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Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
What does breast milk taste like? I was a baby and I can't remember. Is it better than regular whole milk? I bet it doesn't come out of the titty in a tall cold glass so that is one point against breast milk,

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Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
drat dude at least post a recent article

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/05/24/woman-arrested-breast-feeding-videos-faces-life-sentence/84852438/

Leigh Felten remains in the Leon County Jail after she was denied bond Monday. She has been there since her arrest in October.

Felten faces charges of capital sexual battery, lewd and lascivious molestation, promoting sexual performance by a child and possession with intent to promote child pornography.

The 31-year-old faces multiple additional capital sexual battery and other charges after Tallahassee Police investigators discovered 45 other videos on her computer, said Assistant State Attorney Lorena Vollrath-Bueno. Charging documents are being prepared, she said.

Vollrath-Bueno said the charges against Felten were serious enough that prosecutors pushed for her not be released from jail.

Felten faces a mandatory life sentence if convicted.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

JiveHonky posted:

for people that dont click on the article:

She's either very flexible, she's got some kinda snake baby, or she's got titties that sag more that something out of National Geographic.

I'm guessing C, but since it's Florida, B is equally likely.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Peebla posted:

What does breast milk taste like? I was a baby and I can't remember. Is it better than regular whole milk? I bet it doesn't come out of the titty in a tall cold glass so that is one point against breast milk,

I've had fresh milk, straight from a cow's udder to an olde glasse bottle. I assume it's similar but involves less nipples and/or poop on the ground.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Watch the kid become the most well adjusted 18 year old America has ever seen and go on to have a hugely positive impact on the human race.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
they should charge all the dudes who bought those videos for buying kiddie porn imho

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Long Francesco posted:


Felten faces a mandatory life sentence if convicted.

:shittypop::eyepop::chanpop:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Pope Mobile posted:

I've had fresh milk, straight from a cow's udder to an olde glasse bottle. I assume it's similar but involves less nipples and/or poop on the ground.

Read "olde glasse bottle" as "olde goatse bottle". I assume that would have a much more distinct, earthy flavor.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Mandatory life sentence, as in she's forced to do the sentence ?

Seriously though that's a lot for a baby that won't remember anything. Keep on releasing rapist athletes america

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

"a mother's lack of concern for child welfare" is a popular youtube fetish subcategory. people on youtube also seem to like pregnant smokers

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
breast milk is noticably sweeter than cows milk

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

Mandatory life sentence, as in she's forced to do the sentence ?

Seriously though that's a lot for a baby that won't remember anything. Keep on releasing rapist athletes america

source your quotes

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Long Francesco posted:

Felten faces charges of capital sexual battery, lewd and lascivious molestation, promoting sexual performance by a child and possession with intent to promote child pornography.

The 31-year-old faces multiple additional capital sexual battery and other charges after Tallahassee Police investigators discovered 45 other videos on her computer, said Assistant State Attorney Lorena Vollrath-Bueno. Charging documents are being prepared, she said.

Vollrath-Bueno said the charges against Felten were serious enough that prosecutors pushed for her not be released from jail.

Felten faces a mandatory life sentence if convicted.

okay like....

really though was this really on par with someone producing child porn and making toddlers gently caress each other in the basement? mandatory life sentence REALLY florida?

so who is then going to raise this kid just another ward of the state growing up a meth head on California tax dollars I guess thanks FL

like 45 vids sounds bad but if they're pretty much just all 'watch me breastfeed' then wtf that's weird but life sentence???

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
What is this country coming to when you can't make sexy videos with your baby? Thanks, Obama.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i mean by all means convict her of something but life sentence seems retarded

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

http://www.local10.com/news/crime/46-year-old-pastor-gets-10-year-old-girl-pregnant-police-say

im not saying that woman shouldnt be dealt with harshly but this guy is not going to do poo poo for time and he got a 9yo pregnant and hosed off to Haiti

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
well i mean

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/14/bill-clinton-ditched-secret-service-on-multiple-lo/

like cmon

quote:

Flight logs obtained by Gawker in January 2015 put Mr. Clinton on the billionaire’s infamous jet more than a dozen times — sometimes with a woman whom federal prosecutors suspect of procuring underage sex victims for Mr. Epstein. Fox News reported Friday that records show Mr. Clinton declined Secret Service protection on at least five flights.
The network’s investigation reveals Mr. Clinton flew on the Boeing 727 “Lolita Express” 26 times

“Bill Clinton … associated with a man like Jeffrey Epstein, who everyone in New York, certainly within his inner circles, knew was a pedophile. Why would a former president associate with a man like that?” said Conchita Sarnoff of the Washington, D.C.-based nonprofit Alliance to Rescue Victims of Trafficking, Fox reported. Ms. Sarnoff also authored a book on Mr. Epstein titled “TrafficKing.”

so where's his life sentence bc that's goddamn cut and dry and I haven't even linked a quote from other people going 'everyone knew underage girls were on that plane, that's why it was called Lolita Express to begin with.'

