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Didn't someone already land in a wingsuit in a pile of cardboard boxes?
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Jul 30, 2016 20:40
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Izzhov posted:This guy did a naked skydive and came out ok but then again look at how small that peen like I said. grower or show-er
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Jul 30, 2016 20:41
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If this guy is any kind of showman he'll eat a whole bunch of glitter and confetti before he jumps.
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Jul 30, 2016 20:41
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This has all been prerecorded and he's on a crane a little above camera view to fall into the net, sorry for spoilers.
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Jul 30, 2016 20:42
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Peebla posted:You think if he jumped nude the wind would mess up his unit/testicles? Is that what terminal velocity means? I don't know much about badass extreme stuff but I like to think I know a bit about penis and wind shear. It's pretty hard on the junk.  Flapping Penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BSIOnLPIno&t=15s
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Jul 30, 2016 20:45
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To be fair I bet if I jumped off a plane my prude parts would get scared and shrink up and possibly just retreat on up into my abdomen until I landed, maybe forever.e
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Jul 30, 2016 20:45
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I Greyhound posted:It's pretty hard on the junk. Dang that poor dude is going to be raw. Hope there is some lotion and big soft bandages wherever he lands  Edit - and a big lady (perhaps his chubby but sweet and fun wife?) who loves him very much and will care for his wrecked junk for as long as it takes to get better. He's going to need one of them too Two Free Toppings fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jul 30, 2016 |
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Jul 30, 2016 20:48
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If a butthole or vagina wasn't properly puckered up could a person be inflated and explode before they even hit the ground?
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Jul 30, 2016 20:48
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Knew I should have gone to EAA this year.
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Jul 30, 2016 20:49
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haha he's gonna poo poo his pants and then die
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Jul 30, 2016 20:58
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Because, of course it's on FOX.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:01
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Naerasa posted:If he lives, it's not worth watching. If he dies, I'll see the animated gif in the morning.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:09
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 What is FOX's obsession with jumping from airplanes?
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Jul 30, 2016 21:12
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as much as i want him to die for performing such a stupid stunt, there's very little chance he will. these 58-minute long commercials followed by a two-minute stunt never end in a gory death
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Jul 30, 2016 21:15
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I hope he hits the ground and is totally unscathed, revealing a truth we all already know deep down: immortals walk among us.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:22
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He'll smash into the ground, then there will be a sudden rush of smoke and BLAMMO David Blaine appears out of nowhere and then we're all disappointed.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:36
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One of two things will happen: 1) An hour of commercials, followed by a short announcement that "the conditions aren't right, so we're scrubbing it." 2) A man plummets to his death in front of a live television audience. I won't be watching, regardless, because both options turn my stomach.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:30
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This is going to be a Phoenix Wright case isn't it
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Jul 30, 2016 22:33
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im gonna watch this and drink a Monster Energy drink and then afterwards take a poo poo
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Jul 30, 2016 22:35
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Chinatown posted:im gonna watch this and drink a Monster Energy drink and then afterwards take a poo poo Guess it was a good day
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Jul 30, 2016 22:43
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Some one please post a link to a stream
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Jul 30, 2016 22:59
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ill catch it on youtube tomorrow
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Jul 30, 2016 23:01
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Chinatown posted:im gonna watch this and drink a Monster Energy drink and then afterwards take a poo poo https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/231310/vpxi-krang-chinatownrap.mp3
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Jul 30, 2016 23:04
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Sounds like something ISIS would do
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Jul 30, 2016 23:13
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It's pre recorded dummies
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Jul 30, 2016 23:15
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Don't forget the tightrope walker that fell to his death on camera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90DnKM_j4Q
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Jul 30, 2016 23:16
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they're just gonna cut the feed and delay it more to shield viewers from the actual moment of impact of this moron's demise
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Jul 30, 2016 23:18
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Toadvine posted:It's pre recorded dummies Yeah, it already happened, he hit a hot air balloon full of people there watching, look it up.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:19
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Izzhov posted:This guy did a naked skydive and came out ok but then again look at how small that peen wheres that naked skydive video with the chick with the labes flappin
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Jul 30, 2016 23:32
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Toadvine posted:It's pre recorded dummies
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Jul 30, 2016 23:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDgcc5Sif3k
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Jul 30, 2016 23:58
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Toadvine posted:It's pre recorded dummies the news article says the jump will be live so maybe it is u who is the dummies
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Jul 31, 2016 00:05
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He's a witch! Burn him!!!
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Jul 31, 2016 00:10
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:the news article says the jump will be live so maybe it is u who is the dummies No no, he's definitely going to be dead.
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Jul 31, 2016 00:20
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Stay safe Jumpper!
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Jul 31, 2016 00:21
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Turns out he has a parachute the whole time. It's just one big graphic to remind you to watch The Simpsons Season 38! Who am I kidding? It'll just be a Family Dad promo.
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Jul 31, 2016 00:24
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See an idiot post a thread, in this very thread
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Jul 31, 2016 00:25
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supposed to happen in 30 min, right?
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Jul 31, 2016 00:27
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Stunts like this should be shown as a TV series titled "Action Retards."
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