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pig slut lisa: irl is good

artisanal car dealership with locally sourced engine parts

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:38

pig slut lisa: irl is good

hole-in-the-wall car dealership with a lot of character

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

speakeasy style car dealership: gotta know the password to be let in, and even then there's a whole secret menu of better cars

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

revolving car dealership on the top floor of the tallest building in town. the cars aren't that great, if we're being completely honest, but the views make up for it.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

a car dealership with signs in the bathroom that say "employees must wash hands before touching the cars" but you look at the sales staff and you know that's definitely not happening

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:33

pig slut lisa: irl is good

a collection of quirky, colorful car-carrier trucks that gather around the public square at lunch time

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:34

pig slut lisa: irl is good

car dealership with a cast of regulars where everybody knows your name

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:35

pig slut lisa: irl is good

car dealership offering bottomless bumpers during happy hour, 4-6 PM every weekday

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:38

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

a local car dealership adopts the �lego island� style and lets customers pick and choose their own organic parts to be wrapped up in a warm metal body

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:41

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

car dealership where all employees wear flair on their suits

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:41

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Dealer's Market: dozens of stalls full of homemade cars and parts. Third Wednesday of every month, out in front of city hall.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:43

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i love it here in the big city, but nothing beats going back for the holidays and buying a car from mom and dad at home

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:45

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Car club: Drive up in your car, drive home in someone else's :dance:

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:45

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

In new York city, for two hundred dollars an hour, Juliet will drive Matchbox cars over your bare rear end and back while making Vroom sounds

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:47

FluffieDuckie

misty mountaintop posted:

Car club: Drive up in your car, drive home in someone else's

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:48

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

dealr: an up-and-coming dealership startup that sends one artisanally-crafted car part a month to subscribers, each packaged in an engraved cedar crate

# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:51

alnilam

HighwireAct posted:

dealr: an up-and-coming dealership startup that sends one artisanally-crafted car part a month to subscribers, each packaged in an engraved cedar crate

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

HighwireAct posted:

dealr: an up-and-coming dealership startup that sends one artisanally-crafted car part a month to subscribers, each packaged in an engraved cedar crate

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:01

City of Glompton

the offerings at this franchise dealership seem simple, but go ahead and order your car "animal style" if you're feeling adventurous.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:20

google THIS

an ultra-hipster car dealership where they only sell two fair trade single-origin models and if you ask for any additional options the caristas give you a dirty look

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:26

alnilam

All the recent dealerships that went up in my area have simple one word names like "wheel"

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:34

alnilam

the garage door is very popular in dealership design these days, it lets them really open the place up on nice days and also you can drive the cars through them

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:35

alnilam

I'm a dieseltarian so these fancy new dealerships with small, daily changing menus don't do much for me because there's only ever one choice for me, so if it's not what i want too bad

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:38

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

i can't keep up with everything i want to emptyquote here

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

the car dealership awkwardly located in the middle of the food court next to the sunglasses hut

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:45

alnilam

italian-american dealership in a strip mall selling bland americanized versions of italian cars for way too much money, for some reason old people love it though. they also double as a fiat delivery place

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:48

City of Glompton

molecular automony dealership selling deconstructed classic cars. the presentation is beautiful but you'd never guess what you're getting if it weren't for the menu.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:01

deep dish peat moss

google THIS posted:

caristas

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:04

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Luvcow posted:

the car dealership awkwardly located in the middle of the food court next to the sunglasses hut

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:09

google THIS

the giant blue Swedish dealership that's a mile-long labyrinthian showroom where couples argue and in the very back there's a factory where they have to slap on welding masks and build the car they want from a kit

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:23

FluffieDuckie

google THIS posted:

the giant blue Swedish dealership that's a mile-long labyrinthian showroom where couples argue and in the very back there's a factory where they have to slap on welding masks and build the car they want from a kit

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:26

City of Glompton

self-diagnosing as environmentally conscious has become very popular these days, and dealerships aren't afraid to cash in by offering plenty of 'low emissions' and 'electric' options to consumers. unfortunately, strict environmentalists know most of these cars still have a significant carbon footprint, and are often full of more toxic batteries than "normal" cars. go ahead and drive a car that you don't have to gas up all the time if it makes you feel better, but don't forget the energy still has to come from somewhere.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:26

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

parents have recently been holding their children back from buying their cars at licensed dealers, and have instead turned to homeopathic solutions for car parts after hearing concerning rumors of rising cases of autotism

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:38

City of Glompton

in taiwan there is this amazing theme car dealership where all the cars look like bathrooms. the seats are toilets, the steering wheels are bedpans, and the trunk looks like a bathtub. the only upholstery option is terrycloth. if the car ever makes a funny noise, just jiggle the handle.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

small cart with bells on it being wheeled down the boardwalk at the beach and it's full of fuzzy dice, bumper stickers, floormats, etc. kids running up yelling for their moms and dads, asking them if they can have five bucks for a windshield sun shade.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:51

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

dealerships that are "ore to car" with detailed diagrams of where the metal ore made in the construction of the car comes from as well as handwritten letters of authenticity.

some of these have been debunked as they regularly use parts from Mexico or aftermarket third-party dealers.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 06:18