[MAFIA] An Absurd Dawning: Wedding of the Century

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Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

Two very special people are getting married, and YOU'RE invited! But some of these guests look a little shifty and out of place... Surely everything will be fine. Right?

An Absurd Dawning: Wedding of the Century is a game of Mafia for 8 people!

This is intended to be a quick and silly game, so please don't sign up if you're going to lurk OR if you're busy getting married, because c'mon.

Standard Mafia Rules apply. Also don't be a dick. You know the drill.

Player List:

Podima fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Aug 6, 2016

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:09

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:51

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; look-
a post,

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:12

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

I like this

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:18

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Yes

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:21

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I like this idea. I'm in.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 18:19

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Can I be Absurd Revolver?

# ? Aug 6, 2016 18:39

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

I'm the best man because I'm the best :cool:

# ? Aug 6, 2016 19:29

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

dibs on li dawny

# ? Aug 6, 2016 20:54

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

One! Spot! Left!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:30

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Me.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:48

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

dibs on li dawny

Not sure how to approach this one

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:57

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Dibs on the creepy uncle who somehow got an invite.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:58

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Dibs on the creepy uncle who somehow got an invite.

actually thats me

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:59

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

actually thats me

The revelations never stop

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:00

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

This game's gonna get awkward real fast, isn't it?

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:03

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

dongsbot 9000 posted:

actually thats me

You want to be your own niece?? Terrifying. Dong confirmed SK.

http://youtu.be/Zrtl41oZxOA

##vote bacon bit

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:03

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

We are full! Role PMs will go out in the next little bit.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:04

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

I demand access to the mod/observer doc

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:50

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

Absurd Revolver posted:

I demand access to the mod/observer doc

GO GET MARRIED YOU JERK :frogsiren:

You can do this OR you can enter the game as a Stump. Your choice, and same goes for your future wife!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:00

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Podima posted:

GO GET MARRIED YOU JERK

You can do this OR you can enter the game as a Stump. Your choice, and same goes for your future wife!

stump me, also now current wife!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:07

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

It was a beautiful day for a wedding. The bride and groom said their vows, everyone clapped, a few people cried, and all that jazz. But as the cocktail hour began, people started to whisper to each other. Something wasn't right.

The number of seats at the tables didn't match the number of people present.

Naturally because you're all Mafia goons you decided to start throwing people out democratically because that's just what you do.

"Day" 1 Begins!

Votecount for Day 1

Not Voting (8): Anomalous Amalgam, dongsbot 9000, EccoRaven, IllegallySober, Kashuno, Max, Moatillata, PBS Newshour

With 8 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is August 07^th, 2016 at midnight EDT -- that's in about 4 hours, 52 minutes.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:08

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; look-
a post,

lets get crunk

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:09

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

Absurd Revolver enters the game as a STUMP! Because he's too busy smooching on his new wife to vote (or something) and you're not going to throw out the groom/husband, duh.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:09

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

Also yes you read that right, deadline is MIDNIGHT EDT, in under 5 hours. I said this would be a quick game!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:11

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

im me

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:17

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

Plymouth Negroni.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:18

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; look-
a post,

dongs can i trst you

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:18

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

yea im bartender what you want to drink

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:19

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; look-
a post,

dongsbot 9000 posted:

yea im bartender what you want to drink

firecracker

also i feel like this is the bad guy?
##vote Moatillata

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:20

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

What a lovely reception. I would like to make a toast...

Ah ah hem...

I haven't known Absurd Revolver or Li Dawny very long, but have found them to be a breath of fresh and entertaining air in the mafia community.

They have been kind, terrible, honest and deceptive... The qualities that the best mafia players embody and it is my hope that this is a day they cherish for many years to come.

May your love grow with each passing day, and may it guide you through turbulent times.

To AR and Lil D, some of the best of us!!

*sips wine*

##vote dong get that creepy uncle out of here.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:21

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

PBS Newshour posted:

firecracker

also i feel like this is the bad guy?
##vote Moatillata

the step 1 flashcard website???

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:22

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

##unvote didn't know dong man was the booze man, sorry pal. Pour me out a double of anything. It's a celebration!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:23

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; look-
a post,

dongsbot 9000 posted:

the step 1 flashcard website???

its a reference to a funny joke

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:23

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

*pours aa four fingers of fireball in a red solo cup*

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:24

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

dongsbot 9000 posted:

*pours aa four fingers of fireball in a red solo cup*

*cringes*

That'll do pig, that'll do.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:25

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

dongsbot 9000 posted:

yea im bartender what you want to drink

If there's one person I better be able to trust at a wedding, it's the bartender. Pour me a drink, sir!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:28

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

So glad I was invited to the wedding of absorb remainder and little Yanni I think I'll treat myself to a sparkling water

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:28

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Moatillata posted:

So glad I was invited to the wedding of absorb remainder and little Yanni I think I'll treat myself to a sparkling water

A water?!

##vote Moat

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:29

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Kashuno posted:

Can I be Absurd Revolver?

You wanted to be the groom so everyone would trust you.

You must have gotten your role PM early, huh, scum?

##vote Kashuno

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:29

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:51

got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

##vote moat

# ? Aug 6, 2016 23:30

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