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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN


Slippery Tilde

bradzilla posted:

aww who huwt yow feewings

loving kill your self.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



china bot posted:

Terrible Robot has returned from vacation

This reads like one of those warnings you'd get in Hitman 2

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH


Scionix posted:

tornados are cool, there are few things that will make u feel as insignificant as hearing a f5 as you huddle in ur basement. its like a train driven out of hell

Late reply, but I concur. I've never been through an F5 but did hide out in a ditch from an F1 with no-where to run once. The tornado had no earthly business spawning where it did but who am I to judge. There the two of us were and down the ditch bank I went.

Remember the rules of the Great Plains. Get out of thine car and get thee to a ditch. Get flat, put your hands over your head. Pray for luck.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech, my love of anime, and why I'll never see a real girl naked.


mostlygray posted:

Remember the rules of the Great Plains. Get out of the Great Plains.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011


Reminder: The Obama birther controversy, the idea he was born in Kenya and whatnot, did not begin with the right, but with the "left", specially, the Clinton aligned democrats. Here´s an article about it.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I've never looked too closely at birtherism, but how do they explain Obama not being a citizen when his mom was and that automatically makes you a citizen, even if you're born on Mars?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire


Volcott posted:

I've never looked too closely at birtherism, but how do they explain Obama not being a citizen when his mom was and that automatically makes you a citizen, even if you're born on Mars?

"Natural Born" implies born on American soil, but its a weird situation because its never really come into question and the definition is vague. Ironically if McCain won it might have been questionable since he was born on a military base in Panama.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012



RagnarokAngel posted:

"Natural Born" implies born on American soil, but its a weird situation because its never really come into question and the definition is vague. Ironically if McCain won it might have been questionable since he was born on a military base in Panama.

That had already been discussed and decided on long before the election. Being born on US territory to US parents made him eligible.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Volcott posted:

I've never looked too closely at birtherism, but how do they explain Obama not being a citizen when his mom was and that automatically makes you a citizen, even if you're born on Mars?

You make the mistake that A: There is any logic or reason behind it, B: That the whole thing wasn't the POINT. It was just something to yell about.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire


Garrand posted:

That had already been discussed and decided on long before the election. Being born on US territory to US parents made him eligible.

Wonder why that was so easy to solve compared to Obama

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Wonder why that was so easy to solve compared to Obama

President black, so what.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!




Grimey Drawer

Garrand posted:

That had already been discussed and decided on long before the election. Being born on US territory to US parents made him eligible.

pretend he said Ted Cruz then

which also wouldn't have been a problem

because white

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

I would give anything for that actually to be true.
It would be just so insane that I would be laughing for years.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




I am so glad Ted Cruz didn't stay here, Harper and his lackeys were bad enough and they aren't even close to Cruz's insanity.

I mean, sorry for you guys.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and used the Hurricanes 2k17 to murder people. Only murder tho, because there was a hurricane going on.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Go back to Alberta, Rafael.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

Volcott posted:

President black, so what.

I wonder sometimes what destroyed America's collective brains more, 9/11 or a black man's presidency, and I'm leaning more and more towards the latter.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




davidspackage posted:

I wonder sometimes what destroyed America's collective brains more, 9/11 or a black man's presidency, and I'm leaning more and more towards the latter.

It was both. 9/11 justified racism and Obama aggravated it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





Bread Liar

Volcott posted:

I've never looked too closely at birtherism, but how do they explain Obama not being a citizen when his mom was and that automatically makes you a citizen, even if you're born on Mars?

Easy - they're both racist and sexist.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Woulda been nice if Obama was as socialist as they claimed he was.
As it was, its a very very mediocre presidency.


Hope and change indeed, :|

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

He tried his best, and I think we've all come to value mediocrity under Trump.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008



At least Obama was somewhat respectable as a human being

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

timefly posted:

At least Obama was somewhat respectable as a human being

yeah you probably have to look back to Carter for a "purer" president in terms of what he actually believed in and was attempting to accomplish policy wise. it's a lot easier to sell people on war and general mistrust of the other as opposed to trying to get people to accept one another etc etc hippy poo poo

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

George Bush Jr would imprison foreign enemies in a black site, but at least they'd still be alive after 10-15 years of torture and detainment without sentencing.

Obama sentenced underage US citizens to death in a secret court, and then killed them by drone on another nations territory.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire


Johnny Aztec posted:

Woulda been nice if Obama was as socialist as they claimed he was.
As it was, its a very very mediocre presidency.


Hope and change indeed, :|

I wouldn't really call him mediocre. Definitely not the revolutionary change people who voted for him expected but we've had some truly mediocre presidents.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

He did have to deal with one of the most adversarial congresses in history.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

it was a joke, michael!

reminder that respected and award winning movie "the dark knight" contains a scene in which batman pulls a fingerprint off of a fired, shattered bullet

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Celebrating another perfect post




Fan of Britches

hawowanlawow posted:

reminder that respected and award winning movie "the dark knight" contains a scene in which batman pulls a fingerprint off of a fired, shattered bullet

are you trying to tell me that this isn't real? in a movie???????????????????

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



bradzilla posted:

are you trying to tell me that this isn't real? in a movie???????????????????

NO!!STOP!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



hawowanlawow posted:

reminder that respected and award winning movie "the dark knight" contains a scene in which batman pulls a fingerprint off of a fired, shattered bullet

god has abandoned us, surely

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Respected superhero movie.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Well he is the world's greatest detective

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

it was a joke, michael!

bitterandtwisted posted:

Respected superhero movie.

it's a sad time to be alive

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011

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Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well he is the world's greatest detective

yeah, gently caress you hercule poirot, you poo poo

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

hawowanlawow posted:

it's a sad time to be alive

next you're going to tell me that Crash didn't solve racism

Ultima66
Sep 1, 2008


Volcott posted:

I've never looked too closely at birtherism, but how do they explain Obama not being a citizen when his mom was and that automatically makes you a citizen, even if you're born on Mars?

Because the qualification for being a US president isn't just being a citizen, the constitution says it specifically has to be a natural-born citizen. It's never well defined in the constitution but the typical interpretation is that the president has to be born on US soil. The whole argument is that Obama was not born in the US, therefore can't count as a natural-born citizen, so he can't be president. It was never about considering Obama not a citizen at all.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Ultima66 posted:

Because the qualification for being a US president isn't just being a citizen, the constitution says it specifically has to be a natural-born citizen. It's never well defined in the constitution but the typical interpretation is that the president has to be born on US soil. The whole argument is that Obama was not born in the US, therefore can't count as a natural-born citizen, so he can't be president. It was never about considering Obama not a citizen at all.

Imagine the cognitive dissonance if Obama had somehow been born on the flight deck of the USS Ronald Reagan during active combat.

E: does natural born preclude c-section, birth after death of mother, extremely premature birth, surrogate wombs, fertility treatments, being conceived despite prophylactics or contraceptives, etc?

It is the vaguest of terms that you could interpret however you want.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



A few years ago the head admin on the Silent Hill wikia started changing all the entries in a really weird way; making nearly everyone and everything in Silent Hill about circumcision.





The other people who ran the site tried to fix it, but that just got him angry, so he started to remove them as admins.



https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the...eltdown-of-2015

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