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They're going to target all the gays and beam them into space. That's what they're going to do. We're going to have a artificial ring of desiccated gays around the planet, probably around 2104 or so. It will end bigotry for once and all, because that's what's technology is for.
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I have invented teleportation and have teleported ops underwear (to me)
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Aug 1, 2016 19:50
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I teleported myself into the sun and it turns out it's not even loving real and we're in a big ol' dome like the Truman was. THANKS FOR BEING loving BULLSHIT, TELEPORTERS
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Aug 1, 2016 20:04
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Teleportation as it's portrayed in Star Trek (converting all of an objects constituent atoms into energy, transmitting them as waves and reconstituting them at their destination) is literally completely impossible and will never be developed as a technology. The process as described would require prohibitive amounts of energy for even a small object. Teleporting something the size of a human would (according to wikipedia) require the approximate energy of a hundred one megaton hydrogen bombs.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:13
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Applewhite posted:Teleportation as it's portrayed in Star Trek (converting all of an objects constituent atoms into energy, transmitting them as waves and reconstituting them at their destination) is literally completely impossible and will never be developed as a technology. The process as described would require prohibitive amounts of energy for even a small object. Teleporting something the size of a human would (according to wikipedia) require the approximate energy of a hundred one megaton hydrogen bombs. I think it's neat how the particle teleporters we have are technically FTL and since the information arrives earlier than it was sent also time travel.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You just need 2 stacked atomically perfect ring magnets with 6 perfect embedded equidistant magnets in the ring, and then make the same machine again and put it on top upside down so that the two tilted rings in the middle are oscillating in sync, and use the top ring as a platform to compress the standing wave the magnets are making with an amount of gravitational mass until the two machines are sandwiched flat and form an "impossible" magnetic lock, teleporting the mass with a groundpath and instantly returning to its null state with the mass upside down (relatively from its origin) and on the other side of the planet. First year transponder student spotted.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:49
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Applewhite posted:Teleportation as it's portrayed in Star Trek (converting all of an objects constituent atoms into energy, transmitting them as waves and reconstituting them at their destination) is literally completely impossible and will never be developed as a technology. The process as described would require prohibitive amounts of energy for even a small object. Teleporting something the size of a human would (according to wikipedia) require the approximate energy of a hundred one megaton hydrogen bombs. 
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Aug 1, 2016 20:49
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In The Prestige was Wolverine basically just cloning himself and dying each time? If so, I don't see the point of letting some perfectly good clones go to waste like that. I can think of a great number of far better uses.
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Aug 1, 2016 21:00
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Applewhite posted:Teleportation as it's portrayed in Star Trek (converting all of an objects constituent atoms into energy, transmitting them as waves and reconstituting them at their destination) is literally completely impossible and will never be developed as a technology. The process as described would require prohibitive amounts of energy for even a small object. Teleporting something the size of a human would (according to wikipedia) require the approximate energy of a hundred one megaton hydrogen bombs. Cite your sources Chief O'Brien 
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Aug 1, 2016 21:04
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I think it's neat how the particle teleporters we have are technically FTL and since the information arrives earlier than it was sent also time travel. So it like you teleport an apple arm cross the room but then it's like, the Apple was across the room the whole time becasie time travel? Sent from my iPhone
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Aug 1, 2016 21:06
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This will be completely impossible to do - foolish CLOWNS right before every cool new invention
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Aug 1, 2016 21:08
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why can't they just make a good arena shooter again what's with these classes and "realism" ughhh just give me a flak cannon again is that too much to ask i just want to gib people into tiny bloody chunks
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Aug 1, 2016 22:02
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naem posted:So it like you teleport an apple arm cross the room but then it's like, the Apple was across the room the whole time becasie time travel? Sent from my iPhone Nah, it's like the internet porn arrives a few microseconds before you click, but only if you continue to click. http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-have-quantum-teleported-a-particle-of-light-across-25-kilometres
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Aug 1, 2016 22:25
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Hogge Wild posted:it's longer than you think dad   
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Aug 1, 2016 22:54
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Not if we have a soul. Cuz if we have souls then when we're broken down and killed and materialized on the other side we'd be dead, moron.
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Aug 1, 2016 22:56
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you'll be dead anyway that's just a copy coming out the other end, like a fax
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Moridin920 posted:you'll be dead anyway that's just a copy coming out the other end, like a fax Can I clone a big naked lady me
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Aug 1, 2016 23:01
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teleport my freakin balls into your mouf OP!
