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i alwaysimagine madonas 'like a prayer' is palying when i enter a strip club except just the first few seconds, and the cheerful jazzy part never plays.
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I went to a strip club once. My friends took me to Shotgun Willie's in Colorado Springs for my 18th birthday. I have no idea if the place still exists, but there was a two drink minimum at the time. This was back in the 80s, and the drinking age for beer had just been raised from 18 to 21, so we ended up drinking $5.00 4-ounce Pepsis from dirty glasses. As the saying goes, we got hosed but we didn't get laid.
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Aug 7, 2016 09:48
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redm posted:strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason Strippers don't like you, they can just tell you're like that and are trying to create your weird fantasy for you
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Aug 7, 2016 09:48
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Cowboy Pope posted:Strippers don't like you, they can just tell you're like that and are trying to create your weird fantasy for you To be honest, I was annoyed as well, but give redm a chance to explain himself. Redm, what other job suggestions did you give to these ladies?
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Aug 7, 2016 09:55
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Imagine being very hungry, then going to a restaurant and having the waiter slowly and sensually rub a steak in your face. Strip clubs work the same way.
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Aug 7, 2016 09:56
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:To be honest, I was annoyed as well, but give redm a chance to explain himself. Redm, what other job suggestions did you give to these ladies? he seems like a bright enough guy that they probably view him as a father figure, a nice guy, and a big turn on from what i can tell. i'm curious how well it usually turns out for him too.
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Aug 7, 2016 09:57
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redm posted:strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason Good suggestions:
Bad suggestions:
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Aug 7, 2016 10:02
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Imagine strip clubs, except instead of just watching the strippers, you could pay 'em to such your weiner or have them do intercourse with you? Wouldn't that be something
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Aug 7, 2016 10:04
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Zzulu posted:Imagine strip clubs, except instead of just watching the strippers, you could pay 'em to such your weiner or have them do intercourse with you? Wouldn't that be something Where can I find this fabled El Dorado of slizz?
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Aug 7, 2016 10:12
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I hate you, as well, for this reason. thank you that means a lot Cowboy Pope posted:Strippers don't like you, they can just tell you're like that and are trying to create your weird fantasy for you the day I imagine that a stripper is capable of getting a bead on my psychological profile or sexual interests by speaking to me for less than 10 minutes is the day I decide to stick my genitals in a food processor. No duh that it's their jobs to flirt, my real point was that I don't enjoy being in strip clubs because either the women approach me looking for money, forcing me to make awkward small talk with them about anything other than how awful it must be to make a living as a sexual object, or the managers approach and ask me to leave because they think the stoic look on my face is bringing in too many bad vibes or whatever bullshit is rattling around in their heads. If I could just go into one and sit by myself, be completely ignored by the dancers and go without some random idiot deciding I need an attitude adjustment, they'd probably be somewhat bearable.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:13
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot Source your quotes
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Aug 7, 2016 10:15
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redm posted:If I could just go into one and sit by myself, be completely ignored by the dancers Yes this is the reason I go to strip clubs too.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:15
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I don't like attention and never have, sorry if that surprises you.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:19
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went to one in portland called lucky devil and the place was my kind of lovely bar plus tatted up babes and it was pretty cool and i had fun
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Aug 7, 2016 10:21
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot Today is the day, get to work. These women break smarter guys than you down into their component pieces all day every day. You're not the first idiot to walk in there like you're a drake song
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Aug 7, 2016 10:21
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my friend got a stage lap dance and they played cherry pie
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Aug 7, 2016 10:25
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Cowboy Pope posted:Today is the day, get to work. These women break smarter guys than you down into their component pieces all day every day. You're not the first idiot to walk in there like you're a drake song right
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Aug 7, 2016 10:27
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This laterally explains why strip clubs arose as a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwO2cJPVdU8
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Aug 7, 2016 10:28
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Archer666 posted:Imagine being very hungry, then going to a restaurant and having the waiter slowly and sensually rub a steak in your face. Strip clubs work the same way. gently caress that, I'm going to stay home and look at pictures of steaks online
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Aug 7, 2016 10:55
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot Oof, any time you're imagining yourself with what you figure is a stoic look on your face please self punch your balls.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:57
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There are strip clubs in London where an empty pint glass is passed around and everybody has to put a £1 coin in before the stripper dances. They're really grim and the strippers always look mad at everyone.
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Aug 7, 2016 11:02
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot Old GBS has returned!
