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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
scarier than trump: getting just one bird per stone

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my new dog posted:

Why just two parties u idiots

jill hates nukes and johnson is for the tpp...

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Yobgoblin

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Friends, after paying attention to this election I kinda feel bad for trump.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Like I always thought he was in on the joke but he's not and needs mental help.

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Yobgoblin

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plain blue jacket

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
petting a dog and calling him a good boy but then realizing it's actually a very smelly hairy old man

School Nickname

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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The worst day of Marco Pierre White's life was running out of Chianti in 1989 when trying to make Spaghetti Bolognese for the Royal Family, specifially for Prince William, because William wanted to cut the pasta in front of Marco, just to see his face. After realising that there was no wine at all available, the kitchen froze in horror. Marco's sous chef Gordon chose to cry. A shell-shocked Marco did all he could to mask the error, but the Prince just spat the food out instantly. The Queen then ordered the dishes removed, whooshed the tablecloth and threw it back at him. The insult he was given that day by Her Majesty, "Basic Bitch", has echoed in his mind ever since.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Salmiakki


not sure how i feel about photos of dead people here

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Salmiakki posted:

not sure how i feel about photos of dead people here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

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zimboe

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I look at these two shop-worn wobbly-assed navigators that are our given choices in this election- Dr. Strangehair and Wobbles McCankles?
And I can only say one thing:

GIANT DOUCHE SANDWICH 2016
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I'd rather see my god-damned toaster-oven elected president.
At least it can cook frozen pizza.

Dammit.

zimboe

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
CUMP IS A TRUNT!

CUMP 2016
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They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
but-







A bird in the hand often means a handful of birdshit.
As, yah know, a sort of icky penalty for relying on silly platitudes.
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Do it 'Murkin style: use a scattergun. Destroy the bush and all the fuken birds.
Remove all doubt.
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It worked in Iranq. For a while.

Dammit.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Those are not good posts zimbo.

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Yobgoblin posted:

jill hates nukes and johnson is for the tpp...

Hating nukes is bad???

zimboe

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
If a Chihuahua was as big as a horse, it'd be more frightening than Trump.

Dammit.

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Goats that are also ghosts

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