Moridin920 posted:

Why can't I get a gf? GOD I HATE WOMEN

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.

Decebal posted:

I wonder how dating will look 10 years from now? VR first dates so there's no rape chances ?

Pick posted:

another good sign was when he was following me out, he wanted to know what kind of white i am. "hey! hey blonde! are you a swede?"

gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Moridin920 posted:

this is chess not checkers BITCH



also who the gently caress brags about 2.1 that's like... C average?

Moridin920 posted:

do you even understand her race and her culture bro

Pick posted:

oh my GOD what is up with this cuck poo poo

Facebook Aunt posted:

Thinking about it now, this may be the best 10 bux I ever spent. I love you guys!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If that's not from Reddit then I'd be surprised.

Tears In A Vial posted:

Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all.

Chomp8645 posted:

It's not his style at all.

Tears In A Vial posted:

real talk I wish elliot rogers hadn't killed anyone bc he's funny as gently caress and its sad that he ruined it by being a murderer

Groovelord Neato posted:

btw there's a former goon in that video.

Tears In A Vial posted:

Timing is everything - women are DTF and are in heat during different times of the month, and on other nights there is a code red. Some days you can get your dick wet by simply existing because you are at the right place at the right time, other days you will have to talk to 25 women before devouring fresh meat.

Redjakk posted:

he starts doing pushups and pumping free weights that were in the garage. Eventually he comes back in looking manic and talking about how he wasn't going to let BITCHES ruin his life and promptly passes out on the couch.

King Vidiot posted:

People that shower twice a day every day are loving neurotic. They're as bad as people who shower once a week but just from the opposite end of the obsessive-depressive scale.

Moon Atari posted:

but for real, showering feels really dang good so i do it often even if i plan on isolating myself in my goon cave. maybe i am slightly ocd about it, but who cares? It makes me feel good, and this butthole is clean enough to eat off of.

Business Gorillas posted:

just get the ultra thin condoms smh

Moon Atari posted:

Surprisingly, getting me an account here was nowhere near the worst thing she ever did to me.

Moridin920 posted:

http://i.imgur.com/B1JR9fn.jpg

Breetai posted:

Clean privilege is never being turned down for oral sex because you haven’t washed away the protective, lubricative, natural oils beneath your foreskin that are supposed to facilitate sex in the first place (smegma).

Clean privilege is being considered more sexually desirable even when you have horribly disfigured genitals. 56% of American males undergo genital mutilation at birth for supposed ‘hygiene’ reasons, as it removes the 'need’ to wash. Our society is so obsessed with unnecessary cleanliness that we actually take a knife to our baby boy’s little winkles to achieve it.

Tags: clean privilege privilege circumcision male genital mutilation sex and love trigger warning child abuse

Moon Atari posted:

also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.

Groovelord Neato posted:

is return of the kings the one run by the rapist (who actually wrote down that he committed rapes in his guides).

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Me, I only date autists.

Ratjaculation posted:

op you should just close this lame thread

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I honestly think less of anyone who can't type at better than 30 wpm. I can maintain 50+ wpm with zero errors, faster if I allow the occasional typo.

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm reading through Señor hoverhands history and this whole drat thing holy poo poo this whole drat thing, I strong-emphasised some choice bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0

Pitdragon posted:

do all nice guys have serious mommy issues? do they always have this weird unhealthy relationship with their mother???

Cumslut1895 posted:

?????????

not in the loving slightest. I know no ones entitled to relationships or sex. And john pop would absolutely consider his problems worse than those of an amputee

Cumslut1895 posted:

I am a lunatic black dwarf.

I do have several bodies in my freezer.

I have made a skin mask.

Troposphere posted:

seriously dude so many ladies wanna gently caress rumplestiltskin

so many

NecroMonster posted:

rorschach is supposed to be a superficially likeable ideal ultimately revealed to be a poisonous little poo poo who's ideas, theme, and character are ultimately at odds with reality

like everyfucking one else in the god damned comic

Mr. 47 posted:

Divot posted:

jfc I can't believe I read this whole drat thread just to end up looking at a pic of Mystery

Captain Yossarian posted:

After reading this thread I have decided to become gay.

Facebook Aunt posted:

naem posted:

radiatinglines posted:

I don't say those, but "cannot be bothered" is too good of an expression not to use

ikanreed posted:

It's not. Maybe the lack of contractions sounds a bit out of place to an American though.

Pvt.Scott posted:

E: this assumes face-to-face encounters

Pvt.Scott posted:

You should see all of the abusive PMs I'm throwing at Pick right now for not getting back to me in less than five minutes. Let's just say I broke out the thesaurus. Ladies love an educated man.

Tricky D posted:

Gotta carry my cigars (and cutter, what kind of man doesn't have a cutter?) with me everywhere even though I'm not allowed to smoke them anywhere.