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We should build all our homeless shelters in the middle of a desert with air conditioning so that way they won't leave the building and harass other people down town Or we could just use them for mobile advertising
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Kind of like District 9?
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Aug 7, 2016 03:08
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The present plan is good, where they're secretly used for medical experiments. Its going to lead to some good scientific advancements.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:09
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we should make a human centipede out of them and then charge schoolchildren lunch money to watch them poo poo in each others' mouths.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:11
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we should provide them homes and food in exchange for cheap farm labor.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:14
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legalize bumfights
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Aug 7, 2016 03:20
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eat them
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Aug 7, 2016 03:21
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We should get them to piss on each others' faces and then charge schoolchildren lunch money to watch.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:23
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put a bounty on them like they did with indians
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Aug 7, 2016 03:23
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They should live in tents on the lawns of the rich people in town. The synergy would be tremendous!
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Aug 7, 2016 03:23
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We should get them to poo poo on each others' chests and then charge schoolchildren lunch money to watch.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:24
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If only there was some kind of Final Solution....hmmmm
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I think we should arm up the homeless and have them take Canada so we can finally make it the 51st state and give the homeless stewardship of the conquered lands.
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Implant their brains into pigeon bodies, so it will be acceptable for them to poop on the sidewalk. My friend once saw a homeless guy making GBS threads on the street downtown. Also there was a huge muscular homeless dude near my college who would always be doing push-ups and boxing his shadow on street corners. I once got a bunch of extra donuts from my job at a grocery store and decided to give the leftovers my friends didn't want to the Insane Homeless Push-up Guy. This was probably like 20 assorted donuts in a large bag. He refused and said they weren't healthy. There's also this old homeless panhandler I see on my way to work whom I dubbed "sideways Sally" because she walks with her upper body bent over to the right side like 90 degrees. It's really bizarre.
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We should harness their precognitive powers
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Aug 7, 2016 03:28
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We should get them to bukkake each other and then charge schoolchildren lunch money to watch.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:29
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Friginator posted:We should get them to bukkake each other and then charge schoolchildren lunch money to watch. That would only make money the first week, before the novelty wore off
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Aug 7, 2016 03:31
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Lets just do what everyone is thinking and round them up and kill them
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Aug 7, 2016 03:32
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Lets just do what everyone is thinking and round them up and kill them  Whoa! This got out of hand real quick. We had some constructive suggestions, but to suggest we murder them? 
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Edgar posted:I think we should arm up the homeless and have them take Canada so we can finally make it the 51st state and give the homeless stewardship of the conquered lands. If that means free weed then I'm in.
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Kuato posted:
Think of all the healthy organs they're hoarding
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Nigmaetcetera posted:That would only make money the first week, before the novelty wore off Which is why you parade it around to different schools like a traveling bukkake circus.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:36
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ColoradoCleric posted:Think of all the healthy organs they're hoarding when I think homeless I don't think healthy we could use them to generate power like that episode of black mirror
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Aug 7, 2016 03:39
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maybe just, like, be nice to them?
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Aug 7, 2016 03:42
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Aug 7, 2016 03:43
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Two words: Free. Lampshades.
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Plants for the homeless Oh Ohhh Planets for the homeless
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ColoradoCleric posted:Think of all the healthy organs they're hoarding I am picturing one homeless man stuffed to the tits with spare livers, intestines, lungs, and hearts. His writhing heaving mass slowly making its way down the street uttering the words "kill me, i should not exist, i know only pain" spouting blood with each word. Fun times
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Aug 7, 2016 03:47
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no one wants to help the homeless because most people just want to purge the world of things they think are unpleasent instead of putting in the time an effort to improve things
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they should pick up litter
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What if we skin them and sew their skins together to make blankets and then donate the blankets to the local homeless shelter?
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Yaldabaoth posted:no one wants to help the homeless because most people just want to purge the world of things they think are unpleasent instead of putting in the time an effort to improve things What if instead of rolling a boulder up an endless hill, you could smash the boulder into bits and just go home and play video games
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Aug 7, 2016 03:51
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What if the boulder was made of sewn-together homeless people?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4J4uor3JE
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What if the hill was made of heaps of homeless people And the PS4 you go home to play is just a homeless guy with a dark souls 3 disc in his mouth
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Aug 7, 2016 03:54
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And what if they were covered in poo poo and piss and cum and pawing for the money of schoolchildren?
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Aug 7, 2016 03:54
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I say we should arm them and let them act in place of the police. They're already out there on the mean streets 24/7, and they can't be more violent and unruly than cops.
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Friginator posted:What if the boulder was made of sewn-together homeless people? At first I thought this said "What if Boulder was made of sewn-together homeless people", and I just though... isn't it?
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