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reboots for bad ones. is your computer good? then let it sleep at night. however you want to ritualize it i dont care now the bad ones. see the computer just stare. how dumb is this computer.. how did i care for this dumbo? you are angrily pushing buttons, and the computer enters some rest. |
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computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com Right away, bawitdaba3000. Bleep blOOp BLAP blEp. oh god... these are videos of milfs actually being hunted down, killed for sport... o-okay! time for bed, I think! just going to open the task manager and--what the?? 
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FutonForensic posted:computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com
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*old amber monochrome screen crackles to life, slowly letters appear on the screen* "i ... love....you....."
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i left my computer on all night last night. it...it didn't deserve that... computer i am sorry. |
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FutonForensic posted:computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com 
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FutonForensic posted:computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com ---------------- |
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Jul 29, 2016 15:25
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when my computer won't settle down I put a blanket over it
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Jul 29, 2016 15:32
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i use a spritzer bottle to discourage bad behavior but i give it snausages brand dog treats when it does something good
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Jul 29, 2016 16:58
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leave my lunch next to the computer and go to use the bathroom come back, lunch is half eaten and computer is nowhere to be found until I spy a power cable twitching in the corner |
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Jul 29, 2016 17:35
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good computer in rest mode: *hands above the covers for 7.7 hours* bad computer: *exploring filesystems* ---------------- |
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bad computer gets to sleep too... with the fishes 
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Jul 29, 2016 21:59
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my new dog posted:good computer in rest mode: *hands above the covers for 7.7 hours* Computer dad, knocking on door: "stop defragging in there!" |
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Jul 29, 2016 22:52
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mister magpie posted:Computer dad, knocking on door: "stop defragging in there!"
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Jul 29, 2016 23:44
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The work computers are on 24 hours a day, so when things start to get funny and they need a restart I say, "Oooo, looks like somebody needs a nap!"
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me coming in to work:  *computer: please sir i need som rest me:    computer: 
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Jul 30, 2016 11:31
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harlan ellison warned us about this |
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Jul 30, 2016 14:16
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my new dog posted:me coming in to work: lol poor computer!
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Jul 30, 2016 16:54
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FutonForensic posted:computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com lol ---------------- |
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Jul 30, 2016 17:22
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Ahundredbux posted:lol poor computer! i know right! haha ---------------- |
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Jul 30, 2016 17:31
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my computer made a huge mess in its registry the other day. poor guy must've caught a virus or something  i usually clean the registry every couple weeks so it doesn't get too gross in there for it, but I really had to get in deep this time to get all of the gunk out. gross!
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Jul 30, 2016 23:24
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*computer looks up with sad puppy dog eyes as you hold and scrub it in the tub*
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Jul 30, 2016 23:34
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i can tell when my computer is mad at me after improperly shutting it down when it asks if id like to run in safe mode the next time i boot it up |
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Jul 31, 2016 06:56
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i can tell when my computer is mad at me after improperly shutting it down when it asks if id like to run in safe mode the next time i boot it up >:/BOOT |
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Jul 31, 2016 14:56
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FutonForensic posted:computer, redirect the browser to dubyu dubyu dubyu dot milfhunters dot com where do you buy your ram???
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goverment super computer: shall we play a game?` me: sorry I got some stuff I gotta do gsc: ok
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