Bad places to be in an action movie

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Last Day On The Force.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

being the first cop they send to investigate the bad guy

not having a wife and baby

being the first guy to suspect the serial killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHuNBH7fdYQ

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

used to be having homosexual traits

now having homosexual traits saves your rear end

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 04:35

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Chinatown posted:

Being a cyclist.

def dont want to be that stuntman hes 100% going over the hood in the chase scene

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

danny trejo

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

006 is a death sentence

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canyoneer posted:

The plucky new guy paired with the veteran, especially when the veteran remarks that you remind him so much of himself when he was a rookie

To Live and Die in LA has the plucky new guy but also the veteran whos last week is on the force and it turns out the vet dies in this scenario

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any pudgy down on his luck security guard

steel mills should be avoided

dont be the guy in the telephone booth

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

For the unitiated: Vic Morrow and the two child actors he was carrying were killed during a stunt while filming The Twilight Zone movie in 1982. Pyrotechnics set off too close to a hovering helicopter causing it to lose stability, which then proceeded to land on top of him and the two children. He was decapitated and I believe one of the children also ate some helicopter blade. Footage exists on the internet. What a way to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihu9UtNjmXM

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lookin at a porno when you are supposed to be lookin at the security monitors

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the guy taking too long to order at a fat food restaurant

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This thread is making me want to watch Leon: The Professional.

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