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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
You can just say "as usual". The "per" doesn't add anything to the equation. Stop trying to sound sophisticated by adding extra words to your sentences. I should kick this poo poo out of you.

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
People who say "per so and so" to deliver messages from higher ups also sound lovely.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Language, how does it work?!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I don't understand your dislike of this conversational pretension, ergo thusly per se

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

for all intensive purposes op,

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
You could have picked a real example of language stupidity like 'I could care less', but you went for some wonky poo poo no one really cares about which is bad because no one gives a gently caress about people saying 'I could care less' either.

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug
Sorry about your as per gers

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
who cares you freaking nerd

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SONIC THE HEBHOG LOVES CHILI DOG!!!
YOU CAN'T DENY IT!!!!

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

AS PER UZZZEEEEEEEEE

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
Isn't it "per the usual?"

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"as (insert subject here) is wont to do"

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I once had a friend called Al who always had two Uzis sticking out of the back of his pants. We called him "rear end Pair Uzis Al".

True Story.

Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jul 30, 2016

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
At the end of the day....

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

mrwuss posted:

AS PER UZZZEEEEEEEEE

uuuuuuuugh

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
OP, just because you hate the Aspers so much doesn't mean that you had to kill them:

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

My hair and grammar are lovely so I often use Per Plus

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I like to say "rear end; per usual"

What about that, OP? Is that ok?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

The Bananana posted:

I like to say "rear end; per usual"

What about that, OP? Is that ok?

only if the question asked is where do we put the bananana

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



mrwuss posted:

only if the question asked is where do we put the bananana

It is with a heavy heart that I accept this honor.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Do I use this phrase for all intensive purposes?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
But why are flammable things labeled inflammable?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

as per procedure stop doing everything wrong you morons

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Strategic Tea posted:

as per procedure stop doing everything wrong you morons

But that's the general procedure here in gbs??? :confused:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blargh posted:

Sorry about your as per gers

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Blargh posted:

Sorry about your as per gers

Just say as gers, geez

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Tricky D posted:

Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Mods, please perma this joker

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
If you should strike me down I will return more powerful than you can imagine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Mize well. :shrug:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Schweinhund posted:

You can just say "as usual". The "per" doesn't add anything to the equation. Stop trying to sound sophisticated by adding extra words to your sentences. I should kick this poo poo out of you.

As per usual another bad thread vis a vis poo poo posts ala idiot moron for all intents and purposes waste of time ergo faaaarrt

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Let's try to keep this thread focused on the "as per usual" issue. Maybe someone else can start a separate thread for general discussion of English language abuses?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
As per your request: No.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


As per usual, another lovely post from the OP.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I say "as per gers"

Burn My Dread
Feb 23, 2007

Tear up your fear, the end is coming near, spit it out like a spear, I'll burn your dread

Schweinhund posted:

Let's try to keep this thread focused on the "as per usual" issue. Maybe someone else can start a separate thread for general discussion of English language abuses?

I could care less about making a new thread, but irregardless, reading this thread is literally making my head explode.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Burn My Dread posted:

I could care less about making a new thread, but irregardless, reading this thread is literally making my head explode.

Good. :twisted:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



OP this is not a good thread, per say

Should I vote one? Yay or nay.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
wanna make a "as per"GURS joke but not sure if someone already made it and cant be bothered to read the thread as per usual


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