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Jul 25, 2016 10:16
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In the lead vehicle in a military convoy
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Jul 25, 2016 11:00
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Near a cardboard box salesman
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Jul 25, 2016 11:04
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Quote-Unquote posted:Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate
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Jul 25, 2016 11:23
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Henchmanning on skis near: Cliffs Trees Avalanche zones Big snowblower machines
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Jul 25, 2016 11:23
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An aeroplane Night duty at a warehouse A building with windows
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Jul 25, 2016 11:28
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Proving that a security robot is perfectly safe
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Jul 25, 2016 12:48
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Schindler's list
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Jul 25, 2016 13:00
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Standing in front of bullets.
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Jul 25, 2016 13:02
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Standing over a hero about to shoot them (especially if the camera isn't showing your gun when you actually stop gloating and the shot rings out)
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Jul 25, 2016 13:33
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-getting a sweet as heck gig where they give you and several hundred close friends matching leather jackets and Uzis, all you have to do is walk back and forth in front of these shipping containers
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Jul 25, 2016 14:21
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EoinCannon posted:In the lead vehicle in a military convoy Proof that movies never pay attention to any mil advisors they hire. A good ambush triggers in the middle of the convoy to maximize confusion and cut off elements from one another to make preplanned defenses less capable.
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Jul 25, 2016 14:25
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Hi, I'm Sean Bean
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Jul 25, 2016 14:25
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-what's that? Practice shooting my Uzi? Psssshaw why I'll just kinda spray some bullets around if someone breaks in its fine -besides, you can tell who is on my side because we all have these leather jackets and mustaches -hmm that new guy in the ill fitting leather jacket is several inches taller/shorter than he was 10 minutes ago and he keeps pressing his mustache back on self consciously
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Jul 25, 2016 14:26
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Patrolling the battlements on a cloudy moonless night. Drinking with your rough and tough cowboy homies when a sissy lookin' city boy comes in and swanks around. Behind some barrels on the saloon roof.
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Jul 25, 2016 14:44
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Anywhere near a vat of acid
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Jul 25, 2016 15:10
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Any job that involves sitting around with a bunch of vaguely European guys in turtlenecks speaking English to each other badly while smoking and laughing spookily
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Jul 25, 2016 15:58
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Did anyone say roadworks yet? Or in a pursuing cop car. Portapotty...
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Jul 25, 2016 16:02
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"English not it is first of language and yet here we of are speaking it not very of goodly wearing turtlenecks and suspenders HAHAHA!" *holds cigarette weird and sideways, racks slide on uzi like, seven times*
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Jul 25, 2016 16:03
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The first woman bond sleeps with in any given bond movie.
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Jul 25, 2016 17:47
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An armed guard at the local drug kingpin's compound.
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Jul 25, 2016 18:01
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holding a lot of important paperwork in a narrow hallway
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Jul 25, 2016 18:17
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Being an unnamed special forces member sent to escort the bad guy to prison
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Jul 25, 2016 18:18
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Below a chandelier Above a sharp statue Any place with conveyor belts Chinatown
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Jul 25, 2016 18:21
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-Being a generic normal sized uzi henchman in a room with the super big sleeveless punching henchman because he's obviously going to get more screen time
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Jul 25, 2016 18:23
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guard duty in the backyard of a large mansion
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Jul 25, 2016 18:33
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naem posted:-Being a generic normal sized uzi henchman in a room with the super big sleeveless punching henchman because he's obviously going to get more screen time I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy
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Jul 25, 2016 18:36
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A guard walking off alone to investigate a rustling sound
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Jul 25, 2016 18:56
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smoking a cigarette outside by yourself at night
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Jul 25, 2016 19:03
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A brothel
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Jul 25, 2016 19:07
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No Man's Land
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Jul 25, 2016 19:08
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Anywhere near the locomotive on a train.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:09
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A security booth. Double points if you're asleep or reading a newspaper.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:17
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coffeecup posted:I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy Sounds like a front page article waiting to be written
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Jul 25, 2016 19:40
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I guess it's more of a sci-fi/horror thing, but I can't think of a single time where somebody attached to a rope that's supposed to "pull them back to safety" comes back whole.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:48
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coffeecup posted:I would legit read a non-TV Tropes study on henchmen taxonomy It's mostly just Uzis, mustache(s), bigness, punching and also poor marksmanship OH and laughing spookily and turtlenecks/smoking/warehouse
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Jul 25, 2016 20:34
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Calmly driving through an X intersection.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:42
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"Listen, jerk-wad. This is an ARMANI suit!" "Hey! That's my Ferrari!"
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Standing in front of an armed person you victimized earlier in the film - preferably a mousy woman - and telling them, "You haven't got the guts."
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