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Dildomancer posted:You can fit a LOT of dicks into a 6" cube ... with a blender.
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i would like an elfdick tia
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Aug 25, 2016 06:39
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RandomPauI posted:Once you've tapped out the Lord of the Cock Ring market you should capture some of the Walking Dead audience. I'm sure there's a way to pornify the name. The Cocking Dead The Wanking Dead The Walking Dicks The Rocking Bed I like #2, personally...
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Aug 25, 2016 11:29
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This isnt the walking dead XXX
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Aug 25, 2016 12:52
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So what exactly is the process of making a penetratable? Do you model the core, mold it, then make some sort of reverse mold for the finished product?
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Aug 25, 2016 14:26
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WombatCyborg posted:So what exactly is the process of making a penetratable? Do you model the core, mold it, then make some sort of reverse mold for the finished product? i think the first page covers the basic process pretty well, even has pictures
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Aug 25, 2016 14:30
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First post on page 2 is pretty in-depth, too.
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Aug 25, 2016 14:32
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Yeah, the process for the dongers I get, just trying to wrap my head around how you make a hollow item and remove it from the model without splitting it at all if that makes sense.
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Aug 25, 2016 14:35
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Oh! Release compound (which stops the silicone sticking to the item you're using as a cavity mold) and stretchiness of silicone (if you can get a dick in it you have to be able to get the roughly-dick-shaped item out of it)
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Aug 25, 2016 14:55
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This is the best thread, I kind of want a dildo with Elisa rant but also say One Dildo to rule them all, One Dildo to please them, One Dildo to get them off and in the darkness bind them"
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Aug 25, 2016 20:15
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sbaldrick posted:This is the best thread,
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Aug 25, 2016 20:35
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sbaldrick posted:and in the darkness bind them Given elise's conjecture about the functioning of elven vaginas... It's not the dildo that's doing the binding in the darkness.
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Aug 25, 2016 20:52
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At least now I know why you never see Gandalf wearing the ring of fire.
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Aug 25, 2016 21:03
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Ok, so let's talk details and dimensions. 8" usable length, 1.25" wide at the head, 2" wide at the base, balls are smaller and less dangly than a human's but have some small vestigial tentacles. From a usability perspective, it'd be better if the testes were on the top of the shaft kangaroo-style (or, analogously, if the shaft curved downward) because then you'd get some bonus clitoral stimulation from the tentacles. Balls are wrinkly and hairless (if we made a dwarf cock you wouldn't be able to see them through the hair). Shaft and glans have clefts leading toward the meatus. Perhaps some circumferential trenches around the base from past couplings, if you folks think that's a good idea. Alternatively, I can put on a forest-themed cockring. Glans would be blunter than a human's, perhaps inverted near the tip like a caldera. Elise, if you aren't in a drunken coma or out hiding in the wilderness at the moment, let me know if this is a good description. Everyone else is welcome to comment as well. For making the clay model, I typically do it in three stages: "roughing out" the general shape and size, smoothing and trimming to get it to the final dimensions, and finally adding detail and texture. How long these will each take depends on how motivated I'm feeling and the availability of good reference pictures. I will take photos at each of these three milestones for the thread. In the meantime, I'll hit up one of the mods here to ask if I can post NWS pics inline or if I should keep up with the spoiler tags. WombatCyborg posted:Yeah, the process for the dongers I get, just trying to wrap my head around how you make a hollow item and remove it from the model without splitting it at all if that makes sense. The mold and the toy are both very squishy. The release agent prevents them from chemically bonding, and then it just takes a little tugging to pull it free. If things are looking really dire, you can cut a slit down the side of the mold to make the extraction simpler.
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Aug 25, 2016 22:09
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Dildomancer posted:dildo specs I leave it to Elise, but I like the idea of acorn shaped balls (either above or below). If it doesn't work with the rest of the theme, then don't worry about it.
