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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSenor/status/766137413349638144

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Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Hahaha Senor Benjamin owns

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Hey guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrmvxY7_4M

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

its good that they put on these on twitter and youtube so that i dont have to watch the show

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
This is the first time this month I thought to myself where is the tna thread

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Basic Chunnel posted:

Matt Hardy has always been the good Hardy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


neonbregna posted:

This is the first time this month I thought to myself where is the tna thread

Usually something ridiculous happens that brings up traffic

This is the first August in years where they've actually had a stable TV network home by this point

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Wait how do you ASCEND to Hell?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Wait how do you ASCEND to Hell?

You start in TNA.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Wait how do you ASCEND to Hell?

It's like a Reverse Battle Royal.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Wait how do you ASCEND to Hell?

Ask the Ascension, they've somehow plummeted through the earths crust.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Great White Hope posted:

You start in TNA.

Heh.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BROKEN

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Would would wouldnt

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


"ladders with rungs"
"adeection"
"This is obsolete" "obsolete"
The laugh at the end.

The way he speaks, (both accent and word choice), is the best thing about Broken Matt Hardy.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I never knew that wrestling needed to be more like Austin Powers, but there we have it.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Where is Broken Shannon Moore?

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Since when the Hardy Boyz joined the Ministry of Darkness?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

TNA is doing a better job of creating the Wyatt family than WWE has done in years of work with Bray

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I heard damien sandow became really fat is there any truth to this

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Ostentatious posted:

I heard damien sandow became really fat is there any truth to this

More like Dadbod then anything else

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Is he wrestling in a t-shirt?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I wonder how long it takes until Damien Sandow gets 'broken'.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

BrigadierSensible posted:

I wonder how long it takes until Damien Sandow gets 'broken'.

I know he'll be broke when the next check is due.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

I wonder how long it takes until Damien Sandow gets 'broken'.

He's willfully working for TNA.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
James Storm pinned Bram. Storm is supposed to be suspended. Bram is supposed to be dead or something since he got carved up with a sickle. But this was taped for One Night Only. Storm then talked about how there was a contract situation that happened behind the scenes and he fulfilled his end of the bargain with this match and asked for Bram as his last opponent. He then thanked all the fans for supporting him in TNA, said it was his last match with the company and we may see him “teaming with a friend very soon.” I guess the idea was to make people think he’s going to WWE to team with Roode. Given that he just signed a multi-year contract, who knows what this means. Given this wasn’t on Impact but on One Night Only, it sounds like nobody was supposed to see it on TV.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


TNA Impact: nobody was supposed to see it on TV

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

exploding mummy posted:

James Storm pinned Bram. Storm is supposed to be suspended. Bram is supposed to be dead or something since he got carved up with a sickle. But this was taped for One Night Only. Storm then talked about how there was a contract situation that happened behind the scenes and he fulfilled his end of the bargain with this match and asked for Bram as his last opponent. He then thanked all the fans for supporting him in TNA, said it was his last match with the company and we may see him “teaming with a friend very soon.” I guess the idea was to make people think he’s going to WWE to team with Roode. Given that he just signed a multi-year contract, who knows what this means. Given this wasn’t on Impact but on One Night Only, it sounds like nobody was supposed to see it on TV.

Was this taped way back at the beginning of the year just before Storm tried NXT for a few weeks?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Was this taped way back at the beginning of the year just before Storm tried NXT for a few weeks?

It was taped a couple weeks ago.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

flashy_mcflash posted:

It was taped a couple weeks ago.

Then I'm out of ideas

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Then I'm out of ideas

They're gonna work the marks into thinking it's a shoot!

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

exploding mummy posted:

James Storm pinned Bram. Storm is supposed to be suspended. Bram is supposed to be dead or something since he got carved up with a sickle. But this was taped for One Night Only. Storm then talked about how there was a contract situation that happened behind the scenes and he fulfilled his end of the bargain with this match and asked for Bram as his last opponent. He then thanked all the fans for supporting him in TNA, said it was his last match with the company and we may see him “teaming with a friend very soon.” I guess the idea was to make people think he’s going to WWE to team with Roode. Given that he just signed a multi-year contract, who knows what this means. Given this wasn’t on Impact but on One Night Only, it sounds like nobody was supposed to see it on TV.

Maybe RoH?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I just love the accompanying photo

https://twitter.com/411wrestling/status/769009932939120640

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Should have used the photo of him on the ride at Disneyland imo

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Despite all my rage I'm still not at the top of the page

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Billy Corgan looks sadder and sadder every time I see him. I would argye TNA does that to a person, but it's been happening for a long long time.

And to furthrer clarifythings, by "sad" I mean unhappy, but I also mean pathetic. TNA helps in both ways.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
That's the first picture of Corgan I've seen in a while where he doesn't look like a homeless lesbian on chemo.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Billy Corgan was plugging tna on infowars while talking about conspiracy theories rofl good choice on the creative Dixie

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

He's the first employee to promote the company while making an appearance and it was while he was eviscerating social justice warriors with Alex Jones. Everybody made fun of how he was dressed.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
CSS went with an entirely different pic

https://twitter.com/cagesideseats/status/769181881158004737

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