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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Them aunties were the original milfs

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
goastse

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Aug 5, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hello old friend.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

PallasAthene posted:

The obvious answer to "What show should Sabrina have had a crossover with?' is The X-Files.

Mulder believes that bitchy brunette cheerleader when she tells him Sabrina is using occult powers to kill people in town.

Scully says there has to be a scientific explanation.

The two old aunts capture Mulder, plan to sacrifice him to Hecate, but Scully gets there at the last minute and shoots them both, Sabrina is exonerated.

But then Mulder and Scully talk to her one last time right after the aunts' funeral and then go to leave town. Sabrina stands by the graves as they get into their car, but the engine won't start. Mulder tries it two or three times, looks back at Sabrina, then tries it again, and this time it starts and they drive away as the scene ends on Sabrina standing there smiling.

i think they already did the teen witches thing several times

one time they even had ryan reynolds

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
:allears: The goatman is quaint these days. Like a warm, hug from an old friend(s anus).

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Feb 11, 2007

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VendaGoat posted:

Hello old friend.

Hello anus my old friend

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Sabrina also showed up in the Archie vs Predator comics, where she was promptly killed and gutted like a fish.






Then Salem was exploded as well.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I don't understand why someone would get so mad about a thread about 90s sitcoms and Archie Comics that they'd drop a G-bomb on it but ok whatev

PallasAthene posted:

The obvious answer to "What show should Sabrina have had a crossover with?' is The X-Files.

Mulder believes that bitchy brunette cheerleader when she tells him Sabrina is using occult powers to kill people in town.

Scully says there has to be a scientific explanation.

The two old aunts capture Mulder, plan to sacrifice him to Hecate, but Scully gets there at the last minute and shoots them both, Sabrina is exonerated.

But then Mulder and Scully talk to her one last time right after the aunts' funeral and then go to leave town. Sabrina stands by the graves as they get into their car, but the engine won't start. Mulder tries it two or three times, looks back at Sabrina, then tries it again, and this time it starts and they drive away as the scene ends on Sabrina standing there smiling.

Was there ever an X-Files / Buffy crossover with roughly this plot because that would make a lot more sense to me

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
I only remember the crossovers with Millennium and Homicide: Life on the Street.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vakal posted:

Sabrina also showed up in the Archie vs Predator comics, where she was promptly killed and gutted like a fish.






Then Salem was exploded as well.



Archie vs Predator is the best comic of all times, not even joking, read it you retards.

(also that dress design is great)

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

loquacius posted:

It was less like a bunch of witches were murdered and more like a bunch of randos were accused of being witches for no plausible reason

so it's like a Jew naming his cat "InfoWars"

wanna get a cat and name him InfoWars :3:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

loquacius posted:

Was there ever an X-Files / Buffy crossover with roughly this plot because that would make a lot more sense to me

Nah Joss Whedon's always been the kind-of low key control freak who would never let that sort-of thing happen to his custom action figures.

PallasAthene posted:

I only remember the crossovers with Millennium and Homicide: Life on the Street.

While we're wishing for crossovers I want to see Sabrina goes to The West Wing.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

What I'm getting out of this that Archie comics are way better than Marvel and DC.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

PallasAthene posted:

I only remember the crossovers with Millennium and Homicide: Life on the Street.

Does this mean The Wire take place in the same universe as Sabrina?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nanomashoes posted:

Does this mean The Wire take place in the same universe as Sabrina?

I think The Wire takes place in the same universe as Trailer Park Boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuRFzsGeETM&t=20s

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

Nanomashoes posted:

Does this mean The Wire take place in the same universe as Sabrina?

Ooops...should have mentioned X-Files crossed over with those.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Nanomashoes posted:

Does this mean The Wire take place in the same universe as Sabrina?

Getta loada this maroon, never heard of the Tommy Westphall Universe :rolleye:

quote:

Westphall, who is autistic, took on major significance in St. Elsewhere's final episode, "The Last One", where the common interpretation of that finale is that the entire St. Elsewhere storyline exists only within Westphall's imagination.[1] As characters from St. Elsewhere have appeared on other television shows and those shows' characters appeared on more shows, and so on, a "Tommy Westphall Universe" hypothesis was postulated by Dwayne McDuffie where a significant amount of fictional episodic television exists within Tommy Westphall's imagined fictional universe.

https://thetommywestphall.wordpress.com/the-master-list/

Also in this same universe: Ally McBeal; American Horror Story: Murder House; Battlestar Galactica; Community; Family Matters; Everybody Loves Raymond; Heroes; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia; both versions of The Office; Seinfeld; Star Trek

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Lasher posted:

Them aunties were the original milfs

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

loquacius posted:

Getta loada this maroon, never heard of the Tommy Westphall Universe :rolleye:


https://thetommywestphall.wordpress.com/the-master-list/

Also in this same universe: Ally McBeal; American Horror Story: Murder House; Battlestar Galactica; Community; Family Matters; Everybody Loves Raymond; Heroes; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia; both versions of The Office; Seinfeld; Star Trek

I've heard of it but I didn't memorize all 1000 lovely tv shows that are a part of it.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Would probably read a Sabrina, Archie, Sonic, Mega Man and whatever other licenses mashup.

