you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .ppt

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cnut: May 3, 2016

Tumble posted:

let's face it, there really is a lot more bitter angry guys than bitter angry women

Wait 'til you hit middle age! (Or, hell, even 30s). Woo boy, it evens out in a loving hurry, LOL.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 13:59

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:13

cnut: May 3, 2016

I disagree with the premise of this thread. You whore bitches DO deserve a nice guy like me :smug:

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 09:48

cnut: May 3, 2016

What I don't get is why they make such a big deal about going their own way. Are they expecting women to say "No! Please don't go! Forgive us! Let us gently caress you!" LOLOL Yeah, they probably are.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 14:42

cnut: May 3, 2016

ravenkult posted:

In my defense we were like 15 at the time and had never touched a tittie.

Still...

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 15:22

cnut: May 3, 2016

Moon Atari posted:

Women lack penises, so must use material trinkets as a symbolic replacement serving the same function that the oral transfer of semen plays in male platonic bonding. The true tragedy in this is that gender wage disparity means that women are doubly burdened by this extra expense.

Men!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 21:27

cnut: May 3, 2016

Turdfuzz posted:

srsly what is it with some girls n horses
is it really jus their massive dongs?

The saddle rubs their clit.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 10:36

cnut: May 3, 2016

elise the great posted:

lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle

the clit's out front, my friends, not between the booty cheeks, do you think biker ladies are secretly masturbating or have you just never seen the perineum of a vagina-haver with the lights on

(ps if the clit were in a position to contact the saddle women would ACTIVELY HATE riding horses... I've gone horseback riding exactly twice in my life and hated both times because if any part of your nethers is pressed against the saddle it's like getting beaten with a two-by-four until your butt knuckles rupture. If your crotch is nestling the pommel you're basically riding the handlebars of the bike, you'll look like a loving idiot and your joints are going to last twenty-two seconds AND the horse will be angry that you're so stupid and probably throw you off. Girls like horses because they are enormous powerful animals that can be trained to submit to their direction and control, and because Lisa Frank.)

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 10:32

cnut: May 3, 2016

Only the ignorant ones. Which may make up a large sample of men but I wouldn't know.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 11:23

cnut: May 3, 2016

Does it have little red bits all over it so it looks spicy?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 00:48

cnut: May 3, 2016

Frosted Flake posted:

"Show a genuine interest in people" is the most basic part of How to Win Friends and Influence People.

How is that surprising?

Once you can fake sincerity you've got it made.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 13:18

cnut: May 3, 2016

E1M1 posted:

We've got more control and choice in our dating lives than ever and we've never been less happy

The tyranny of choice.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 13:09

cnut: May 3, 2016

-Radium

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 14:40

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:13

cnut: May 3, 2016

CrazyLoon posted:

Clearly, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt of a feminist conspiracy to put wimminz into positions where they can seduce men who'd otherwise go their own way, also...

And steal their precious bodily fluids!

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 14:43

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