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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

wait I wasn't paying attention, did Sasha just ask for a handicap match?

she's not the brightest, is she

she's had several concussions please give her a break

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So wait what? I looked away for a sec, but do I understand this right? She gets a rematch when she's the champion by... gambling on making it a handicap match at Summerslam?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Soothing Vapors posted:

wait I wasn't paying attention, did Sasha just ask for a handicap match?

she's not the brightest, is she

She's the boss. And by that I mean like the boss of a Contra or Final Fight game thats so cheap it beats up both players at once.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Chokes McGee posted:

So wait what? I looked away for a sec, but do I understand this right? She gets a rematch when she's the champion by... gambling on making it a handicap match at Summerslam?

If she wins Dana is banned from ringside

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ShakeZula posted:

If she wins Dana is banned from ringside

This should end well.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




so I'm a half hour late and I've missed Enzo and Cass, Jericho and KO.

Not much reason to watch now, I guess

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ShakeZula posted:

If she wins Dana is banned from ringside

oh so nobody wins.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jonny Nox posted:

so I'm a half hour late and I've missed Enzo and Cass, Jericho and KO.

Not much reason to watch now, I guess

We have this Sasha Banks you may be interested in, idk

Also this Balor guy, I hear he's pretty cool

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

in case you were wondering where top wwe prospect jinder mahal will be this week he already wrestled on superstars he lost to jack swagger

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
So how remakes does Ben Hur have now?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Gorilla Monsoon did coliseum commentary?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
BRAWWWWWWWWWGH

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
yesss its time for another murder

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
BRAAAAAAAUUUNNNUH

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

That DICK! posted:

Gorilla Monsoon did coliseum commentary?

Oh, stop it!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
BRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Sticking with the Ben Hur metaphor, has Big Strongman been offered his sacrifice...

...just as I type that.

Jonny Nox posted:

so I'm a half hour late and I've missed Enzo and Cass, Jericho and KO.

Not much reason to watch now, I guess

New Day Corner hasn't happened yet.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

oatgan posted:

she's had several concussions please give her a break

well maybe she should stop diving facefirst into the floor then!!!

Chokes McGee posted:

So wait what? I looked away for a sec, but do I understand this right? She gets a rematch when she's the champion by... gambling on making it a handicap match at Summerslam?

and Mick will only do his job and make her championship match fair if she wins tonight, for Reasons

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i just heard Braun Strowman's theme for the first time and hahahahahaha

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

He should have a Frat jock gimmick and go BRAAAAAAA

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
BRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

We have this Sasha Banks you may be interested in, idk

Also this Balor guy, I hear he's pretty cool

I guess I'm not used to wrestling being good

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why hasnt some rich person recreated the coliseum games on some island with no laws and put it on ppv

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Needs More Ditka posted:

i just heard Braun Strowman's theme for the first time and hahahahahaha
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
RIP Jorel Nelson. :)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:laffo:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
b...braun?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Best answer Jor-El

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
5 star interview.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Sign Jorel

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Braun.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jorel Nelson has entrance music?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Jorel Nelson sucks, gently caress him.



I do like that he got an entrance.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

The jobbers have run out of excuses. I love it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this guy looks like bayley

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lmao Jorel is my favorite jobber yet

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