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Oof, any time you're imagining yourself with what you figure is a stoic look on your face please self punch your balls. you guys want me to just start copy pasting excerpts from david sedaris books to distract you long enough to move on or what?
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Aug 7, 2016 11:07
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If you're trying to distract us in the stripclub thread I think pictures of boobs is a better call.
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Aug 7, 2016 11:33
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opus111 posted:There are strip clubs in London where an empty pint glass is passed around and everybody has to put a £1 coin in before the stripper dances. They're really grim and the strippers always look mad at everyone. Are you sure your werent at church? Was the stripper dressed up like a priest or nun?
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Aug 7, 2016 11:56
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amityville anus posted:Are you sure your werent at church? Was the stripper dressed up like a priest or nun? Here ya go brah: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/strip-club-crawl-883
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Aug 7, 2016 12:10
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Where can I find this fabled El Dorado of slizz? Tampa
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Gatekeeper posted:I worked next to a strip club for a while and I'd go in there to drink after work sometimes and one night one of the ladies talked me into doing the "very important person" room with her which was a small booth behind a big privacy curtain and it started with her dancing on my lap and putting her tits on my face then she kinda took my hands and started putting them on her privates (the butthole and pussy) and then we made out while I touched on her privates (butthole and pussy again) and then she unzipped my pants and put a condom on my pranger with her mouth (neat imo) and we did sex together, I never Sat down for sex before which was interesting lol you thought posting this was a cool thing to do
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Aug 7, 2016 12:45
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Gatekeeper posted:I worked next to a strip club for a while and I'd go in there to drink after work sometimes and one night one of the ladies talked me into doing the "very important person" room with her which was a small booth behind a big privacy curtain and it started with her dancing on my lap and putting her tits on my face then she kinda took my hands and started putting them on her privates (the butthole and pussy) and then we made out while I touched on her privates (butthole and pussy again) and then she unzipped my pants and put a condom on my pranger with her mouth (neat imo) and we did sex together, I never Sat down for sex before which was interesting Gatekeeper posted:She did however say "i never tell any guys this but my real name isn't cocoa it is Rachel" so maybe she just thought I was special?? I mean in magick knowing a person's true name from their own lips is very powerful and she confided in me so who nose???? she is definitely in love with you, you two should get married
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Aug 7, 2016 12:53
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The only time I went to a strip club I was super drunk and it was for a bachelor party. Last bachelor party I went to everyone got drunk enough that they wanted to go to the sleaziest club they could think of, a buddy and I dropped out from behind the group and just left.
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Aug 7, 2016 13:29
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mind the walrus posted:This laterally explains why strip clubs arose as a thing: idgi he starts out saying its inferior to forgotten-but-slightly-better-animated-contemporary-cartoon but goes on to explain exactly what made it phenomenal by doing something no one else had done before. so what if that something was animated boobs? that's like saying "so what" about south park. an anal probe in an 8 year old? how crass! the simpsons had better animation at the time.
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Aug 7, 2016 13:41
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I like to guess the age of girls children when i go to strip clubs. cause they've all got them.
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Aug 7, 2016 13:59
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So do other women? 
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Aug 7, 2016 14:00
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if the bouncer isn't turning away women at the door because "we don't need competition" then the strip club you are in isn't nasty enough
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Aug 7, 2016 16:15
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I don't get strip clubs either. Maybe it's a guy thing, but it seems like it would frustrate the hell outta me. It seems like watching porn, except no one actually fucks, and you can't jerk off to it. There's the shittiest strip club I have to go to for work sometimes, and it's the least erotic place I've ever been. Your clothes smell like horrible incense all day afterwards. I am kind of jealous of how the girls can dance in giant high-heeled shoes, though. I can't even walk in the things.
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Aug 7, 2016 16:20
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That's why no one is paying to see you naked fool
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Aug 7, 2016 16:21
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Hey OP suck my dick you fuckman
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Aug 7, 2016 16:34
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Gatekeeper posted:I told my friend he explained that she was a prostitute and I had paid her for sex, not a "very important person" lapdance 
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Aug 7, 2016 16:35
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If you want a lame strip club, head to the Cafe Risque near Gainesville FL. No touching the girl (your hands have to be behind your head for lap dances), lap dances are only topless and they put on some shorts over their underwear, no alcohol, and most of the girls sound like they've been smoking since birth. The food's not bad though.
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Same op.
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