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naem
May 29, 2011

Me irl https://youtu.be/0XZdUW5hRas

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Someone already said catwalk, but also just near any raised platform or stairs with a railing about waist height

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
In the safest place we can be right now.

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
I am a strong tall man with an intimidating gun and some shirtless lunatic is waving his arms around and shrieking at me

:rip:

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

In the back of a prisoner transport van.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Driving on the golden gate bridge

Inside an iconic building in a Roland Emmerich film

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Any country that ends in -dovia.

FreddyJackieTurner
May 15, 2008

Trying to confront the stranger at the bar with my redneck buddies I was playing pool with.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Cruise Ship
Cargo Ship
Swanky rear end Yacht

naem
May 29, 2011

Being any kind of entrepreneur whose business development plan can be ruined by a ragtag team of plucky kids

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Being the responsible one who goes to the boss to tell them sector A was breached/supersecret weapon X was sabotaged/a zillion dollars is missing from the vault

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
To be a lab assistant for a scientist that people refer to by name.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
-At the end of a long pier

-slowly turning skywards to investigate the source of a looming shadow

-did anyone say a grocery clerk who just finished stacking a pyramid of cans yet?

-putting the finishing touches on a house of cards and you've just relaxed after they've already almost fallen down once

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Gaping stupidly at the monster in the final moments before it roars.

naem
May 29, 2011

Architect who designs a secure facility who adds lots of big safe easy to access air vents with large grates that an off duty cop or rag tag team of plucky kids could crawl through

naem
May 29, 2011

Engineer who adds a big glowing red button that "shuts down the reactor," perhaps with an air vent directly over it

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013

VectorSigma posted:

on the lighting crew for a christian bale flick

the floor is baklava
May 4, 2003

SHAME

bleep.bloop posted:

The one time I can think of is in Pitch Black.

The Mist

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Applewhite posted:

Gaping stupidly at the monster in the final moments before it roars.

Ol' Kirk was in the wrong place at the wrong time

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Guard tower at a POW camp in 80s Vietnam

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Man in white pants with diarrhea

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
In a highrise metropolitan condo with big bay windows, just as the monster explosion hits.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
In the trunk a refrigerator

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Anywhere near a plate-glass window when there's something just off in the distance

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The sewer level / underground rebellion zone

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Whistling while you wizz.

naem
May 29, 2011

-A real estate investor who purchases a really valuable 200 acre wooded lot with natural water features- oh and a small failing summer camp (several poorly constructed uninsulated log cabins)- who fails to read the "wacky canoe race" clause

-what do you mean a rag tag band of plucky kids are blocking our bulldozer??

-well did you send that one really big scary construction guy with no sleeves on his shirt to make mean faces?

-the camp councillor constructed some kind of elaborate pie throwing device that threw pies in all our face??

-what if we get the rich kids from the rival camp across the lake to race their canoes and be really smug and mean, clearly that would in some way affect the legal status of this property that we own

-the pie throwing device threw scrambled eggs all over the rich kids and everyone yelled P U YOU STINK and they ran away??

-I'm going to have to get in my rich guy car and drive down there and waggle my finger at them myself in a tuxedo because I'm a rich guy

- oh no they are doing some kind of incredibly racist Native American themed dance number and chanting and parachute turtles are falling and biting all us bad guys and the no sleeves construction worker guy and the rich kids have turtles and stinky eggs on them and we lose!!!

municipal shrimp
Mar 30, 2011

Being referred to as your boss' right hand man

municipal shrimp
Mar 30, 2011

At a first contact meeting with aliens

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Delivering a shipment of guns - possibly advanced prototypes - and you figure it's good business sense to let him test one first....

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Getting laid any time there are news reports about a serial killer in the city.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
Stumbling upon a disused temple in the middle of the Amazon after getting separated from your tour group.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Leaning waaaay in close to look at something suspicious

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Ever agreeing to split up and search for the cause of a suspicious noise.

iammeandsoareyou
Oct 27, 2007
Nothing to see here
Having sex with a woman who has particularly photogenic breasts in motel room with walls thin enough for a large man to crash through.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Shrunken inside of an organism's intravenous system.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
with your pants down in a portajohn

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

Wizchine posted:

Delivering a shipment of guns - possibly advanced prototypes - and you figure it's good business sense to let him test one first....

Wait, this could mean you later become Iron Man.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

rgocs posted:

Wait, this could mean you later become Iron Man.
Alcoholism is bad.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lookin at a porno when you are supposed to be lookin at the security monitors

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