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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Moridin920 posted:

Why can't I get a gf? GOD I HATE WOMEN




"I don't want to settle for an unattractive woman!"

"WTF, ADONIS!? Quit hoarding all the unattractive women!"

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.






I actually had to take breaks while reading this, it was just so drat cringe inducing!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Decebal posted:

I wonder how dating will look 10 years from now? VR first dates so there's no rape chances ?

Humans will reproduce in a complicated mating dance involving dank memes.

The male with the rarest Pepes will reproduce, the one who still posts Doge will be consigned to the dustbin of genetic history.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Pick posted:

another good sign was when he was following me out, he wanted to know what kind of white i am. "hey! hey blonde! are you a swede?"

gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

"Listen bitch, before I rape you, I need to make sure we aren't doing any degenerate miscegenation here!"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Nice meltdown!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Moridin920 posted:






this is chess not checkers BITCH



also who the gently caress brags about 2.1 that's like... C average?

"Listen bitch, I've got a 2.1 GPA. Now on a scale of 1.0 to 4.0 how wet is your pussy? "

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Moridin920 posted:

do you even understand her race and her culture bro

You don't deserve her, unlike me, I work as an animator at walmart and make millions!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Pick posted:

oh my GOD what is up with this cuck poo poo

Welcome, to GBS!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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You performance artists don't deserve a STEM graduate like me .ppt

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Thinking about it now, this may be the best 10 bux I ever spent. I love you guys!

Your posts are nauseating to read and I uncontrollably cringe whenever I see your av.







Love you long time, Facebook Aunt!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

If that's not from Reddit then I'd be surprised.

I actually assumed that it was from the Elliot Rodgers manifesto.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Tears In A Vial posted:

Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all.

Tbf this is how is my pick up line at bar close.

"Hey bitch, accept this dicking, or you'll get nothing at all! "

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Chomp8645 posted:

It's not his style at all.

Lmao if you think I dedicated the grey matter to memorize a psychopath's writing style!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Tears In A Vial posted:

real talk I wish elliot rogers hadn't killed anyone bc he's funny as gently caress and its sad that he ruined it by being a murderer

the fact that mra's and pua's can often be legit unhinged and dangerous kinda poisons the funny well.

I still laugh, because why the gently caress wouldn't I? But it leaves a bad aftertaste.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Groovelord Neato posted:

btw there's a former goon in that video.

That's interesting. But how many of them are current goon's?

Tears In A Vial posted:

Timing is everything - women are DTF and are in heat during different times of the month, and on other nights there is a code red. Some days you can get your dick wet by simply existing because you are at the right place at the right time, other days you will have to talk to 25 women before devouring fresh meat.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Redjakk posted:

he starts doing pushups and pumping free weights that were in the garage. Eventually he comes back in looking manic and talking about how he wasn't going to let BITCHES ruin his life and promptly passes out on the couch.

This dude unironically owns.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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King Vidiot posted:

People that shower twice a day every day are loving neurotic. They're as bad as people who shower once a week but just from the opposite end of the obsessive-depressive scale.

As someone who showers twice a day I can confirm this.

But then again I have severe OCD so YMMV.

Also this,

Moon Atari posted:

but for real, showering feels really dang good so i do it often even if i plan on isolating myself in my goon cave. maybe i am slightly ocd about it, but who cares? It makes me feel good, and this butthole is clean enough to eat off of.



Dreddout fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 25, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Business Gorillas posted:

just get the ultra thin condoms smh

If I don't buy Magnum xxxl my girlfriend won't be able to tell I have a big dong!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Moon Atari posted:

Surprisingly, getting me an account here was nowhere near the worst thing she ever did to me.

But it was the worst thing she did to the rest of us!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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I'm the unidentifiable appendage in the lower right.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Breetai posted:

Clean privilege is never being turned down for oral sex because you haven’t washed away the protective, lubricative, natural oils beneath your foreskin that are supposed to facilitate sex in the first place (smegma).

Clean privilege is being considered more sexually desirable even when you have horribly disfigured genitals. 56% of American males undergo genital mutilation at birth for supposed ‘hygiene’ reasons, as it removes the 'need’ to wash. Our society is so obsessed with unnecessary cleanliness that we actually take a knife to our baby boy’s little winkles to achieve it.

Tags: clean privilege privilege circumcision male genital mutilation sex and love trigger warning child abuse

What's your favorite Silent Hill game?

Moon Atari posted:

also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.

I'm going to loving beat you up!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Groovelord Neato posted:

is return of the kings the one run by the rapist (who actually wrote down that he committed rapes in his guides).

"Rapist PUA" is a pretty redundant term honestly

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Me, I only date autists.

Salutations.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Ratjaculation posted:

op you should just close this lame thread

Hmm....

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

I honestly think less of anyone who can't type at better than 30 wpm. I can maintain 50+ wpm with zero errors, faster if I allow the occasional typo.

Look at this grandad troglodyte who can only type 50+ words a minute!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm reading through Señor hoverhands history and this whole drat thing holy poo poo this whole drat thing, I strong-emphasised some choice bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0

Holy poo poo

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Pitdragon posted:

do all nice guys have serious mommy issues? do they always have this weird unhealthy relationship with their mother???

I'm still kind of surprised he didn't stab out his own eyes after killing his father, honestly.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Cumslut1895 posted:

?????????

not in the loving slightest. I know no ones entitled to relationships or sex. And john pop would absolutely consider his problems worse than those of an amputee

Okay, sure honey, you're not John.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Cumslut1895 posted:

I am a lunatic black dwarf.

I do have several bodies in my freezer.

I have made a skin mask.

Pick two

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Troposphere posted:

seriously dude so many ladies wanna gently caress rumplestiltskin

so many



I'd let him spin my golden straw, iykwim.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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NecroMonster posted:

rorschach is supposed to be a superficially likeable ideal ultimately revealed to be a poisonous little poo poo who's ideas, theme, and character are ultimately at odds with reality

like everyfucking one else in the god damned comic

The only reasonably well adjusted person in Watchman is the younger silk spectre.

Watchman might as well be called Nice Meltdown considering the mental state of the main characters.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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CONSULT ME ON SPOONING BUSINESS is going to get me so many right swipes on Tinder!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Divot posted:

jfc I can't believe I read this whole drat thread just to end up looking at a pic of Mystery

It all comes back to the source.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Captain Yossarian posted:

After reading this thread I have decided to become gay.

Welcome home, child!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Please, don't doxx me and my deformed clavicle!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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I'm the wolflike shadow, marking this child as one of the Garou.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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radiatinglines posted:

I don't say those, but "cannot be bothered" is too good of an expression not to use

I didn't even know that that expression was specifically British!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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ikanreed posted:

It's not. Maybe the lack of contractions sounds a bit out of place to an American though.

loving British poofs thinking they are Data!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Pvt.Scott posted:

E: this assumes face-to-face encounters

drat I was doing all that poo poo and I wondered why I never scored! gently caress leaving my house tho.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Pvt.Scott posted:

You should see all of the abusive PMs I'm throwing at Pick right now for not getting back to me in less than five minutes. Let's just say I broke out the thesaurus. Ladies love an educated man.

How many synonyms for the word sloot do you use per paragraph?

Tricky D posted:

Gotta carry my cigars (and cutter, what kind of man doesn't have a cutter?) with me everywhere even though I'm not allowed to smoke them anywhere.

Said cigars were purchased at the local cvs pharmacy of course!

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