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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

If you can fake it that well you are good enough to be unfat in america. A real fat has a ponch that sticks out four feet.

I have no rational argument against this.

I do however, have an irrational argument against this.

Dysmorphic Disorder

poo poo is the anathema to Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Figure that one out.

Collapse that wave function Schrödinger.

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Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

I'm tired of these unrealistic depictions of men. This guy is probably only a 38 waist. No normal man could be that thin

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that ugly beard hides the lack of a chin. a shorter beard would make it too obvious.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Someone should teach this guy the pencil eyebrow trick.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Carmant posted:

That guys not really even fat at all

lol how loving fat are you that you dont think that guy is fat

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

the lady fat gets to be van sized but the "fat" boy doesn't even have boobs

this is reverse sexism

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)


Women are obligated to find this attractive now. It is known

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:



Women are obligated to find this attractive now. It is known

There but for the grace of god....

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:



Women are obligated to find this attractive now. It is known

insh'allah

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Carmant posted:

That guys not really even fat at all but his face is way too ugly to be a male model

He's fat.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Zahgaegun posted:

For instance, I know this dude:


??? why is he blowing his sleeve and what does that say about him?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Wizard of Poz posted:

lol how loving fat are you that you dont think that guy is fat
That poster's the guy with the weirdly big head and girlish hips but IIRC he's not particularly fat

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
He is like a hotter version than me

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
some company apparently realized that they could make money off the coverage this plump gentleman would get. good for them.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i like that posted:

I'm a hospitalized woman in a wheelchair, do you honestly have better odds though

yeah i'd probably beat u into the intensive care unit but thanks for replying

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

You're not plus sized if it's muscle

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Zzulu posted:



Women are obligated to find this attractive now. It is known

Don't doxx me pls :(

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Wamdoodle posted:

Don't doxx me pls :(

Ok i'm going to call it

this meme is officially loving gay

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Anyone can be a 'model' on the internet and if you say anything negative about them then you're a nazi. It's a great career choice.

Also this guy has poo poo tattoos. There's my opinion.

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Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
he looks just like me, except taller, fatter, heavier, different hair, and no facial resemblance

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You sound hot.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dock! dock! dock!! :

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Looks like a regular chubby dude with man boobs and a poo poo beard


Text me

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
he doesn't even have a panniculus. i'm so tired of these impossible standards promoted by the fashion industry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
MY BEPis!!!!!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
looks just like every dumb retard out there right now

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

That poster's the guy with the weirdly big head and girlish hips but IIRC he's not particularly fat

The world is ready for big headed man with feminine hips

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I like that his hair is thinning yet he's trying to hide it.

Chubby, balding, bearded men are what the modeling world needs. :v:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like that posted:

The world is ready for big headed man with feminine hips

finally, its my time

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I don't compare how I look with how models look and then get depressed. I realize that models are unusual. I compare how I look with my peers and people I see in real life.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

The Dennis System posted:

I don't compare how I look with how models look and then get depressed. I realize that models are unusual. I compare how I look with my peers and people I see in real life.

do you still get depressed. i do

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
goons jealous of this svelte individual

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

look at that loving fat sissyboy, maybe spend less time screwing around with girls and beers you could be making a deece six figgies in the booming IT sector like yours truly

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i don't really get this cuz plus size models can be hot as hell since thick women are hot as hell but a doughy guy is never a good look.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

TetsuoTW posted:

look at that loving fat sissyboy, maybe spend less time screwing around with girls and beers you could be making a deece six figgies in the booming IT sector like yours truly
Ah, yes. You usually get a lot of tail when you live at your parents place.

Also I know this man, or people just like him. He drinks IPAs and therefore doesn't actually know what beer is.

Risky
May 18, 2003

Zzulu posted:



Women are obligated to find this attractive now. It is known

That's a honeypot in the gay bear scene.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Beer is beer. It's all the same poo poo just with food coloring in it.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Risky posted:

That's a honeypot in the gay bear scene.

No way. Not even close.

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~
Good to see TotalBiscuit moving on from videogames

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

criscodisco posted:

Beard is beard. It's all the same poo poo just with food coloring in it.

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