E: Archie Comics also have the rights to a few poo poo super heroes like The Shield. Toss them in there as well.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Fact: Giz who normally draws Menage a 3 has ended up drawing a bunch of actual Archie comics. Kinda ironic since Goons called the strip Archime since it was drawn in that style but was a typical Japanese harem comic.

Also, Gary has scored multiple times since the early days:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lodin posted:

Fun Fact: Giz who normally draws Menage a 3 has ended up drawing a bunch of actual Archie comics. Kinda ironic since Goons called the strip Archime since it was drawn in that style but was a typical Japanese harem comic.

Also, Gary has scored multiple times since the early days:


I'm gonna guess that he has also been pressured into gay sex or humiliating sex of some type, because that is funny and not the author's fetish at all

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Did they ever do an episode where she met Archie or Betty or Veronica or Cheryl Blossom? Or even acknowledge her presence in the Archie comics universe?

Seems like that would make for a pretty funny episode.

I'm talking about the live action version with Clarissa Explains It and the cat puppet.

Yeah me and Archie saw her hanging out by the graveyard when we were toking up and let me tell you buddy we had a magical time if you know what I mean

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
In case you don't know what I mean let's just say she really knows how to handle a couple broomsticks if you catch my drift

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Applewhite posted:

Did they ever do an episode where she met Archie or Betty or Veronica or Cheryl Blossom? Or even acknowledge her presence in the Archie comics universe?

Seems like that would make for a pretty funny episode.

I'm talking about the live action version with Clarissa Explains It and the cat puppet.

The fundamental problem with this: how do you make Jughead's hat work in real life?

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

LGD posted:

The fundamental problem with this: how do you make Jughead's hat work in real life?

Jughead wears an old-timey whoopee cap with the middle punched out. :eng101:

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Dresh posted:

Jughead wears an old-timey whoopee cap with the middle punched out. :eng101:

I should have probably clarified that I meant "work" as in actually looking good while not betraying the core of Jughead's character by making him, for example, an obnoxious hipster

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LGD posted:

I should have probably clarified that I meant "work" as in actually looking good while not betraying the core of Jughead's character by making him, for example, an obnoxious hipster

Wait, isn't that his character?

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mange Mite posted:

Wait, isn't that his character?

for all his faults I'm pretty sure Jughead has never been shown as giving much of a gently caress about being seen as 'hip' in any sense

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LGD posted:

for all his faults I'm pretty sure Jughead has never been shown as giving much of a gently caress about being seen as 'hip' in any sense

is jughead one of those characters that comes out as asexual later on or did he start that way

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

LGD posted:

for all his faults I'm pretty sure Jughead has never been shown as giving much of a gently caress about being seen as 'hip' in any sense

Yeah Jughead is a proto-hipster who does his own thing regardless of whether it is hip or not.

hth posted:

is jughead one of those characters that comes out as asexual later on or did he start that way

Mildly autistic, I think.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

loquacius posted:

Getta loada this maroon, never heard of the Tommy Westphall Universe :rolleye:


https://thetommywestphall.wordpress.com/the-master-list/

Also in this same universe: Ally McBeal; American Horror Story: Murder House; Battlestar Galactica; Community; Family Matters; Everybody Loves Raymond; Heroes; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia; both versions of The Office; Seinfeld; Star Trek

No way in gently caress do Star Trek, Galactica, and Stargate all happen in the same universe.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Jughead is hella loving rad.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

loquacius posted:

I'm gonna guess that he has also been pressured into gay sex or humiliating sex of some type, because that is funny and not the author's fetish at all

Correct

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
MST3K's TV's Frank wrote episodes of Sabrina.

Poor poor Frank.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/puppet-or-cat/

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


uncle salem got raped

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Wanted to have sex with the aunt with the husky voice.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

OP who is "Cheryl Blossom"

I remember seeing in Archie ads in the back pages of my Sonic The Hedgehog comic books that they had Poochied in a sexy redhead to add additional tension to the Betty/Veronica situation for some reason, and thinking "this drawing is attractive to my seven-year-old prepubescent mind, but not attractive enough to make me want to read Archie comics"; is that who it is, and does this mean the character lasted longer in Archie canon than like a year because that would surprise the poo poo out of me

Cheryl Blossom is the redhead to complete Archie's hair color trifecta. She is the "third option" to Betty and Veronica: as rich as Veronica, but from the same humble beginnings as Betty. She is much more of a gigantic bitch than Betty and Veronica combined tho.

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