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he's just keeping up with trends the incest zest is blowing up the porn sites
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:01 |
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are we even sure hillary clinton has had sex? has she ever climaxed????
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:02 |
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Yeah, what's that all about? My family is full of ugos so I don't get it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:02 |
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suck hers poopshoot donald
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:05 |
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Hey, the republicans warned us that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalization of incest. You can't act shocked now.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:06 |
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I'd bone her. We'd both be left unsatisified and would feel dirty afterward. Which is how God intended for sex to be like
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:18 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:26 |
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I can not respect a man who eats fried chicken with a CLOSED container of gravy in front of them
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:29 |
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jet seems sick and the colonel is a classic 10/10 donald as usual
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:33 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:33 |
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Ayeka posted:I can not respect a man who eats fried chicken with a CLOSED container of gravy in front of them relax dude he's probly a purist and is gonna use it all for potatoes/biscuits
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:33 |
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he has nicer teeth than me
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:34 |
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he looks like he wants to kindly hand me a Werther's Originals
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:39 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:39 |
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God bless usa
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:42 |
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I had sex with Donald Trump. As he slept, I went up to the ears on the back of his pants and said "take a hike you pants" and his pants scampered away frollicking as they went. and he was not wearing underwear like a naughty boy so I was left with the spectacle of his coiled, moist penis, the foreskin of which was trying to swallow his merkin whole. I went up to the penis and said "come now, penis. Don't be frightened. I'm here to take you to a wonderful place." But then the unthinkable happened--as I was talking to his penis, Donald Trump woke up! He walked away and said step away from the penis and i said never! I then pulled down my pants, bent over and began hypnotizing trump with my bunghole. Eventually he looked at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young and we made sweet passionate love for hours, frotting to my collection of Smashing Pumpkins demos. Eventually we climaxed and the smell of wasabi filled the air. It was a magical night but eventually donald trump said "i must go, america needs me and slithered gracefully into the night. I don't know where he is now. I don't think anyone knows. But he's there, watching over all the little babies wrapped like large, fleshy fruit-roll-ups in their beds.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:43 |
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*that cranberries song*
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 05:51 |
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incest is in now tho
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:03 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*that cranberries song* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSkUh8dn-sI
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:18 |
i'm going to vote for mr donald because someday i want to eat kfc on a jet
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:20 |
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a little to the left The bunghooe part eh don?
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:22 |
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That's, um... that's actually a not too bad looking butt...
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:42 |
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The Bananana posted:That's, um... that's actually a not too bad looking butt... Donald Trump account spotted.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:44 |
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We live in the America of They Live
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:45 |
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VendaGoat posted:Donald Trump account spotted. That's the best your staff can come up with? Sad.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:45 |
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The Bananana posted:That's the best your staff can come up with? Sad. Post a picture of your left hand.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:50 |
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Not a good look! Sad!
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:53 |
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shoophobo posted:Not a good look! Sad! Lol, I'm glad someone bought that
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:54 |
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Egbert Souse posted:We live in the America of They Live Nah man, the monsters in that were at least trying to hide.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:41 |