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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Turdsdown Tom posted:

woman is kidnapped by ugly dude for sex. after hallucinating vividly she develops stockholm syndrome and fucks him

boxing helena? I mean wtf seriously

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The subject of a science experiment kills the scientists that captured him and then he's lying down on a train with a huge smile on his face.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Friginator posted:

Wild Things.

A woman's clitoris is located in her throat.

That's not exactly abstract, it's literally the plot description of Deep Throat.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
1) A naturalist struggles with the demands of his day job interfering with his intellectual way of life (easy)

2) An aging group of friends deal with an insecure adolescent with daddy issues (medium)

3) A grumpy misanthrope is forced back onto the job after being retired for 20 years (hard)

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

Raku posted:


3) A grumpy misanthrope is forced back onto the job after being retired for 20 years (hard)

boy this was hard!

demolition man (36 year cryosleep)
- Men in black 2 (5 year retirement for tommy lee jones) OR Carlitos way (5 year prison sentence)
- Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone (11 years since Voldemorts 'death' and reappearance)
= 20 year retirement

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Cubone posted:

Source Code

yep

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

mind the walrus posted:

Sophie has to make a choice in this wacky boarding house where anything can happen

Stage Door, with Katharine Hepburn?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

boy this was hard!

demolition man (36 year cryosleep)
- Men in black 2 (5 year retirement for tommy lee jones) OR Carlitos way (5 year prison sentence)
- Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone (11 years since Voldemorts 'death' and reappearance)
= 20 year retirement

Try again.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Raku posted:

Try again.

Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
A key word is "forced"

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
is it star war

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Raku posted:

1) A naturalist struggles with the demands of his day job interfering with his intellectual way of life (easy)

Watchmen?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Nope

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Cubone posted:

oh. beauty and the beast.

that's an unfair characterization imho. beast was a dilf

yeah but not until the end

also lol @ anyone who didn't guess beauty and the beast. I guess lots of films follow that plot

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

FordPRefectLL posted:

a man takes a lot of train rides that each end with disappointment

tom hanks in the polar express

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jealousy. Betrayal. Cancer. Football.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
a heroic law enforcement officer overcomes physical adversity in his crusade against street drugs but is betrayed by family

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Robocop?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
not robocop

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cubone posted:

a disgraced researcher finds success launching into business on his own, and discovers that his former boss is a furry. the boss has him committed.

Saving Private Ryan

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

FordPRefectLL posted:

a heroic law enforcement officer overcomes physical adversity in his crusade against street drugs but is betrayed by family

Who's the Man?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Raku posted:

2) An aging group of friends deal with an insecure adolescent with daddy issues (medium)

Force Awakens

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Juwanna Mann

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

FordPRefectLL posted:

a heroic law enforcement officer overcomes physical adversity in his crusade against street drugs but is betrayed by family

Breaking Bad?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

hailthefish posted:

Breaking Bad?

winner

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Egbert Souse posted:

Jealousy. Betrayal. Cancer. Football.

Funky Winkerbean!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
a baller meth head kills himself

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
a black guy makes a white guy's wife have multiple orgasms

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
a pedophile makes lycra fetishists have aids

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Hogge Wild posted:

a black guy makes a white guy's wife have multiple orgasms

Dino De Laurentiis' Mandingo.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gleebster posted:

Dino De Laurentiis' Mandingo.

no

it's an american film

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The residents of a town turn into rhinoceroses.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Hogge Wild posted:

no

it's an american film

Don't let De Laurentiis fool you. It's an American flick. You probably had Guess Who's Coming to Dinner in mind, though.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gleebster posted:

Don't let De Laurentiis fool you. It's an American flick. You probably had Guess Who's Coming to Dinner in mind, though.

no

the black guy is also really big iykwim

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
two are men worried about the same train for different reasons

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
an opportunity to sell zoo merchandise is ruined

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
a lucrative dairy changes ownership after an interaction with an ex cop

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
fowl play

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Animal Soccer World

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FordPRefectLL posted:

a lucrative dairy changes ownership after an interaction with an ex cop

Anne Frank

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