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Jul 28, 2016 15:02
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The Grimace posted:when i was a 4 year old kid I used to narrate my life and my actions like i was presenting to an audience, not unlike the idea of the Truman Show you idiot, that isn't like the idea of the truman show, that's more like Malcolm in the Middle. another life long embarrassment for The Grimace |
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Jul 28, 2016 17:38
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"durr, my favourite movie is the truman show. i especially like the bit where robin williams (R. I. P.) gets his kids back at the end" - great at posting and movie knower without embarrassing themselves in a BIG way the grimace |
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Jul 28, 2016 17:39
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jim carrey? love 'im. i know all his movies: groundhog day, the new ghostbusters for a second, garfield, garfield 2: trouble in pawradise, garfield: a tale of two garfields, and of course, the life aquatic |
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Lastgirl posted:i gave a valentine card to a boy back in 4th grade who didnt have a valentine card for me fuuuck |
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Lastgirl posted:im really tryin hard to remember How embarrassing |
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Jul 28, 2016 17:49
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I posted a thread called "the BYOB Dissertaion Station Megathread". My shame is there, for all to see... On the other hand, this post grants me immunity from being made fun of, woohoo!  THIS GOES FOR ALL MY OTHER POSTS AND THREADS! **whew** Now we wait for this thread to be goldmined and my fate will be sealed... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 28, 2016 18:48
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Splatmaster posted:I posted a thread called "the BYOB Dissertaion Station Megathread". My shame is there, for all to see... I apologize for this post. Also, I started drinking Coke again https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:I apologize for this post. are you sure it's capital c Coke and not small c coke?
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Jul 29, 2016 00:07
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i like that in sign language (ASL) pointing to your elbow with your right hand is coca cola but if you put your thumb up while doing the same thing it's cocaine
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Jul 29, 2016 00:14
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when I was in second grade I wrote a love letter to a third grader and gave it to him on the bus in front of everyone. I almost died from embarrassment.
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Jul 29, 2016 00:29
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in 7th grade i tried to give a little roll of lifesavers to a girl i liked as she was leaving the classroom to go to the bathroom but she didn't hear me so i said it louder and the teacher heard me and the class stopped so i freaked out and threw it at her thinking i could get away with it. instead it just hit her in the head and everyone stared at me.
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Jul 29, 2016 00:32
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RedTonic posted:are you sure it's capital c Coke and not small c coke? Yes, never tried the other stuff. Not my thing, but coca tea helped me get to Macchu Picchu and overcome altitude sickness which is the raw form of the other stuff. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 29, 2016 00:44
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I was still alive on my 30th birthday.
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I unironically say "Hoo doggy!"
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i was working at this overnight summer camp and some of the other counselors and i were making a run for (alcoholic) drinks i was 19 at the time and they were a few years older, so they did the buying, but when the total came up on the cash register ($19.95), i felt compelled to say - out loud - that the price was also my birth year, and what a cool coincidence that was
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When I was in high school, this cute girl asked me if I got my hair cut and I wanted to the joke about "I didn't just get a I got all of them cut" but I said something more like "I got everything cut". And then I started to panic, because I thought she would take it to mean I got my pubes trimmed or something and was trying to hit on her, so then I spent way too much time trying to explain the original joke I was trying to tell. |
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I kissed a tree. The girl scout group helper said that would make a tree live forever. I don't think she realized a gaggle of little girls would take her literally and smooch some tree........... |
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Jul 30, 2016 09:53
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Wedemeyer posted:I kissed a tree. The girl scout group helper said that would make a tree live forever. I don't think she realized a gaggle of little girls would take her literally and smooch some tree........... did the tree live forever, so far? |
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Jul 31, 2016 03:47
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i kissed a tree and i liked it |
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Jul 31, 2016 06:50
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Jul 31, 2016 08:14
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alnilam posted:did the tree live forever, so far? sev'ral immortal trees experience dead ennui at the end of the world and heat death of all things, the Cosmic Eye reports |
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Jul 31, 2016 14:03
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Yobgoblin posted:cuck lol
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alnilam posted:did the tree live forever, so far? well the two apple trees in my parent's backyard are dead [a natural death], so no. And the pine trees are Girl Scout Camp got all rotted and they had to tear a lot of them down, so no. I still believe this needs more research. Kiss more trees. Darkman Fanpage posted:i kissed a tree and i liked it I am glad to hear this 
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Aug 1, 2016 02:15
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I once puked during church when I was 16 I was the drummer in the youth band |
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One time I was really drunk and really hungry and I ate entire pizza before it cooled down and I burned my stomach. Maybe more than once
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in 4th grade I was playing basketball with another kid, at one point we both ran for the ball and I tripped and bit his hand. He called me the R word and I felt really bad afterwards |
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Aug 3, 2016 02:28
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SciFiDownBeat posted:in 4th grade I was playing basketball with another kid, at one point we both ran for the ball and I tripped and bit his hand. He called me the R word and I felt really bad afterwards I can't believe he called you a Rapscallion paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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mister magpie posted:I listen to Saves The Day I had a Through Being Cool concert shirt lmao |
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for the record i will be making fun of everyone for everything they posted ITT |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:for the record i will be making fun of everyone for everything they posted ITT mods????? paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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i hung out with someone from here and the night i met him i got pretty drunk and just a little high and threw up in his (only) bathroom for hours and always felt really bad about that
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Aug 3, 2016 22:40
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i have only ever met two other posters in my life (c. 2007) and all of us were in the same van traveling to an archaeological excavation site when one of the people said something about comedy gold. The other 6 or 7 people in the van were really confused.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:for the record i will be making fun of everyone for everything they posted ITT 
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Luvcow posted:freshman basketball practice I was on the skins team and I got drooped by my friend leaving me essentially naked good thing you weren't in science class where all the microscopes were.
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Blue's Clues posted:Several years ago I had a one-night-stand with an out-of-town bride's maid of a close friend who was getting married. We were inebriated, and after coitus I drunkenly told her I wished she was my sister. I meant because we would always be around each other, but it came out looking (rightfully) incestuous. That was awkward. thats fukced up.
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