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Aug 1, 2016 23:02
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You're already 100% scanned and stored on the holodeck anyway so what's stopping you from allowing instantaneous matter transfer to exist?
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:You're already 100% scanned and stored on the holodeck anyway so what's stopping you from allowing instantaneous matter transfer? that's how I know you die the second you are transported the first time. there's no possible way the being that comes out the other side is really YOU if they have your copy stored on a drive and can presumably just spit out 10 more of 'you.' Barclay was right
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Aug 1, 2016 23:03
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classic nooner *sitcom laugh track*
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Aug 1, 2016 23:05
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is it possible to ejac into a teleporter and fling a hot load directly into some randos face from the other side of the planet
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Iron Prince posted:is it possible to ejac into a teleporter and fling a hot load directly into some randos face from the other side of the planet Yes
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Aug 1, 2016 23:08
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Good, because that is my fetish
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Aug 2, 2016 00:33
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Applewhite posted:Teleportation as it's portrayed in Star Trek (converting all of an objects constituent atoms into energy, transmitting them as waves and reconstituting them at their destination) is literally completely impossible and will never be developed as a technology. The process as described would require prohibitive amounts of energy for even a small object. Teleporting something the size of a human would (according to wikipedia) require the approximate energy of a hundred one megaton hydrogen bombs. I think its more implausible that you have to slide your fingers up the control panel *just right* or people die and that they put an irishman in charge of this task Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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Aug 2, 2016 01:41
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teleportation is technically impossible but it will come in the form of portals that we can travel through these floating pixels that take us to locations that are relevent
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Aug 2, 2016 03:50
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I'm pretty sure if we work together we can invent teleportation right here. By pooling our brainpower, resources, and our  , we can 'teleport' this thread to the goldmine.
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That's a typo, I meant gas chamber
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There will be teleporters way sooner than anybody thinks, but they wont be the kind of teleporter you are thinking of. At one end you'll have a VR booth - not the sort of VR we have today, it will look more like a space suit suspended from the ceiling of a small round room. At the other end there'll be telepresence robots, covered in flesh like in the terminator movies, but it will be silicon filled with saline rather than real flesh, and the appearance will be configurable, so you can walk around in whatever type of body you want. Many of these porter-bots will be dickgirls.
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Something about recent events in teleporter discussion and porter-bots has me much more interested in throwing my money at this project.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Nah, it's like the internet porn arrives a few microseconds before you click, but only if you continue to click. This doesn't make any goddamn sense and I'm just going to start burning people at she stake for witchcraft
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Iron Prince posted:is it possible to ejac into a teleporter and fling a hot load directly into some randos face from the other side of the planet Yep. 
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Teleporters are a dumb idea that don't make any sense and the only reason they have then in star trek is because it made script Writting easier
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8 track betamax posted:Teleporters are a dumb idea that don't make any sense and the only reason they have then in star trek is because it made script Writting easier Hey buddy, if you think Writting is so easy, why don't you become a big fancy Hollywood Writter?
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R-Type posted:They're going to target all the gays and beam them into space. That's what they're going to do. We're going to have a artificial ring of desiccated gays around the planet, probably around 2104 or so. It will end bigotry for once and all, because that's what's technology is for. They're going to get teleported into deep space, then the HIV virus mutates within them and returns to destroy earth as the bydo empire.
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8 track betamax posted:Teleporters are a dumb idea that don't make any sense and the only reason they have then in star trek is because it made script Writting easier It's like, why would you even build a spaceship if you had teleporters that could send you anywhere. Dumbasses. 
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I always thought it would be funny if you could teleport anywhere but it takes like two months. from the traveler's perspective the trip would appear to be instantaneous
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8 track betamax posted:Teleporters are a dumb idea that don't make any sense and the only reason they have then in star trek is because it made script Writting easier if you have everything you need nothing the budget preventing a shuttle scene to the planet every week resulted in some neat stories we can teleport photons today in the lab
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BirryJoru posted:I always thought it would be funny if you could teleport anywhere but it takes like two months. from the traveler's perspective the trip would appear to be instantaneous Stephen King wrote a short story that was just the opposite of this. Teleportation was instantaneous, but to the traveler's point of view it was an eternity of sensory deprivation. To keep travelers from going insane, you have to be sedated during the trip. It is titled "The Jaunt".
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