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KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008



Pity quote

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Sippin a la Croix passion fruit and rye. Come at me you heathens

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

just cracked a lemon la croix so, uh, yeah, its

e: broken sig time





Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


gently caress!

King of Bees posted:

Sweetener Sodium: INNOCENT!!!!

This sounds sinister

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

hey #1 do you shave your legs?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

psychokitty posted:

hey #1 do you shave your legs?
sometimes but not yet this summer

bout to get my afternoon seltz on

sam pelegrimo orange and pomogranite

or ill go hardcore and get freakin chinotto

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Le Croik do or doie

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
sappin on a la croix peach-pear

HP Hovercraft
Jan 1, 2006

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OQ-GPYfCE

man, it's so good to get a glass of seltzer water.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i've knocked about a half gallon of seltzer off today and topped it off with a couple of glasses of coconut water


hi how are you ♥

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

coconut water makes me want to vomit

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think its pretty funny that coconuts have white stuff in them and they look like balls haha

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

my mom texted me to tell me seltzer is on sale at the grocery store. pretty cool, if u ask me

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I like squeezing some lemon into seltzer water and adding mint leaves

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Enfield posted:

i think its pretty funny that coconuts have white stuff in them and they look like balls haha

i like to hold them up against my crotch and yell "ey check out the balls on this guy!" before cracking them open and sucking the juice out


numberoneposter posted:

coconut water makes me want to vomit

i think i had a stroke or something because i hated the poo poo until early this year, now i can't get enough of it.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
polar is legit

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I've never had a seltzer before in my life.

I have had sparkling grape juice though.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

la croix is a decent substitute in places where you can't get polar. They've moved away from gimmicky seasonal flavored to actual good ones too

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Microwaves Mom posted:

I've never had a seltzer before in my life.

I have had sparkling grape juice though.

just take out the grape and you have something pretty similar to seltzer

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

just take out the grape and you have something pretty similar to seltzer

why would anyone want to do that?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Microwaves Mom posted:

why would anyone want to do that?

sometimes it's not time for grape

sometimes it's


hi how are you ♥

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
hell yes found out the grocery store down the street has 8 packs of la croix in every flavor for $3.99

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drinking a radler. its kind of like a grapefruit seltzer and a beer had a party.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
I got hungry and ate some Mission chips and now I really wish I hadnt. Trying to battle down the acid reflux with some Kroger Blackberry Citrus

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I had a seltzer once. When I was young and wild. :unsmith:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
gently caress yeah I love the Stray Cats

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHWcN5YxuYc

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


:frogout:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

numberoneposter posted:

drinking a radler. its kind of like a grapefruit seltzer and a beer had a party.

Those rule.


I'm almost out of la Croix
Going to Costco tomorrow for some more

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Don't clowns spritz people with seltzer?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Microwaves Mom posted:

Don't clowns spritz people with seltzer?

the bowdlerized versions maybe

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish i was chuggin a seltzer right now

Hollis Brown
Oct 17, 2004

It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad
Polar's seasonals are so bad.

#LaCroixBoys

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
seltzer is for old people who hate not havign grossness in their drink

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the Sardines thread got it right

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Putty posted:

seltzer is for old people who hate not havign grossness in their drink
thats a ban

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Putty posted:

seltzer is for old people who hate not havign grossness in their drink

putty i agree with or at least tolerate all of your posts but im going to kill you for that if someone else doesn't get you first

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Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

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