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Aug 25, 2016 22:45
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I'm basically weeping inside my soul right now and I can't tell if it's with delight or horror. That sounds like a mental image I can get on board with, and I feel like acorn-influenced testicle shapes might even work, if we go with the smooth lymph node/anti-cvck gland thing. Other than that, I wrote a giant essay about elf dicks while drunk, but this does not make me an expert in actual elf dicks and my opinion should not be the thing you cling to. More like... the thing you hold at arm's length between thumb and middle finger while looking for the garden hose. Dildomancer is the true wizard here.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:20
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elise the great posted:Other than that, I wrote a giant essay about elf dicks while drunk, but this does not make me an expert in actual elf dicks and my opinion should not be the thing you cling to. More like... the thing you hold at arm's length between thumb and middle finger while looking for the garden hose. Dildomancer is the true wizard here. Oh no you don't. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO ELF DICK. If this actually gets made I'm totally buying one and framing it with your elf dick essay.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:38
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I've saved lives. I've slain men. I've cupped my gloved hands to catch a stranger's poo poo. I've touched a living human heart and, two days later, bullied the owner of that heart into standing up and walking. I've pulled the tube from my pt's throat, and held their hand while they died because of it, and gone back the next day to the next dying man to do the same thing again. But when they remember me, they will remember this. My legacy will be elf dicks, and you know what? That's okay.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:49
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I'm gonna say you're at least as canon as the silmarilllion.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:55
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sbaldrick posted:This is the best thread, This should be the inscription on the cock ring.
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Aug 26, 2016 02:08
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Considering the amount of detail Tolkein put into his world building, I like to think he died before he could get to the details about the various races sexual characteristics and Elise briefly channeled him while drunk.sbaldrick posted:One Dildo to rule them all, One Dildo to please them, Fixed
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Aug 26, 2016 02:26
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... *googles kangaroo testes* Well, huh. This thread has been a veritable welldong / dongspring of education and enlightenment, even without Elise's mighty contribution to world knowledge. Also, you people are garbage at poetry, it needs to rhyme to fit with the original.
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Hey just FYI for admins or whoever, Dildomancer asked me if it was cool to post pics here without tagging them and I said it's fine. Everyone please exercise good judgement and do not read a dildo thread at work unless you are allowed to be looking at dildos at work.
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elise the great posted:If you want to get really, really weird, and assume some correlation between elven and human vaginas, you might posit that a male elf with tentacles strangling his dick isn't likely to thrust a whole lot, so the penis is more likely to operate best as a stationary stimulator with minimal movement than as a ramrod-style plunger. That means it's gonna push hard against the anterior vaginal wall and press deeply into the pre-uterine pelvic region through the smooth muscle anterior to the cervix. We're looking at a fairly upward-curved, long penis that's bulkier near the base, with (once again, assuming human correlation) a pronounced and very sensitive frenulum that can produce adequate sexual stimulation from minimal motion for the male to achieve ejaculation. Are you saying that elf dicks have a knot that requires a sounding rod and/or a cockring to work? Cause that's what I'm reading.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:40
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No, it means they're super sensitive, curved, and longer.
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Oh god, I guess you could read it that way? I'm not thinking about some sort of inflatable mechanism for keeping Tab A jammed in Slot B, I'm just hazarding a guess about what might not feel completely boring if it only moves a little. So if it involves any G-spot stimulus, it probably has kind of a lumpy shape? That just seems like a potentially poor source of stimulus since the G-spot isn't always comfortable to stimulate, some people don't like it at all, and those who are really into it apparently prefer very rigid, unyielding pressure. I am the wrong person to ask about what dick shapes are most vagina-friendly. I hate that I even know what a knot is; I was a virgin when I met my husband; and although I have seen perhaps thousands of penises in my life, they have all been in a medical setting and most of them have been wrecked by disease, edema, diabetes, and cold shrinkage. I have crammed a hell of a lot of tubes into dicks, but the end result is that sounding seems incredibly unsexy to me, and that 99.999% of living penis-havers probably agree. Dildomancer is DEFINITELY the artist to consult for this one.
