Frankenstyle posted:

poo poo. This reminds me of that old thread where some goon found a short story in a library or coffee shop. I think it was called (something) Saturn. I know it had Saturn in the title. It was goddamn hilarious with strong jawed space marines fighting lizard aliens, and it's a crime I can't find it. I think the guy who found it made a website, but I'm having no luck.

Ratjaculation posted:

pushed a sobbing Melissa melanie

note to author: melissa is your wife

Young Freud posted:

This last passage made me start wondering what time period this was set in, since the Internet didn't get mainstream popularity until after German reunification. Also, that introduction page is a little too on the nose with the author being "unfit for military duty" and the praise of Ronald Reagan.

Germstore posted:

how presumptuous

Ladydad posted:

Troposphere posted:

Splicer posted:

NO

Applewhite posted:

Acts which disobey Leviticus are my fetish.

Do you *pant* *pant* mix fabrics?

wuffles posted:

dude tag this poo poo NSFW I just got fired

Enfys posted:

I bet Blake Culverson isn't actually a superb lover

Prawned posted:

stolen lesbian valour

autoaim.cfg posted:

You know it's pretty bad when even your own BYOB pals are telling you that you're coming across as a lunatic.

Renegret posted:

if you don't like the attention you're getting you can just stop posting there

it's not hard

the fact you are still posting means you just want attention

reignofevil posted:

I'm about to whip the 'nade outta my pants and get myself perma'd and all of you good christians reading this thread fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.

Germstore posted:

The blog link. The blog link in the first post. The blog link posted by bruiser in the first post by bruiser.

Luvcow posted:

"I'm sorry honey, the forums are demanding i finish the novel, only a few hundred pages left and i'll rejoin the family..."

mailorder bees! posted: