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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This is the place to talk about seltzers, your favorite seltzers, and keeping your alcoholism at bay by drinking a ~*PuRe SpArKlInG bEvErAge*~.

edit: mods plz correct spelling in thread title needs another F plz and then you have to adjust all the other letters so that it goes upper case to lower case

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

grease my hole you seltzman

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Luvcow posted:

tonic water has quinine and is good for muscle cramps and pairs better with gin or vodka

:shrug:
gin and tonic is good

vodka and tonic is depression

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

local coffee shop does a drink called The Miami Vice

club soda
vanilla syrup
espresso
on ICE

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

~*pReMiUm SeLtZeR*~

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

holy gently caress one time I was at this local bar that I go to a lot and it was like 3pm cause we were on a pub "crawl" (more of a drive cause bars are too spaced out in the valley and I was DDing) but so I asked for club soda and a lime just so I had somethign to drink and the loving lady charged me $2 for it! and like I couldnt even start poo poo about it cause she is the owners wife, but what the gently caress who is charging
loving reported you cock sucker

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cranking into a D*le Sparklers Real Fruit Beverage Orange Tangerine

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

can't miss with watermelon
if its not lime its a crime

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

that;s it, shirts off behind the stucky's, 30 minutes

be there and be ready to wrassle
well im all out of extra virgin olive oil so bacon lard will have to do

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

almost there another...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

garfield hentai

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

psychokitty posted:

hey #1 do you shave your legs?
sometimes but not yet this summer

bout to get my afternoon seltz on

sam pelegrimo orange and pomogranite

or ill go hardcore and get freakin chinotto

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

coconut water makes me want to vomit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drinking a radler. its kind of like a grapefruit seltzer and a beer had a party.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish i was chuggin a seltzer right now

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Feb 19, 2014

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Putty posted:

seltzer is for old people who hate not havign grossness in their drink
thats a ban

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