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elise the great posted:
SO MANY THREAD TITLES
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Geirskogul posted:No, it means they're super sensitive, curved, and longer. Think about what she's saying, a dick that doesn't move much, that's wider towards the base, and is being held in place by tentacles. A slippery cone or rod can't really be gripped, there needs to be a indent to hold on to. Meaning that you now have a wide portion near the base, with a slimmer section behind it. On a dick that doesn't move during sex? Congrats, you just invented a knot. Any two of those three requirements will lead to the same conclusion. I'd say any of them, but I'm sure some species have come up with cone-dicks to fill their niche's needs. loving 13 years, and this. This is my worst post.
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Our ideas aren't mutually exclusive.
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Geirskogul posted:Our ideas aren't mutually exclusive. Not at all exclusive. I was just pointing out that the requirements from each side point towards a shape that's already in use to deal with similar problems.
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jetz0r posted:Not at all exclusive. I was just pointing out that the requirements from each side point towards a shape that's already in use to deal with similar problems. The purpose of a knot isn't so much because the male can't thrust, though; it's to keep the pair (mostly the female) from separating while the sperm have time to do their thing. From a dildo perspective, a knot would add a target, so to speak: stretch until you can take it, and when you do, good job, you're at the base of the toy. The additional width is very satisfying to some. It also helps the toy stay crammed in an orifice while your body involuntarily tries to push it out. There are also disadvantages. The additional width means you're limiting the number of people who can comfortably use it (called "taking the knot"). If you CAN take it, but not by much, you probably won't want to ram it in and out, so you're severely limiting your usable length. You need to put a neck behind the knot to keep it comfortable, which produces a certain minimum length for the toy. And, of course, it uses more silicone and thus costs more. So here's my proposal: since it fits the design, thematically, I will add one, but it'll just be a gentle taper of the shaft to a 2" diameter as previously discussed, then a reduction to 1.5" or so over the next two inches toward the base, and finally a 1.5-inch-wide neck below that (with constriction channels). This maintains the usability of the toy, adds a soft target, and better matches the canon. Viewed from above: 
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Print that and send it to the Tate Modern. 
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I am shocked, SHOCKED that in the past few pages nobody has brought up this comic. Except, you know, replace pincers with tentacles and swap genders.
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elise the great posted:Male elves achieve erection by external constriction. To have sex, they need some biological equivalent of a cock ring. Whether their penises are "innies" or just flaccid except during intercourse, they are incapable of restricting venous return on their own... and yet the elven vulva must be compatible to some degree with penetration, or else man/elleth coupling wouldn't produce offspring. One may, if one is willing to consider extreme possibilities, entertain the idea that the elven vulva may exhibit some mechanical trait that assists the ellyn in achieving erection by constriction, by restricting venous return through strangulation. I don't quite see how this is only possible by an elleth's tentacles though and can't be done some other way, say, by inventing actual cock rings or something? 
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Aesculus posted:I don't quite see how this is only possible by an elleth's tentacles though and can't be done some other way, say, by inventing actual cock rings or something? If you assume that this is something that evolved over time you need sexual reproduction for that to happen. At some point you're going to have the elf version of Neanderthals that need to gently caress and make proto-elfs without being able to craft a cock ring.
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Perhaps the reason for the birth rate issue is not a biological one, but rather an aversion to tentacles resulting in a preference for ring-assisted masturbation? The Calaquendi would certainly have cock ring technology, but the Avari might not.
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I dunno, humans are really into boobs, which are weird fat sacks evolved to feed babies. I think if your people have been jamming the ol' puntl into the proverbial cup o' noodle since they were picking lice under the eternal twilight, you probably think human pussy looks like Barbie crotch and wonder how humans even get off without so much as a stray pube up the dick.
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A lot of people find naturally occurring parts of the human body pretty gross though. See: the before-mentioned pube.
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elise the great posted:I dunno, humans are really into boobs, which are weird fat sacks evolved to feed babies. I have a theory on this (  ).But yes, agreed on all other points. No matter how we may see it as disgusting, it's not our biology. This also explains all of those yandere "it simply won't work between us!" *sheds a single moonlit tear* plotlines in any media when it comes down to elf/human relationships.
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