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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

jackyl posted:

also my mower has a cup holder but it's a zero turn so I have to stop mowing to take a drink

A what now? Just use a camelbak like the rest of us.

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Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
job orientatìon today so naturally on my way home I grabbed a sixer of lucky lager and drank it on my way home.

Made it to the bar that i also work at and now im sitting around drinking crown royal.

i am good at responsibility.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

VendaGoat posted:

With a steak dinner.

Oh loving hell. I'm glad I'm at home, because otherwise I would need an outside source to get me there.


It's 8:23pm and gently caress, if I am not wasted.


gently caress IDK, post about your tolerance ITT, IDGAF. :justpost:

I keep telling myself every morning that tonights the night I stop drinking for a while and let my tollerence get back to normal and body recover. now im drinking vodka

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

i like that posted:

Alcoholism is unattractive and shows others your inability to deal responsibly with personal problems. Get therapy and learn healthy coping strategies. Life is beautiful

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

If going three days without drinking a significant amount of alcohol is a life event for you then wow

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

I keep telling myself every morning that tonights the night I stop drinking for a while and let my tollerence get back to normal and body recover. now im drinking vodka

As much as I love you and that loving sweet new avatar Nooner, some of us, are not that far gone.

:downs:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DreamShipWrecked posted:

If going three days without drinking a significant amount of alcohol is a life event for you then wow

There is the door. ------------------------>

Try not to let it hit you on your way out. :)

Ve con Dios, Gringo.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

If going three days without drinking a significant amount of alcohol is a life event for you then wow

It sure is different, I'll tell ya that. I still hadn't stopped going "holy gently caress I'm GODDAMNED sober!" every two minutes, even at like a week in.

Its kindof like the last few minutes of the wizard of oz. You know, the part where the fun and games and tecnicolor is over and she's back in a lovely aspect ratio in black and white kansas with her lovely rear end family. But nonetheless somewhat happy to have returned alive without too much of a criminal record and a mostly functioning liver. :unsmith:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gonna have bit of bourbon and finish my night out, without these gay, dead, forums.

Enjoy yourselves. Te veo maņana.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

It sure is different, I'll tell ya that. I still hadn't stopped going "holy gently caress I'm GODDAMNED sober!" every two minutes, even at like a week in.

Its kindof like the last few minutes of the wizard of oz. You know, the part where the fun and games and tecnicolor is over and she's back in a lovely aspect ratio in black and white kansas with her lovely rear end family. But nonetheless somewhat happy to have returned alive without too much of a criminal record and a mostly functioning liver. :unsmith:

:agreed:

I'm not an alcoholic or anything, but had been having a few almost everyday. Decided to cut back lately and it isn't too shabby.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Attention thread:

I have prepared and consumed the following Dad foods:





From left to right:


Wasa Whole Grain Crispbreads
Parmigiano Reggiano cheese, freshly shredded
Kumato Tomatoes, diced
Olde Thompson Pepper Supreme, fresh ground
Olde Thompson Rustic Tuscan Seasoning
Academia Barilla Riviera Ligure D.O.P. Riviera Dei Fiori (Liguria) Extra Virgin Olive Oil (not made any more) :gerty:
Blaze Balsamic Glaze


2006 Tedeschi Amarone della Valpolicella Classico, a modestly priced Amarone, not too bad


Chorizo De Bellota Spanish Slicing Chorizo (made from acorn fed Spanish black Iberico pigs)
Tine SA Norwegian Jarlsberg Cheese
King's Choice Danish Blue Cheese


Stoneridge Orchards Dried Blueberries, Cherries, & Cranberries
Lindt 70% Cacao squares
Crunchies Freeze Dried Strawberries and Blueberries


Noval Black Ruby Port, a favorite


Cantelope, Chunk Sliced


:hehe:

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Maldoror posted:

Attention thread:

I have prepared and consumed the following Dad foods:





From left to right:


Wasa Whole Grain Crispbreads
Parmigiano Reggiano cheese, freshly shredded
Kumato Tomatoes, diced
Olde Thompson Pepper Supreme, fresh ground
Olde Thompson Rustic Tuscan Seasoning
Academia Barilla Riviera Ligure D.O.P. Riviera Dei Fiori (Liguria) Extra Virgin Olive Oil (not made any more) :gerty:
Blaze Balsamic Glaze


