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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
:smug:

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
he's just keeping up with trends the incest zest is blowing up the porn sites

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
are we even sure hillary clinton has had sex? has she ever climaxed????

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Yeah, what's that all about? My family is full of ugos so I don't get it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
suck hers poopshoot donald

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Hey, the republicans warned us that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalization of incest. You can't act shocked now.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd bone her. We'd both be left unsatisified and would feel dirty afterward. Which is how God intended for sex to be like

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Ayeka
May 28, 2016


I can not respect a man who eats fried chicken with a CLOSED container of gravy in front of them

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
jet seems sick and the colonel is a classic 10/10 donald as usual

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Ayeka posted:

I can not respect a man who eats fried chicken with a CLOSED container of gravy in front of them

relax dude he's probly a purist and is gonna use it all for potatoes/biscuits

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

he has nicer teeth than me

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
he looks like he wants to kindly hand me a Werther's Originals

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
God bless usa

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I had sex with Donald Trump. As he slept, I went up to the ears on the back of his pants and said "take a hike you pants" and his pants scampered away frollicking as they went. and he was not wearing underwear like a naughty boy so I was left with the spectacle of his coiled, moist penis, the foreskin of which was trying to swallow his merkin whole. I went up to the penis and said "come now, penis. Don't be frightened. I'm here to take you to a wonderful place." But then the unthinkable happened--as I was talking to his penis, Donald Trump woke up! He walked away and said step away from the penis and i said never! I then pulled down my pants, bent over and began hypnotizing trump with my bunghole. Eventually he looked at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young and we made sweet passionate love for hours, frotting to my collection of Smashing Pumpkins demos. Eventually we climaxed and the smell of wasabi filled the air. It was a magical night but eventually donald trump said "i must go, america needs me and slithered gracefully into the night. I don't know where he is now. I don't think anyone knows. But he's there, watching over all the little babies wrapped like large, fleshy fruit-roll-ups in their beds.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

*that cranberries song*

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
incest is in now tho

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

*that cranberries song*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSkUh8dn-sI

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i'm going to vote for mr donald because someday i want to eat kfc on a jet

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
a little to the left
The bunghooe part eh don?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




That's, um... that's actually a not too bad looking butt... :sweatdrop:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

That's, um... that's actually a not too bad looking butt... :sweatdrop:

Donald Trump account spotted.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

We live in the America of They Live

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



VendaGoat posted:

Donald Trump account spotted.

That's the best your staff can come up with? Sad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

That's the best your staff can come up with? Sad.

Post a picture of your left hand.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Not a good look! Sad!
:sad:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



shoophobo posted:

Not a good look! Sad!
:sad:

Lol, I'm glad someone bought that

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Egbert Souse posted:

We live in the America of They Live

Nah man, the monsters in that were at least trying to hide.

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