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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Welcome to my very long thread

Michelleto just got his face destroyed and the two good human characters just had sex

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
congratulations, enjoy it while it's not stupid

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I haven't seen it so please don't spoil it OP.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
not many people know, based on a true story

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wasn't there a GBS or CineD Prometheus thread that was around 100,000 pages? We didnt mine the topic to the extent we could though IMHO, hopefully this one reaches 1,000,000 pages.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i watch that movie when I can't sleep

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

congratulations, enjoy it while it's not stupid

I think he's past the studio reels

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Tickle my facehugger dude. It's not dangerous trust me. Look it's cute.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

Wasn't there a GBS or CineD Prometheus thread that was around 100,000 pages? We didnt mine the topic to the extent we could though IMHO, hopefully this one reaches 1,000,000 pages.

Sounds about right they like to discuss classic films there and it's not willed with 30 year old computer janitors endlessly discussing super hero movies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
facehug my neg hole

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My only complaint about it is it wasn't long enough. I feel as though it'd benefit from a seven hour long director's cut.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what a coicidence i am pushing out a meaty poo poo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this movie fuckin sucks. it's got like 5 or more moments in it that really turn my stomach

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol i enjoyed the movie inspite its glaring plot holes and dumb rear end things the characters did, maybe even because of the plot holes and dumbass character desicsions

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I think the lady in it is pretty

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think the lady in it is pretty

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
She just torched the guy

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think the lady in it is pretty

The one that the machine takes out of the other lady?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Looks like im jacking off again

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh I just wanna point out its not because it's boring that I put it on when I can't sleep I just like it

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Have you gotten to the abortion scene yet? That was my favorite part.

lost my retainer
Oct 28, 2002

Blow me
Reminder that his next project is blade runner 2 : the sequel.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Wafflz posted:

I haven't seen it so please don't spoil it OP.
then stop readin the darn thread ya dummy!!! HECK SPOILER ALERT !!!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I saw it in theaters and I've seen it a few times since. It's not a masterpiece or anything, but I like it well enough.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Before he was PROmethius he was just Methius. :smugbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Alien is a good movie

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sup brometheus

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JaredBS posted:

Reminder that his next project is blade runner 2 : the sequel.
prometheus is good because its got a sense of humor, most ridley scott stuff is waaaaay to serious to even enjoy considering the schlocky sci fi it is at its core

IMO

like id ratehr watch Aliens a million times more than Alien just because James Cameron doesnt treat the material deadpan serious

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



im antimethius

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what really bothers me about this movie is that if it didn't have moments like when idris elba is smoking a blunt and putting up a small christmas tree in the ship, or when noomi rapace gets upset because she's barren, or when wolf guy throws out his mapping orbs and howls like a wolf, i would actually really like it.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm hoping the sequel is OK, I'm not eagerly anticipating it though. I am looking forward to the Alien sequel that retcons 3 & Resurrection as if they never happened.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think the concept of the movie is pretty cool and i love the michael fassbender as david, but god drat there's some parts that just lather up my suds

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hell Yeah posted:

i think the concept of the movie is pretty cool and i love the michael fassbender as david, but god drat there's some parts that just lather up my suds
oh yah the movie has issues for sure, i dont think anyone is gonna argue that, and it borderline makes no sense either

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i would not care so much that it didn't make sense if it didn't have those moments that just make me regret liking anything about the movie at all.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

No need for hauling in artillery, guys. The gunz have alredy arrived.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Ancient Aliens is the most retarded sci-fi premise possible, especially for an Alien movie.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Ancient Aliens is the most retarded sci-fi premise possible, especially for an Alien movie.

That's always been the plot though iirc. At the very least the xenomorphs have always been treated as a bioweapon even in the absence of their creators.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
gettin on the ground floor of this 83 page thread

Lemon
May 22, 2003

David is the only good thing about the film. Luckily he is really good so it's just about enough

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lost my retainer
Oct 28, 2002

Blow me

numberoneposter posted:

like id ratehr watch Aliens a million times more than Alien just because James Cameron doesnt treat the material deadpan serious

Cameron knows how to make an entertaining / fun movie. Aliens > Alien.

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