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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

There's no way this can make Russia look even worse

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Someone, maybe Brazilian, stormed the stage of DWTS and tried to attack/citizen's arrest Ryan Lochte.

These Olympics keep on giving even when they're over.

https://twitter.com/JamisonWFTS/status/775517110323871746

It's official, brazilians are more thin-skinned than the chinese.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
They are going to latch onto that guy and trot it out for loving yeaaars.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


nerdz posted:

It's official, brazilians are more thin-skinned than the chinese.

this has always been true. disney world even has a team people dressed in brazilian soccer gear whose only job is to yell at "tour groups" (brazilians) for breaking the rules. because brazilians are awful people and will either pretend not to speak english, throw an adult temper tantrum, or try to fight the park staff

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Why are these two random Brazilians so mad? Because Lochte claimed it was an armed robbery when it really was just an armed shakedown?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

WhyteRyce posted:

Why are these two random Brazilians so mad? Because Lochte claimed it was an armed robbery when it really was just an armed shakedown?

Brazilian police firearms mean those can be the same thing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i remember brazil got angry about an episode of the simpsons where they go to brazil and someone says, "boy our money looks really gay"

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


WhyteRyce posted:

Why are these two random Brazilians so mad? Because Lochte claimed it was an armed robbery when it really was just an armed shakedown?
first, remove Temer

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Johnny Aztec posted:

they really lochte onto that guy and trot it out for loving yeaaars.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
So what cat drugs were the williamses on?

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

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Volcott posted:

So what cat drugs were the williamses on?

Biles was doping too, ban them all.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Take it out of the shadows and make it documented and legal. I want to see what type of Drago-esque superhumans we can make when we put our minds to it.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Simone Biles about the leaked documents:

https://twitter.com/Simone_Biles/status/775783400808583169

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Aug 21, 2016

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Lol "I know the drugs give me an advantage over everyone else who doesn't take them but my coaches told me to take them since I was a kid so......."

The Olympics are a disgrace.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
what constitutes a fidget

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

They've got a new list.

http://fancybear.net/page-2.html

Totally not a Russian hack, they've got one Russian guy there, see.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Y-Hat posted:

i remember brazil got angry about an episode of the simpsons where they go to brazil and someone says, "boy our money looks really gay"

Well, yeah.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Real gay

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

meanwhile australia looks at the simpsons episode about them and says "yeah, looks about right"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

WADA confirms the second leak

https://www.wada-ama.org/en/media/news/2016-09/wada-confirms-another-batch-of-athlete-data-leaked-by-russian-cyber-hackers-fancy

"As disclosed on 13 September, the group has illegally gained access to ADAMS via an International Olympic Committee (IOC)-created account for the Rio 2016 Games"

Rio 2016 keeps loving up even when it's over.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Y-Hat posted:

meanwhile australia looks at the simpsons episode about them and says "yeah, looks about right"

Especially about the beer.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Mindless nationalist "m-muh country :qq:" buttpain is pretty funny when it comes from Americans or Russians or the Chinese or some other real and significant country. It's loving priceless when it's coming from total irredeemably garbage countries like Brazil

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It isn't the country that is garbage it is the people, except for nauru

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
a cyclist died

http://www.bbc.com/sport/disability-sport/37398333

quote:

An Iranian Para-cyclist has died after being involved in a crash during the men's C4-5 road race at the Paralympics.

Iran's Paralympic Committee confirmed Bahman Golbarnezhad, 48, died after receiving treatment at the roadside and being rushed to hospital.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Whoever signed off on the course safety is probably rich as gently caress and too busy snorting coke off a crack-addled teenage androgyne's taint to feel bad about it though.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"...was in the process of being taken to the athlete hospital when he suffered cardiac arrest.

IPC president Sir Philip Carven said: "This is truly heart-breaking news..."

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SelenicMartian posted:

"...was in the process of being taken to the athlete hospital when he suffered cardiac arrest.

IPC president Sir Philip Carven said: "This is truly heart-breaking news..."

Holy moley

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

SelenicMartian posted:

"...was in the process of being taken to the athlete hospital when he suffered cardiac arrest.

IPC president Sir Philip Carven said: "This is truly heart-breaking news..."

Ahahahahaha

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

SelenicMartian posted:

"...was in the process of being taken to the athlete hospital when he suffered cardiac arrest.

IPC president Sir Philip Carven said: "This is truly heart-breaking news..."

:yikes:

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

You would imagine that the track would be made MORE safe for the Paralympics

Seems he was in catastrophic shock and I recall that half the hospitals were defunded anyway (helpfully killing a few coaches from the actual olympics )

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