because that's what friends do but here goes: while dragon age 2 was Fun, it was Lazy and they reused too many resources.
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Pick posted:Question: is it a "big deal" that people know basically what Anthony Wiener's wiener looks like? Is it really an issue that people have an impression of your junk? Don't you assume most people can guess from your pants? If you're standing up with your shirt tucked in and a hard-on, yes. Otherwise, maybe maybe not. It's just your dick and balls in a sort of uniform orb. Penises can change size and shape, too! Also Dragon Age was overrated as all hell. Everyone has the same skillset, every dungeon is identical, the story is even more linear than Mass Effect (your choices only affect who you can bang) and the only thing you see in the main city is a few tents for vendors and a couple of barrels by the docks. It has less decoration than most old top-down snes RPGs. It would be okay from a first timer or an indie firm, but it's friggin' Bioware and they have a lot to live up to. 2/10. e. DA2, that is. Never played 1 and I have no plans to revisit the franchise even tho people I know who play go "but but inquisition is soooo much better". Nope. phasmid fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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NecroMonster posted:there are people who complained loudly about the changes mass effect 2 made from mass effect 1 Yeah, but most saved their complaints for 3, which really wasn't near as good as ME 2. So much less to do. But they were all really pretty and atmostpheric, unlike DA, which is just drab. Fucksake, that game came out like 7 years after Oblivion. There's really no excuse in a sword and sorcery game for how dull it was. If that story about them rushing the game out to meet a deadline is true, it explains a lot.\ CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm going to start posting random pics from the Tumblr mock thread that was killed by DA2 trolling if all the videogame chat keeps up.
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One I've always liked and I'll just repeat here since I'll never use it: "I can't tell you how happy I am that we met I'm strangely attracted to you There's someone I'm trying so hard to forget Don't you want to forget someone too?" IMO that stands a much better chance of getting a phone call than the chorus of some dumb pop track. Christ, it's not even a song straight dudes would listen to and I refuse to believe a gay dude would be that oblivious if he were going to make "pick-up cards". Especially not (stereotype incoming!) with such lousy design.
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there like a happy opposite of nice guys? Like, dudes who are total dicks and just accept that their lovely behavior and attitude prevents them from getting laid but won't stop because being a jerk is kinda fun?
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Negging is just the dumbest poo poo. Never met any actual PUAs, but I simply can't follow their reasoning. "Oh man, she is totally out of my league! Wait a sec! If I make her feel like complete puketrash and destroy her entire day's worth of self esteem and pride, she won't care about herself at all anymore and I can swoop in and gently caress her!" It's like, do you hear yourself, you slug-eating amphibian? You're actually insulting yourself, you despicable shitbrain.
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All I can imagine is a young Tim Burton beating him up for his lunch money.
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Heath posted:Think of it in game terms. A 9 is going to have a much higher defense rating than a 6, but the 9 is worth much more XP. If you yourself are but a 5 on a good day, you need to cast debuffs on her in the form of a neg to bring down her defense to the level a 5 might have. You can't just insult her outright or you might activate her trap card (taser) so you have to cast a spell and hope you roll well. 
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol at someone being upset that they're out of shape and not good looking and people may judge them for that. "They should call this das unterderseaboat of ignoring me!" "I can read your thoughts...you're thinking...'she's a marshmallow'!" She's not much to look at and her brainpower is questionable too. As someone said earlier, she doesn't have to fit any standard of beauty, but holy poo poo it's just as creepy when girls can't handle rejection. It just tends to manifest differently. Also, yeah, girls can look good in suits. Just none of the ones that have been posted here.
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YeahTubaMike posted:l*na d*nh*m is a disgusting pig (regardless of physical appearance) and i hate her  DES MOINES DES MOINES
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Mr. Belding posted:She's a killer writer, but yes. TYOOL 2016 maybe best pic. I don't give a gently caress.
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I love that postcoital moment when my robowife is laying next to me, her unblinking eyes like those of a cadaver. I light up a cigarette and her eyes automatically mist as she blinks. The moment is gone.
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ikanreed posted:How broken do you have to be to think you're being wronged by other people who don't seek you out? Ugly Gatsby's Adventures at Uni.
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