2006 Tedeschi Amarone della Valpolicella Classico, a modestly priced Amarone, not too bad


Chorizo De Bellota Spanish Slicing Chorizo (made from acorn fed Spanish black Iberico pigs)
Tine SA Norwegian Jarlsberg Cheese
King's Choice Danish Blue Cheese


Stoneridge Orchards Dried Blueberries, Cherries, & Cranberries
Lindt 70% Cacao squares
Crunchies Freeze Dried Strawberries and Blueberries


Noval Black Ruby Port, a favorite


Cantelope, Chunk Sliced


:hehe:

those arent dad foods

those are three olives foods

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

those arent dad foods

those are three olives foods

How!
Oct 29, 2009

i like that posted:

Alcoholism is unattractive and shows others your inability to deal responsibly with personal problems. Get therapy and learn healthy coping strategies. Life is beautiful

Suck my dick you fuckman

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

those arent dad foods

those are three olives foods

too che

it tastes good tho :/

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
[b]PROBATE THREE OLVIESp/b[

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

those arent dad foods

those are three olives foods

This is exactly what I thought before I was even half way done glancing at the pictures.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Twenty Four posted:

This is exactly what I thought before I was even half way done glancing at the pictures.

The second you see the counter is all you need.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Last night I had a fire in the fire pit I made WITH MY OWN GODDAMN HANDS in the back yard with my girlfriend

Drank lots of beers, ate chips, patted my dog (not my girlfriend)

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Wicker Man posted:

The second you see the counter is all you need.

i looked up 3 olives in the sa pedia, what did his condo look like :\

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

DreamShipWrecked posted:

If going three days without drinking a significant amount of alcohol is a life event for you then wow

lol u dont drink

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Maldoror posted:

i looked up 3 olives in the sa pedia, what did his condo look like :\

Tacky

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

l love pink and purple neon and zebra stripes, and pink carpeting and black lights

:hehe:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Maldoror posted:

l love pink and purple neon and zebra stripes, and pink carpeting and black lights

:hehe:

Not to worry; the DT's won't last forever.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is this the replacement GBS Alcoholism Crew thread?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

Is this the replacement GBS Alcoholism Crew thread?

Maybe. Did you bring beer?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I drank most of my beer last night, I only have my two emergency beer :sigh:

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Professor Shark posted:

I drank most of my beer last night, I only have my two emergency beer :sigh:

beyonce has the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4YRWT_Aldo

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

actually I believe there is a more elegant solution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Professor Shark posted:

I drank most of my beer last night, I only have my two emergency beer :sigh:

Buy in bulk, Costco got you covered

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Every Thursday is beer day at work, so we shut down a little early. :toot:

Only a couple though so people can drive home.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

I keep telling myself every morning that tonights the night I stop drinking for a while and let my tollerence get back to normal and body recover. now im drinking vodka

Samesies

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Actually though ive been in new orleans all week where you get questioned more about your water refills than your alcohol consumption. It owns and i will miss it.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Buy in bulk, Costco got you covered

If Costco sold beer here in Canada I would make a fort out of all the Kirkland Light I would have on hand

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sometimes I just don't feel like drinking. Or I notice I'm gaining weight. :shrug:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i like that posted:

Alcoholism is unattractive and shows others your inability to deal responsibly with personal problems. Get therapy and learn healthy coping strategies. Life is beautiful

funnel grain alcohol into my anus plz

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Alcohol damage is pretty much reversible as long as you don't go intervention overboard. Even that takes years of daily abuse. Don't let society tell you when you can and can't have a drink.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
i had 3 rum and cokes last night

not enough to get me drunk, but it gets me fairly tipsy. I'm too much of a wuss to drink heavily

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
Be careful OP, the wino is the very bottom of the alcoholic hierarchy.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Healthy Nut Snack posted:

Be careful OP, the wino is the very bottom of the alcoholic hierarchy.

What's the top?

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