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do you think that they are ever gonna invent teleportation and when they do who do you think the first person to get telefragged is gonna be and do you think you could even really telefrag someone irl? is that possible ?? 
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Nooner posted:do you think that they are ever gonna invent teleportation and when they do who do you think the first person to get telefragged is gonna be and do you think you could even really telefrag someone irl? is that possible ?? Yeah, watch the first star trek movie
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Jul 31, 2016 20:12
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I'm gonna teleport my poop into the OP's mouth.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:19
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Jose Oquendo posted:I'm gonna teleport my poop into the OP's mouth. i wish I could teleport my poop out of my pants 
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Jul 31, 2016 20:20
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You should be able to teleport poo poo to the other side of the planet through its axis anywhere outside of the tropics and as long as the elevation is the same on both ends and you don't end up embedded in a mountain or something. Not like anywhere you want but through an axis.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:26
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If I invented a teleport I'd teleport into a bank vault and steal all the money. I bet them eggheads never thought of that possibility when making their teleporters. The morans.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:26
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Kuato posted:If I invented a teleport I'd teleport into a bank vault and steal all the money. I bet them eggheads never thought of that possibility when making their teleporters. The morans.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:29
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I'm gonna teleport my fist up a butt
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Jul 31, 2016 20:30
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I would teleport Mexican pizzas from taco bell directly onto my bed, like every day
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Jul 31, 2016 20:30
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they already invented it but big oil companies bought the patent
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Jul 31, 2016 20:31
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would teleport Mexican pizzas from taco bell directly onto my bed, like every day
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Jul 31, 2016 20:34
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You just need 2 stacked atomically perfect ring magnets with 6 perfect embedded equidistant magnets in the ring, and then make the same machine again and put it on top upside down so that the two tilted rings in the middle are oscillating in sync, and use the top ring as a platform to compress the standing wave the magnets are making with an amount of gravitational mass until the two machines are sandwiched flat and form an "impossible" magnetic lock, teleporting the mass with a groundpath and instantly returning to its null state with the mass upside down (relatively from its origin) and on the other side of the planet.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:37
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a hole-y ghost posted:damnit we need the future. NOW!!! What if a fly got in the teleporter and it made a Mexican pizza/fly hybrid
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Jul 31, 2016 20:38
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What if a fly got in the teleporter and it made a Mexican pizza/fly hybrid 
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Jul 31, 2016 20:39
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what if when you teleport you died and the guy who appeared on the other end is a complete copy of you
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Jul 31, 2016 20:41
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Bitter fly posted:what if when you teleport you died and the guy who appeared on the other end is a complete copy of you He'll never have sex either
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Jul 31, 2016 20:41
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Bitter fly posted:what if when you teleport you died and the guy who appeared on the other end is a complete copy of you
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Jul 31, 2016 20:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You just need 2 stacked atomically perfect ring magnets with 6 perfect embedded equidistant magnets in the ring, and then make the same machine again and put it on top upside down so that the two tilted rings in the middle are oscillating in sync, and use the top ring as a platform to compress the standing wave the magnets are making with an amount of gravitational mass until the two machines are sandwiched flat and form an "impossible" magnetic lock, teleporting the mass with a groundpath and instantly returning to its null state with the mass upside down (relatively from its origin) and on the other side of the planet. goon project
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Jul 31, 2016 20:43
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He'll never have sex either
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Jul 31, 2016 20:44
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There'll be a X percent chance you'll melt instead of teleport. At what X will you say, "nah, thanks"?
