scarier than trump: getting just one bird per stone
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:49 |
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my new dog posted:Why just two parties u idiots jill hates nukes and johnson is for the tpp... ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:50 |
http://webmshare.com/ZB9nA
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:50 |
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Friends, after paying attention to this election I kinda feel bad for trump.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:45 |
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Like I always thought he was in on the joke but he's not and needs mental help.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:45 |
http://webmshare.com/KBdVq
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:35 |
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petting a dog and calling him a good boy but then realizing it's actually a very smelly hairy old man
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 21:15 |
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The worst day of Marco Pierre White's life was running out of Chianti in 1989 when trying to make Spaghetti Bolognese for the Royal Family, specifially for Prince William, because William wanted to cut the pasta in front of Marco, just to see his face. After realising that there was no wine at all available, the kitchen froze in horror. Marco's sous chef Gordon chose to cry. A shell-shocked Marco did all he could to mask the error, but the Prince just spat the food out instantly. The Queen then ordered the dishes removed, whooshed the tablecloth and threw it back at him. The insult he was given that day by Her Majesty, "Basic Bitch", has echoed in his mind ever since. |
# ? Sep 3, 2016 00:37 |
http://webmshare.com/WnAo8
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:46 |
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not sure how i feel about photos of dead people here
https://twitter.com/sallymiakki |
# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:26 |
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Salmiakki posted:not sure how i feel about photos of dead people here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:22 |
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I look at these two shop-worn wobbly-assed navigators that are our given choices in this election- Dr. Strangehair and Wobbles McCankles? And I can only say one thing: GIANT DOUCHE SANDWICH 2016 ... I'd rather see my god-damned toaster-oven elected president. At least it can cook frozen pizza. Dammit. |
# ? Sep 9, 2016 11:36 |
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CUMP IS A TRUNT! CUMP 2016 ... They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. but- A bird in the hand often means a handful of birdshit. As, yah know, a sort of icky penalty for relying on silly platitudes. ... Do it 'Murkin style: use a scattergun. Destroy the bush and all the fuken birds. Remove all doubt. ... It worked in Iranq. For a while. Dammit. |
# ? Sep 9, 2016 12:56 |
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Those are not good posts zimbo.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 15:18 |
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Yobgoblin posted:jill hates nukes and johnson is for the tpp... Hating nukes is bad??? |
# ? Sep 9, 2016 22:03 |
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If a Chihuahua was as big as a horse, it'd be more frightening than Trump.
Dammit. |
# ? Sep 10, 2016 08:30 |
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Goats that are also ghosts
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 15:53 |