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Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

on a large yacht

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008



Grimey Drawer

In the lead vehicle in a military convoy

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


Near a cardboard box salesman

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Quote-Unquote posted:

Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Henchmanning on skis near:

Cliffs
Trees
Avalanche zones
Big snowblower machines

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


An aeroplane

Night duty at a warehouse

A building with windows

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Proving that a security robot is perfectly safe

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Schindler's list

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.


Standing in front of bullets.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts


Standing over a hero about to shoot them (especially if the camera isn't showing your gun when you actually stop gloating and the shot rings out)

naem
May 29, 2011



-getting a sweet as heck gig where they give you and several hundred close friends matching leather jackets and Uzis, all you have to do is walk back and forth in front of these shipping containers

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EoinCannon posted:

In the lead vehicle in a military convoy

Proof that movies never pay attention to any mil advisors they hire. A good ambush triggers in the middle of the convoy to maximize confusion and cut off elements from one another to make preplanned defenses less capable.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Hi, I'm Sean Bean

naem
May 29, 2011



-what's that? Practice shooting my Uzi? Psssshaw why I'll just kinda spray some bullets around if someone breaks in its fine

-besides, you can tell who is on my side because we all have these leather jackets and mustaches

-hmm that new guy in the ill fitting leather jacket is several inches taller/shorter than he was 10 minutes ago and he keeps pressing his mustache back on self consciously

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014


Patrolling the battlements on a cloudy moonless night.

Drinking with your rough and tough cowboy homies when a sissy lookin' city boy comes in and swanks around.

Behind some barrels on the saloon roof.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


Anywhere near a vat of acid

naem
May 29, 2011



Any job that involves sitting around with a bunch of vaguely European guys in turtlenecks speaking English to each other badly while smoking and laughing spookily

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013


Did anyone say roadworks yet?
Or in a pursuing cop car.
Portapotty...

naem
May 29, 2011



"English not it is first of language and yet here we of are speaking it not very of goodly wearing turtlenecks and suspenders HAHAHA!"

*holds cigarette weird and sideways, racks slide on uzi like, seven times*

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich

The first woman bond sleeps with in any given bond movie.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

The boys at work sure ain't gonna like this!

An armed guard at the local drug kingpin's compound.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



holding a lot of important paperwork in a narrow hallway

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Being an unnamed special forces member sent to escort the bad guy to prison

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

Below a chandelier

Above a sharp statue

Any place with conveyor belts

Chinatown

naem
May 29, 2011



-Being a generic normal sized uzi henchman in a room with the super big sleeveless punching henchman because he's obviously going to get more screen time

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

guard duty in the backyard of a large mansion

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016


naem posted:

-Being a generic normal sized uzi henchman in a room with the super big sleeveless punching henchman because he's obviously going to get more screen time

I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

A guard walking off alone to investigate a rustling sound

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

smoking a cigarette outside by yourself at night

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004



A brothel

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

No Man's Land

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

Anywhere near the locomotive on a train.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

A security booth. Double points if you're asleep or reading a newspaper.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Fun Shoe

coffeecup posted:

I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy

Sounds like a front page article waiting to be written

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


I guess it's more of a sci-fi/horror thing, but I can't think of a single time where somebody attached to a rope that's supposed to "pull them back to safety" comes back whole.

naem
May 29, 2011



coffeecup posted:

I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy

It's mostly just Uzis, mustache(s), bigness, punching and also poor marksmanship OH and laughing spookily and turtlenecks/smoking/warehouse

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009



Calmly driving through an X intersection.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


"Listen, jerk-wad. This is an ARMANI suit!"





"Hey! That's my Ferrari!"

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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007


Standing in front of an armed person you victimized earlier in the film - preferably a mousy woman - and telling them, "You haven't got the guts."

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