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Jul 31, 2016 20:49
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Only in the tropics bruh. Otherwise you just go all the way around the universe.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:52
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Nooner posted:do you think that they are ever gonna invent teleportation and when they do who do you think the first person to get telefragged is gonna be and do you think you could even really telefrag someone irl? is that possible ?? it's longer than you think dad
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Jul 31, 2016 20:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He'll never have sex either lol
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Jul 31, 2016 21:05
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birth control would be mandatory since dudes could just teleport their sperm into vaginas all over the world
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Jul 31, 2016 21:08
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FogHelmut posted:birth control would be mandatory since dudes could just teleport their sperm into vaginas all over the world 
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Jul 31, 2016 21:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He'll never have sex either 
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Jul 31, 2016 21:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You just need 2 stacked atomically perfect ring magnets with 6 perfect embedded equidistant magnets in the ring, and then make the same machine again and put it on top upside down so that the two tilted rings in the middle are oscillating in sync, and use the top ring as a platform to compress the standing wave the magnets are making with an amount of gravitational mass until the two machines are sandwiched flat and form an "impossible" magnetic lock, teleporting the mass with a groundpath and instantly returning to its null state with the mass upside down (relatively from its origin) and on the other side of the planet. dang
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Aug 1, 2016 16:59
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i would teleport into the closet of taco bell's CEO every night and whisper for him to have a full menu taco bell built across the street from me that will be free for the neighborhood to eat at. 
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Aug 1, 2016 17:02
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I would teleport your mom out of my bed Nooner, preferably to another planet (she is persistent as all loving hell), and Kelly Brook, 24 beers, and a meat feast pizza into my bed.
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Aug 1, 2016 17:19
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Eventually they'll have to make anti-teleport domes or something to make theft proof things. That's when everything just gets ruined and everyone suddenly hates teleporting. People just start teleporting themselves off a cliff. Or shotguns into their mouths, because they can't take the new cyber-pocalypse dome aesthetic. "They're not even in the sky like the Jetsams!"
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Aug 1, 2016 17:21
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Hrist posted:Eventually they'll have to make anti-teleport domes or something to make theft proof things. That's when everything just gets ruined and everyone suddenly hates teleporting. People just start teleporting themselves off a cliff. Or shotguns into their mouths, because they can't take the new cyber-pocalypse dome aesthetic. "They're not even in the sky like the Jetsams!" actually i think people would just stand on teleport pads so that they would get telefragged, provided that like, you know, you actually could get telefragged. that would probably be a pretty cool way to go who wouldnt want to get gibbed
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Aug 1, 2016 17:29
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ive never played the new fallout but apparently one of the big mysterious groups has it and they use it as a big gently caress you by living in a deep underground bunker only accessible by teleporting to it. which is cool. i wonder where they stole the idea from tho 'hah well gently caress this quest im just gonna shoot you and leave' 'haha good fuckin luck, pal'
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Aug 1, 2016 17:34
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Everyone got really excited for the new fallout and then just stopped talking it must not have been good?
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Aug 1, 2016 17:40
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fallout 4 was fun af but it was not as good as new vegas, new vegas was the best video game ever made except for maybe farcry 3.5/4 I havent played cave man farcry yet it looked kinda dumb but I bet it is fun but I'll probably get the new DOOM before I get the new farcry. That is my video game story
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Aug 1, 2016 17:41
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tahnk you
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Aug 1, 2016 17:42
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Nooner posted:fallout 4 was fun af but it was not as good as new vegas, new vegas was the best video game ever made except for maybe farcry 3.5/4 I havent played cave man farcry yet it looked kinda dumb but I bet it is fun but I'll probably get the new DOOM before I get the new farcry. That is my video game story Myst is the best video game ever, noonler
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Aug 1, 2016 18:10
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Myst is the best video game ever, noonler 
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Aug 1, 2016 18:39
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Myst is the best video game ever, noonler myst was pretty dang cool I didnt like riven as much but myst was pretty dang cool. Never got to kill a cyborg t-rex with a minigun in myst though......
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Aug 1, 2016 18:44
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The fax machine is going to obsolete when teleporting takes off. 
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Aug 1, 2016 18:50
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You just need 2 stacked atomically perfect ring magnets with 6 perfect embedded equidistant magnets in the ring, and then make the same machine again and put it on top upside down so that the two tilted rings in the middle are oscillating in sync, and use the top ring as a platform to compress the standing wave the magnets are making with an amount of gravitational mass until the two machines are sandwiched flat and form an "impossible" magnetic lock, teleporting the mass with a groundpath and instantly returning to its null state with the mass upside down (relatively from its origin) and on the other side of the planet. Don't quote Elon Musk's white paper without crediting it
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