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Moridin920 posted:

like 45 vids sounds bad but if they're pretty much just all 'watch me breastfeed' then wtf that's weird but life sentence???

did you miss the loving part where she rubs her twat ON THE KID while breastfeeding

did you miss the part where she wiggles a dildo at the kid

aspdifnapvcapsdf283nxcxzcpvo;asdf

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I AM THE TOILET posted:

did you miss the loving part where she rubs her twat ON THE KID while breastfeeding

did you miss the part where she wiggles a dildo at the kid

aspdifnapvcapsdf283nxcxzcpvo;asdf

oh well I guess I did haha that's pretty hosed up right there - I didn't really want to click on the article tbh after a couple goons went 'ugh that linked to basically CP and now I wanna burn my computer'

still though if that's mandatory life sentence then execute anyone on Lolita Express imo

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Please like and subscribe for more videos where I lube up my child and rub his naked body across my snatch. He's breastfeeding at the time so it doesn't violate YouTube's ToS.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Moridin920 posted:

i mean by all means convict her of something but life sentence seems retarded

Nah man a life sentence for molesting a kid is a solid punishment. She's a pedophile. Do you really want to defend a pedophile?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
thanks for the follow up op

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zombie Boat posted:

Nah man a life sentence for molesting a kid is a solid punishment. She's a pedophile. Do you really want to defend a pedophile?

Nah but just and equal sentencing is something we should have imo and if one lady makes weirdo molestation vids on YouTube and gets a life sentence then the dudes running planes on little girls should also get life in prison (minimum).

obv she should go to prison if she's doing all that poo poo, just saying lol that right loving now our 2 presidential candidates both have ties to a literal child sex traffiker

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:yikes:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Do It Once Right posted:

Please like and subscribe for more videos where I lube up my child and rub his naked body across my snatch. He's breastfeeding at the time so it doesn't violate YouTube's ToS.

sounds like a great prank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLuVON8oe0

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
if an 18 month old's dad posted videos of himself rubbing his ding dong up and down his child's crack with oil... he'd go to jail for life. so... hooray for equal justice

Moridin920 posted:

Nah but just and equal sentencing is something we should have imo and if one lady makes weirdo molestation vids on YouTube and gets a life sentence then the dudes running planes on little girls should also get life in prison (minimum).

obv she should go to prison if she's doing all that poo poo, just saying lol that right loving now our 2 presidential candidates both have ties to a literal child sex traffiker

you're comparing apples and oranges. rich people are not poors.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

man I saw some study that said 1/3rd of millennial women have done some kind of sex for $ (ranging from selling nudes to camwhoring to actual stripping/whoring) because the economy is so poo poo but I just can't fuckin find it now

100% of millenial women have racy photos out there somehwere. it's up to you to find them. are you ready for the challenge? :getin:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

Nah but just and equal sentencing is something we should have imo and if one lady makes weirdo molestation vids on YouTube and gets a life sentence then the dudes running planes on little girls should also get life in prison (minimum).

obv she should go to prison if she's doing all that poo poo, just saying lol that right loving now our 2 presidential candidates both have ties to a literal child sex traffiker


Trump to Breastfeeding Mom: 'You're Disgusting'
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-to-breastfeeding-mom-youre-disgusting-125350815777.html

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
shes gonna spend life in jail because she breastfed her kid on youtube lol

what a way to go

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LegoPirateNinja posted:

you're comparing apples and oranges. rich people are not poors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJDV1XoEpw

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Moridin920 posted:

Nah but just and equal sentencing is something we should have imo and if one lady makes weirdo molestation vids on YouTube and gets a life sentence then the dudes running planes on little girls should also get life in prison (minimum).

obv she should go to prison if she's doing all that poo poo, just saying lol that right loving now our 2 presidential candidates both have ties to a literal child sex traffiker

So because some other horrible people got less punishment she shouldn't be punished? I'm glad you aren't making laws.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

*responds seriously to moridin*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

satanic splash-back posted:

*responds seriously to moridin*

:laffo:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zombie Boat posted:

So because some other horrible people got less punishment she shouldn't be punished? I'm glad you aren't making laws.

no I'm just faffing about now after embarrassingly not realizing the extent of this ladies' CP production

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

Nah but just and equal sentencing is something we should have imo and if one lady makes weirdo molestation vids on YouTube and gets a life sentence then the dudes running planes on little girls should also get life in prison (minimum).

obv she should go to prison if she's doing all that poo poo, just saying lol that right loving now our 2 presidential candidates both have ties to a literal child sex traffiker

Trains on planes.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

Trains on planes.

:haw:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Looking forward to the day that baby grows up, and buys an account.

From every stormcloud there is a silver lining.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pretty sure that baby ought to be on sex offender registry.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
How did she have her pussy on the baby's chest while it breastfed? Does she have long dangly tits, or is she some sort of gymnast? Maybe it's a really huge baby like one of those weird Nigerian gymnast babies that look like spiders?

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

criscodisco posted:

How did she have her pussy on the baby's chest while it breastfed? Does she have long dangly tits, or is she some sort of gymnast? Maybe it's a really huge baby like one of those weird Nigerian gymnast babies that look like spiders?

this threw me a little but 18 month olds are about 32 inches tall. the kid is a toddler. an 18 month old is old enough to understand that mommy is rubbing her twat on him, but hopefully not old enough to remember it.

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