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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i guess that's not entirely true. i could probably find a small house 1.5-2 hours away from my office but gently caress that.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
have you tried making a pretty deece six and a half figgies

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i have! and succeeded!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Endless Mike posted:

no, i live somewhere desirable to live, so all i could afford would be a one-bedroom condo with no parking and that hardly seems worth it


Weird, I live somewhere desirable to live and I could afford a three bedroom Victorian home. Have you considered not being poor?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Citizen Tayne posted:

Weird, I live somewhere desirable to live and I could afford a three bedroom Victorian home. Have you considered not being poor?
i didn't know you moved out of pittsburgh. congrats!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Endless Mike posted:

i didn't know you moved out of pittsburgh. congrats!

Next on GBS TV: Poor man who can't afford house shits on good city where he could.

My mortgage is $745 a month including taxes and I'm a 17 minute rail trip from downtown.

Sorry about your life.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



nice, i could easily afford two of your houses! have you considered not being poor and living ina lovely city?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Endless Mike posted:

nice, i could afford two of your houses!

I could afford two of my house.

I buy one and have way more money available to do what I want to do.

It's pretty cool, you should try it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Impoverished man paying rent: "I'm really sorry that you live a fifteen minute transit ride from three stadiums, nine theaters, and 122 restaurants. If you weren't so poor, you'd live where I can barely afford to live!"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Citizen Tayne posted:

Impoverished man paying rent: "I'm really sorry that you live a fifteen minute transit ride from three stadiums, nine theaters, and 122 restaurants. If you weren't so poor, you'd live where I can barely afford to live!"

Quoting this because it's massive loving ownage. You got wrecked, bitch.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'm glad you didn't refute being poor and living in a lovely city, at least.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Endless Mike posted:

i'm glad you didn't refute being poor and living in a lovely city, at least.

My wife and I make more money than you do.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Endless Mike posted:

i'm glad you didn't refute being poor and living in a lovely city, at least.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


This just in: Poor man who can't afford house jealously shits on people who can.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think tori must be going through a rough patch

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you guys I think if you just gave me money or supported me in some way you could reconcile and be mates

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'll give you one (1) BFX Token

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how much are you willing to invest into rod rocket?

the return on invest is likely
to have a decimal point! :razz:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Use your mighty python skills to create ransomware

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Use your mighty python skills to create ransomware

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Cancer wins

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
how did cancer get here i am not good with computer

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Endless Mike posted:

i didn't know you moved out of pittsburgh. congrats!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sagebrush posted:

i think tori must be going through a rough patch

Bullying people on the internet is a lot of fun.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

this terminology is problematic since it implies that people who die of cancer weren't strong enough and deserved it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

Bullying people on the internet is a lot of fun.

reported for breaking the main forums rule of "don't be a dick"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

reported for breaking the main forums rule of "don't be a dick"

Sounds like something a bullied person would do.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sounds like something a bullied person would do.

i'm telling

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i think tori must be going through a rough patch

he's never hosed

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

copy an old idea but with a slight tech twist and then sell it to investors
keurig but for dogfood
airbnb for your kitchen
medical drone delivery
uber for illegal drugs

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

monthly subscription boxes. wine of the month club but with one new twist
make one of those monthly grab boxes and imply something that it 100% wont do.
poppybox grows heroin
some box with puzzles will make you smarter.

sell one for making wine or beer. you can register the domain, start an email list, market it. build a website from a template. sell the while business on swappa

can you mail alcohol in nz?

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

buy stuff that is only available in nz or much cheaper in nz and sell it on amazon and ebay. cheese and wool?

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

echinopsis posted:

high correlation between high power bills and a potent sex life

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

lampey posted:

poppybox grows heroin

even if you don't have a million pods to score you can precipitate morphine out from poppy seed or pod tea with slaked lime and ph strips. i think the idea came from soviet junkies but i could be mistaken. from there AA is easily sourced from aspirin synthesis kits and the cook takes an hour. hth

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

lampey posted:

copy an old idea but with a slight tech twist and then sell it to investors
keurig but for dogfood
airbnb for your kitchen
medical drone delivery
uber for illegal drugs

the netflix of milk
airbnb for prescription medications

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
silk road but for plane tickets

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

grindr for dogs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

C.H.O.M.E posted:

airbnb for prescription medications

:chanpop:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
sex linkedin

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
patreon for organ donation

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