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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


itt call me a PERVERT

i will quote everytime i am called a PERVERT (or a derivative of that) and i will roll a DICE.

1-3:
reveal either a SEXUAL EXPLOIT of mine

4-6
reveal a FANTASIE of mine



Cheerz

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



OP is Ellen Degenerate

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


amityville anus posted:

OP is Ellen Degenerate

stupid loving moron

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


You can't spell

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




OP is gay

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Someone give me a new av thank you and good day

Pervert?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



gently caress da Mods posted:

stupid loving moron

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


no thanks

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012



this is gross

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?





FANTASY
I 2 asian girls 2 suck on each ball of mine while a fat black guy w pussy-lickin lips furiously sucks my dick to completiion then i cum all over the black guys hands and then he smears the girls ears with my seaman

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Someone give me a new av thank you and good day

Haha worth it

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?



close enough



FUNTASY

At a water park huge slide ride penis first whilst erect into someone at the bottom of the slide's lubed butthole

then reverse roles and have my anus penetrated

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!

Pillbug

Thanks op I vomited

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010




You cant use that word. Thats our word.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


* Reclines in the laundry hamper astride an extra large tub of vaseline *
* taps the F5 key repeatedly with the left hand, while the right holds a boner *
* The boner stares at OP expectantly *

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


OP so chaste

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



OP IS A PERUVIAN

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

OP is an upstanding and moral gentleman.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009



OP wants to gently caress mods that's sick

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009



shame

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?





SEXPLOIT

Met this chick abroad. nice. cute face. good bod. her arms were a lil hairy but i thought nothing of it idgaf

we get to the bedroom and i flip her over. her asscheeks were hairier than anything ive ever seen. just two big splotches of hair on her rear end... hairier than mine. a very hirsute rear end. of course i still kept at it, i just pretended it was a mans rear end made it less weird

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


gently caress you all

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

gently caress da Mods posted:

gently caress you all

Is this one of your sexploits?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot


Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


You're a pervert2

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.

Fun Shoe

i lol'd u perverted ol' chap

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


Nigmaetcetera posted:

You're a pervert2



FANTASIA

step 1: buy a large canvas
step 2: drape it on floor
step 3: invite strangers from craiglist to gently caress on it but tell them to bring their favorite food condiment and we will spray it and combine it with sweet baby rays (not my favorite but good for mixin) for each one. so itll be like our essences this will make grat art of food loving

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


needs bigger boat posted:

i lol'd u perverted ol' chap

thx u



FANTA

Buttfuck a dying seal in the rear end

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




as opposed to buttfucking not in the rear end?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


i want to die

can you make it look like auto erotic asphyxiation after ive hung myself for a good news report

pervert

Moridin920 posted:

as opposed to buttfucking not in the rear end?

pedant

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?





SEXTORY

this one black bbw asked for me to cum on her face and i waz beating it but i was having difficulties shooting my load partially becaus ei had opulled her weave off sorta funnily whilst destroying her puss

so shes lookin all intense w crazy-sex eyes, like but her weave be all messed up lol neway, she looks up at me and says with a str8 voice

"Cum on my face u Light-Skin enjoyable human being"

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*


You, sir (or...? the plot thickens...) are... a... pervert

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003


Fun Shoe



senator lance prevert

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


gently caress da Mods posted:



SEXTORY

this one black bbw asked for me to cum on her face and i waz beating it but i was having difficulties shooting my load partially becaus ei had opulled her weave off sorta funnily whilst destroying her puss

so shes lookin all intense w crazy-sex eyes, like but her weave be all messed up lol neway, she looks up at me and says with a str8 voice

"Cum on my face u Light-Skin enjoyable human being"

Perturbed pervert pounds pud, pointlessly.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


autoaim.cfg posted:

You, sir (or...? the plot thickens...) are... a... pervert



SEXORY

I was walking back from the bar late @ nite

this puertoriqueño lookin twink in b-ball shorts, and a basketball and 1 of those small trick-bike walks up to me so im like "que onda wey"

and hes like "lemme suck ur dick"

so i was like and i was liek nahhh mann c'mon u gon try some poo poo

and he's liek nah cuz seriously just wan 2 suck some dick

so i was liek uh fine aigh aigh which was prolly really stupid but neway, we go into this little stairwell and he gets to work blowing me and im like poo poo this guys p good!!!1

so i let him do his thing and i blow my load and he spits it out and is like "woah man wtf"

so i go what up man? he's liek U CAME in my MOUTH BRO!!!

and im like wait i dunno there were rules to this poo poo man u out here suckin dicks i didnt know there was a code of ethics!!!! but neway i apologized to him and he was liek poo poo its fine wutever, got on his bike and peaced. But i think he lowkey liked the blast

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd?


bumpk

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Preverk

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy



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Mar 10, 2004
Probation
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gently caress da Mods posted:



SEXORY

I was walking back from the bar late @ nite

this puertoriqueño lookin twink in b-ball shorts, and a basketball and 1 of those small trick-bike walks up to me so im like "que onda wey"

and hes like "lemme suck ur dick"

so i was like and i was liek nahhh mann c'mon u gon try some poo poo

and he's liek nah cuz seriously just wan 2 suck some dick

so i was liek uh fine aigh aigh which was prolly really stupid but neway, we go into this little stairwell and he gets to work blowing me and im like poo poo this guys p good!!!1

so i let him do his thing and i blow my load and he spits it out and is like "woah man wtf"

so i go what up man? he's liek U CAME in my MOUTH BRO!!!

and im like wait i dunno there were rules to this poo poo man u out here suckin dicks i didnt know there was a code of ethics!!!! but neway i apologized to him and he was liek poo poo its fine wutever, got on his bike and peaced. But i think he lowkey liked the blast

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