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client
Aug 19, 2010



on a fan boat

the co-pilot seat of an experimental aircraft

Russia

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coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


- looking on the ground for something you dropped and finding it easily

- carrying plates through a restaurant kitchen

- just having untied a cigarette boat

e: ^^^ lol

coffeecup fucked around with this message at Jul 25, 2016 around 03:24

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

"When I see someone tilting my tables, I shoot the Bastard. That's my policy!"


Grimey Drawer

RestingB1tchFace posted:

You don't wanna be getting too old for this poo poo.

"You hang in there! You're going to tell your wife you love her yourself!"

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


-A cabbie without a passenger

- A cabbie with a passenger

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Last Day On The Force.

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


- having certainty about which people are supposed to be back here

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

Being carried by Vic Morrow

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



being the first cop they send to investigate the bad guy

not having a wife and baby

being the first guy to suspect the serial killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHuNBH7fdYQ

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!


At a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


Repair man working at bottom of open elevator shaft.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


Being an annoyed householder returning to the door, assuming that the same salesman/religion man has come back.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



used to be having homosexual traits

now having homosexual traits saves your rear end

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Being a cyclist.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006


On the same side as Al Leong. He's a bad guy, dummy. You're gonna get killed.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



Driving a van with a pointy surf board on top of it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Chinatown posted:

Being a cyclist.
def dont want to be that stuntman hes 100% going over the hood in the chase scene

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



danny trejo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



006 is a death sentence

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


- pressing the intercom button and asking the secretary to bring in some tea

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

The plucky new guy paired with the veteran, especially when the veteran remarks that you remind him so much of himself when he was a rookie

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

The valet bringing around the sports car right after the villain speeds away

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



canyoneer posted:

The plucky new guy paired with the veteran, especially when the veteran remarks that you remind him so much of himself when he was a rookie
To Live and Die in LA has the plucky new guy but also the veteran whos last week is on the force and it turns out the vet dies in this scenario

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Be caught doing some minor rude thing if the hero is near by.


Talking into a cell phone loudly about business.

At a bus stop.

Unarmed security.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Heiling Hitler

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

Anywhere in South Asia 1950 to present. Either the Viet Kong is gonna kill you or Tony Jaa will kick the poo poo out of you.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model


Anywhere with a giant and intricately decorated cake

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


In a remote corner the same party/whorehouse that gets really quiet for some reason, then the douchey son of the town gangster yells out, "I thought this was a party!!!!" and the music starts again.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


at the radio in the guard tower while not getting any response from the control room

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



any pudgy down on his luck security guard

steel mills should be avoided

dont be the guy in the telephone booth

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*


canyoneer posted:

Being carried by Vic Morrow



For the unitiated: Vic Morrow and the two child actors he was carrying were killed during a stunt while filming The Twilight Zone movie in 1982. Pyrotechnics set off too close to a hovering helicopter causing it to lose stability, which then proceeded to land on top of him and the two children. He was decapitated and I believe one of the children also ate some helicopter blade. Footage exists on the internet. What a way to go

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



A ILL BREAKFAST posted:



For the unitiated: Vic Morrow and the two child actors he was carrying were killed during a stunt while filming The Twilight Zone movie in 1982. Pyrotechnics set off too close to a hovering helicopter causing it to lose stability, which then proceeded to land on top of him and the two children. He was decapitated and I believe one of the children also ate some helicopter blade. Footage exists on the internet. What a way to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihu9UtNjmXM

LurkBot
Jan 4, 2007
Something has gone horribly wrong.

Guarding a top secret weapons lab on the night HQ replaces your golf buddy partner with a jacked dude who has glow in the dark razor teeth.

You want to talk sports but he just keeps muttering about eating hearts and practising cool moves with his machetes.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE


Filming a porno with a woman in a hotel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg8DUhUGTxg

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

Handcuffed to anyone else

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

Cat Army
2nd Battalion


Be Sarah Conner

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


As a guard pissing in a bathroom

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind.



Megamarm

A fat guy being hit on by an improbably attractive woman

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004
Zesty.


The best person and place to be is a bum in an alley, that way after the main guy jumps a jetski out of an apartment building through a helicopter and into the bank vault where the bad guys are, you can look shocked at your bottle of whiskey, rub your eyes, and then throw it over your shoulder comically

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004
Zesty.


The worst person to be is a kind of doughy looking cop/security guard/etc, especially if you're about to eat something or reading a magazine. Those guys don't go on to great things

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006



Working late in the lab

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