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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

can some one please post the "in a restaurant many years ago" picture because. i cant find it and i think it was on the body building forums. com. thanks

edit maybe i have it confused with the ms paint picture of a guy with toilet paper wrapped around his leg and bending over and pulling the toilet paper over his back kind of thing and the context is that thats how he wipes. i didnt describe it very well. its funny maybe post tat too i am not good at finding things. thank

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Aug 3, 2016

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the guy making GBS threads on the ceiling mspaint was gbs im p sure

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

XMNN posted:

the guy making GBS threads on the ceiling mspaint was gbs im p sure
No, we stole it from body builiding dot com..

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

XMNN posted:

the guy making GBS threads on the ceiling mspaint was gbs im p sure

I'm 100% sure because I was there.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Jose posted:

there is a second thread with 500 pages that i found googling to get the first thread

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=1269685



i can't stop reading this thread, it's just one terrible kebab tray and greasy chinese after another

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Are piston heads and body builders really our high bar competitors. I feel shame

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
This sounds ridiculous but it's quite nice to read a thread where all the posters are genuinely enthusiastic about the topic, even if it is dirty takeaways. There's no ironic shitposting, no drama, just a mutual desire to find the filthiest foods in existence and enjoy themselves doing it.

tag youre fat fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Aug 4, 2016

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


a hole-y ghost posted:

it was 5 packs of instant rice, half a box of weetabix, 5 eggs and a whole chicken every day iirc

How the gently caress did he eat that much? I work out a lot and most days I am doing good to hit 2500 calories. I did 3500 one day after a decent amount of working out and still felt like poo poo. Froggy was eating like, 4000-4500 calories a day, every day.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine if he were committed to something beneficial

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
So I relapsed into banging dudes again (pics)

Why does finding black women attractive always lead to drama on here?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That took forever to load.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That first one was pretty :catstare: though

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the first one is serious business goddamn

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Is that first one work safe

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

KiteAuraan posted:

How the gently caress did he eat that much? I work out a lot and most days I am doing good to hit 2500 calories. I did 3500 one day after a decent amount of working out and still felt like poo poo. Froggy was eating like, 4000-4500 calories a day, every day.
well its safe to say he didn't get buff


lol his forehead got fat

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Aug 4, 2016

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

well its safe to say he didn't get buff


lol his forehead got fat

Beefcake!
BEEEEEFCAAAAKE!

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Lol he went from a regular lookin kid to full on grease-troll

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

a hole-y ghost posted:

well its safe to say he didn't get buff


lol his forehead got fat

It seems like a surprisingly common horror story

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161809003&page=1

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If I wanted to grow so fat I was getting blinded by my own face I'd probably prefer to do it with something other than dystopian protein powder but what do I know

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Someone please post a link to the frog person thread. gently caress work, I need to read about frog person right now.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Nooner posted:

there is already a nooner registered on bodybuilding.com, gonna have to find and murder a bitch for fucksin' with my brand :nono:

what's your bf% nooner?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

:eyepop:

Monday - Friday:
1st meal:
7 weet bix 2 eggs and glass of milk
2nd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
3rd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
4th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
5th Meal:
3 eggs and glass of milk or water
6th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
7th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
8th Meal:
7 weetbix 2 eggs and glass of milk
-GYM Time-
9th meal Whole large chicken and glass of milk or water

Saturday and Sunday
Consisted of anything you feel like really.
Whole chickens, Rump steaks, Weetbix and occasionally cheat meals.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

waitwhatno posted:

:eyepop:

Monday - Friday:
1st meal:
7 weet bix 2 eggs and glass of milk
2nd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
3rd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
4th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
5th Meal:
3 eggs and glass of milk or water
6th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
7th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)
8th Meal:
7 weetbix 2 eggs and glass of milk
-GYM Time-
9th meal Whole large chicken and glass of milk or water

Saturday and Sunday
Consisted of anything you feel like really.
Whole chickens, Rump steaks, Weetbix and occasionally cheat meals.

This is also the top (edit: and only) answer to "Victoria's secret diet and training schedule?" in Yahoo answers

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



lmao the gif reactions own.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
No homo, just loving/getting sucked by dudes.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Groovelord Neato posted:

lmao the gif reactions own.

Current favourite:

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

quote:

it's not very often you get a relapse and a prolapse in the same post

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Along these same lines wasn't there a post on these very forums, in some weightlifting thread, wherein some goon asked advice on bulking up, and someone thought it was their time to shine and offered them great bulking advice like "slather everything in cream cheese and peanut butter," and "load up on grease and oil" and it was really long and in depth?

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Swan Curry posted:

This sounds ridiculous but it's quite nice to read a thread where all the posters are genuinely enthusiastic about the topic, even if it is dirty takeaways. There's no ironic shitposting, no drama, just a mutual desire to find the filthiest foods in existence and enjoy themselves doing it.

I'm honesty enthralled by it, so many posts of so many disgusting meals but I can't stop clicking next page :magical:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Nooner posted:

there is already a nooner registered on bodybuilding.com, gonna have to find and murder a bitch for fucksin' with my brand :nono:

But has he ever used the n word?

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

Doctor J Off posted:

Along these same lines wasn't there a post on these very forums, in some weightlifting thread, wherein some goon asked advice on bulking up, and someone thought it was their time to shine and offered them great bulking advice like "slather everything in cream cheese and peanut butter," and "load up on grease and oil" and it was really long and in depth?

that reminds me of the goon who took advice like that and ended up on blood pressure medication at a hilariously young age

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

No Pants posted:

that reminds me of the goon who took advice like that and ended up on blood pressure medication at a hilariously young age

didnt someone get banned for saying the diet was dumb

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

tomstuart posted:

didnt someone get banned for saying the diet was dumb
lmao wheres the link

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There's a jpg somewhere and I always forget to save it. :(

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless



lol

e/ fb

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I think it involved a mod too. It was all about eating eggs and bacon grease and it ended with goons looking like melted candles.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frosted Flake posted:

I think it involved a mod too. It was all about eating eggs and bacon grease and it ended with goons looking like melted candles.
lol of course it involved a mod

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
No homo

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Frosted Flake posted:

I think it involved a mod too. It was all about eating eggs and bacon grease and it ended with goons looking like melted candles.

someone has to have the screenshot that is that guys posts

it has him:
-starting the diet
-feeling bad
-going to the doctor
-finding out he has serious heart problems
-someone saying hes and idiot and getting banned by a mod

its one of the best screenshots of posts on sa ever

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