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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf




Two very special people are getting married, and YOU'RE invited! But some of these guests look a little shifty and out of place... Surely everything will be fine. Right?

An Absurd Dawning: Wedding of the Century is a game of Mafia for 8 people!

This is intended to be a quick and silly game, so please don't sign up if you're going to lurk OR if you're busy getting married, because c'mon.

Standard Mafia Rules apply. Also don't be a dick. You know the drill.

Player List:
  1. Anomalous Amalgam
  2. dongsbot 9000
  3. EccoRaven
  4. IllegallySober
  5. Kashuno
  6. Max
  7. Moatillata
  8. PBS Newshour

Podima fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Aug 6, 2016

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


ok

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


I like this

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Yes

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



I like this idea. I'm in.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Can I be Absurd Revolver?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I'm the best man because I'm the best

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


dibs on li dawny

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


One! Spot! Left!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Me.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


dongsbot 9000 posted:

dibs on li dawny

Not sure how to approach this one

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Dibs on the creepy uncle who somehow got an invite.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Dibs on the creepy uncle who somehow got an invite.

actually thats me

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


dongsbot 9000 posted:

actually thats me

The revelations never stop

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



This game's gonna get awkward real fast, isn't it?

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

dongsbot 9000 posted:

actually thats me

You want to be your own niece?? Terrifying. Dong confirmed SK.

http://youtu.be/Zrtl41oZxOA

##vote bacon bit

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


We are full! Role PMs will go out in the next little bit.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

I demand access to the mod/observer doc

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Absurd Revolver posted:

I demand access to the mod/observer doc

GO GET MARRIED YOU JERK

You can do this OR you can enter the game as a Stump. Your choice, and same goes for your future wife!

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

Podima posted:

GO GET MARRIED YOU JERK

You can do this OR you can enter the game as a Stump. Your choice, and same goes for your future wife!

stump me, also now current wife!

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


It was a beautiful day for a wedding. The bride and groom said their vows, everyone clapped, a few people cried, and all that jazz. But as the cocktail hour began, people started to whisper to each other. Something wasn't right.

The number of seats at the tables didn't match the number of people present.

Naturally because you're all Mafia goons you decided to start throwing people out democratically because that's just what you do.


"Day" 1 Begins!

Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (8): Anomalous Amalgam, dongsbot 9000, EccoRaven, IllegallySober, Kashuno, Max, Moatillata, PBS Newshour

With 8 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is August 07th, 2016 at midnight EDT -- that's in about 4 hours, 52 minutes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


lets get crunk

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Absurd Revolver enters the game as a STUMP! Because he's too busy smooching on his new wife to vote (or something) and you're not going to throw out the groom/husband, duh.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Also yes you read that right, deadline is MIDNIGHT EDT, in under 5 hours. I said this would be a quick game!

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


im me

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


Plymouth Negroni.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


dongs can i trst you

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


yea im bartender what you want to drink

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


dongsbot 9000 posted:

yea im bartender what you want to drink

firecracker

also i feel like this is the bad guy?
##vote Moatillata

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

What a lovely reception. I would like to make a toast...

Ah ah hem...

I haven't known Absurd Revolver or Li Dawny very long, but have found them to be a breath of fresh and entertaining air in the mafia community.

They have been kind, terrible, honest and deceptive... The qualities that the best mafia players embody and it is my hope that this is a day they cherish for many years to come.

May your love grow with each passing day, and may it guide you through turbulent times.

To AR and Lil D, some of the best of us!!

*sips wine*

##vote dong get that creepy uncle out of here.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


PBS Newshour posted:

firecracker

also i feel like this is the bad guy?
##vote Moatillata

the step 1 flashcard website???

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

##unvote didn't know dong man was the booze man, sorry pal. Pour me out a double of anything. It's a celebration!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


dongsbot 9000 posted:

the step 1 flashcard website???

its a reference to a funny joke

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


*pours aa four fingers of fireball in a red solo cup*

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

dongsbot 9000 posted:

*pours aa four fingers of fireball in a red solo cup*

*cringes*

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



dongsbot 9000 posted:

yea im bartender what you want to drink

If there's one person I better be able to trust at a wedding, it's the bartender. Pour me a drink, sir!

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


So glad I was invited to the wedding of absorb remainder and little Yanni I think I'll treat myself to a sparkling water

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Moatillata posted:

So glad I was invited to the wedding of absorb remainder and little Yanni I think I'll treat myself to a sparkling water

A water?!

##vote Moat

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



Kashuno posted:

Can I be Absurd Revolver?

You wanted to be the groom so everyone would trust you.

You must have gotten your role PM early, huh, scum?

##vote Kashuno

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got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


##vote moat

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