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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
speed computer building: video starting with a bunch of unopened oem components to boot to desktop. no igpus.

traditional and freestyle overclocking: highest absolute value and highest percentage overclock. air, water and exotic cooling categories. fsb double pumping ftw.

case mod showcase: perennially plagued by judging controversies. i heard all the russian competitors dope.

synchronized shitposting: best impression of a well known yosposter's gimmic wins.

marathon: speed run bungie's marathon on an imac

poast additional events or entries itt

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
It's too bad they don't have poo poo medals, you'd win one for this thread!

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
potential benefit of yospos olympics: all yospos olympians should be safe from zika, since you have to go outside or have sex to catch it

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

attrition competition: most consecutive hours on chair of choice. dying is disqualification

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
the 400m carrying an ink jet printer

thermal paste application (any excess going onto the pcb is a disqualification)

gentoo stage 3, this is obviously more of a test for the computer rather than the athlete.

fastest gline from freenode

computre triathlon,

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
endurance shaggering

endurance being shaggered

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

highest number of stymie posts without quoting or engaging

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
the 8 post thread circlejerk.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
highest ping
lowest ping

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
10 meter basement stair climb.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
the 750ml Drink Until You Don't Regret Your Career Choices Sprint

the 2 Hour Conference Call Marathon, last one to give up and switch to the 750ml Sprint wins

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Patch Tuesday cross country - apply latest patches to 10 machines built by owner's son all with different hardware.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
The Unwanted Upgrade Whine-a-thon

the help desk just mandated that your machine had to be upgraded to windows 10. participants must race to return to a state of nominal productivity afterwards.
  • get past all the "welcome to windows 10" crap in every application
  • Find your allegedly-backed-up files
  • discover they didn't give you admin rights and argue with the desktop support team until they do
  • install a worthwhile browser and recover what bookmarks you can
  • call the helpdesk twice to get the VPN crap installed again

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



android romathon - root and install a custom rom on a sarnsnug for time

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
defend your purchase

defend your purchase team echo chamber

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

crt clean and jerk

i mean that in all senses of those words

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


I don't think so Tim

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

I don't think so Tim

that's the name of my unwanted apple apps folder on my phone

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
the Steve Jobs Synchronized Mass Histrionics Gymnastics, where nations complete to see what team can out-mourn the others as visibly and publicly as possible.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

marathon standup meeting

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

100 story point sprint

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
3g ebay sniping

FPS_Sage
Oct 25, 2007

This was a triumph
Gun Saliva
AOL discus throw

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
friday afternoon poker planning endurance race

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
yospos olympics:

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

angry_keebler posted:

potential benefit of yospos olympics: all yospos olympians should be safe from zika, since you have to go outside or have sex to catch it

:lol:

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
yospos triathlon:

  • liking how
  • lolling if
  • being the

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I broke my kneecap jumping today

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



sorry op but the special olympics already exists

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
speed keyboard de-cheeto-ing

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
Salary race: Everyone has to say their salary and the highest earner wins
Funny spelling decathlon: You're provided with 10 words or brands from the world of computers and you're judged on finding a funny misspelling of each one

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

qntm posted:

yospos triathlon:

  • liking how
  • lolling if
  • being the

hehe

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

speed typing competition

competitive code golfing

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
the 500m lomarf

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



.lnk to the past posted:

speed keyboard de-cheeto-ing

cheetoing has been banned by the yospos committee

Iridium posted:

the 500m lomarf

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Iridium posted:

the 500m lomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Iridium posted:

the 500m lomarf


qntm posted:

yospos triathlon:

  • liking how
  • lolling if
  • being the

David Bowie
Aug 12, 2003
Suck the shit out of my asshole you meth-mouthed worthless e-begging fuck. Here is my 10 dollars to the cause you leech on society
VGA cable tug of war
downhill shitpost ski slalom (on celeron 333 laptops running windows ME)
Overclocked dual athlon thunderbird motherboard heatsink handstand

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Hair On Tip Measuring

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David Bowie
Aug 12, 2003
Suck the shit out of my asshole you meth-mouthed worthless e-begging fuck. Here is my 10 dollars to the cause you leech on society
skeet shoting with 5.25 floppy discs

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