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cnut
May 3, 2016



I've just the one, though it's multi-functional. Heard about a guy in India who has two! And they both work! The women of India must feel so lucky.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


i have a propeller that spins around when im horny

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


there was some reddit post about some dude w for real two dicks at some point in the past

wasnt sure if it was photoshopped. it was weird. it kinda felt like he was tryin to make people jealous about havin two dicks or somethin but like idk man. one is already enough of a pain in the rear end

cnut
May 3, 2016



Enfield posted:

i have a propeller that spins around when im horny

niiiiice

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I have a penis for a head

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012


There's That other guy with 2 cocks that did an AMA on reddit. He's no prude neither!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

In India they call him the one man gang surprise sex.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

Just the one. But it's a pretty high maintenance unit so I'm glad I don't have two.

cnut
May 3, 2016



Yeah, I remember hearing about that reddit dude. Wonder if it''s that same guy as in India.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

I'm a love albatross


Do you mean that are part of my body, or can I include my collection of realistic dildos?

cnut
May 3, 2016



Was thinking 'bout the real deal but dildos are cool, I guess.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012


Oh yeah; technically I have one,
but like, if you have one ice cream but its smaller than a pinhead, do you really have any ice cream?
Well that's enough of the philosophical questions for tonight.

If your penis was an ice cream, what flavour would it be GBS?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Gently KRS posted:

Oh yeah; technically I have one,
but like, if you have one ice cream but its smaller than a pinhead, do you really have any ice cream?
Well that's enough of the philosophical questions for tonight.

If your penis was an ice cream, what flavour would it be GBS?

Rocky Road

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Half, but it's thick

cnut
May 3, 2016



Gently KRS posted:

If your penis was an ice cream, what flavour would it be GBS?

Syphilitic Strawberry

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


in my hands in my mouth and in my rear end? 5 so far aiming for 6

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
ASK ME HOW ALL MENTAL ILLNESS IS JUST EMOTION PROBLEMS FAKED INTO MEDICAL CONDITIONS

having a second penis would free up some time for your other penis tbqh.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


Gently KRS posted:

If your penis was an ice cream, what flavour would it be GBS?

pistachio at the very bottom of the cone you gotta dig to find it

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

having a second penis would free up some time for your other penis tbqh.

Yeah my dicks problem is really just a lack of free space in its schedule.
"Oh my it looks like we're fully booked with Mr and Mrs hand again today!"

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

pistachio at the very bottom of the cone you gotta dig to find it

are you trying to make a sex move? i think that is a sex move

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



I have one penis, but it is a gummy penis.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


got room for maybe 4 or 5 op

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

nigga crab pollock posted:

there was some reddit post about some dude w for real two dicks at some point in the past

wasnt sure if it was photoshopped. it was weird. it kinda felt like he was tryin to make people jealous about havin two dicks or somethin but like idk man. one is already enough of a pain in the rear end

It didn't look photoshopped, but it did seem like he was way too quick to brag about what a sexy swinging lifestyle he was living.

cnut
May 3, 2016



Nation posted:

got room for maybe 4 or 5 op

goatse man spotted

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


I only have one, but I'm willing to share.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

I have had 2 in my butt before, but honestly it's not worth it. Too much stretching into uncomfortable positions for all involved, and not much payoff.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990

37, at last count, all stored in the garage freezer.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Can you imagine the electricity bill to run more than one of these things? Goddamn.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


my penis is engorged at the moment, im thinking about something real hot

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

The only mystery left,
is what I put in your tea.


Eight.

cnut
May 3, 2016



quantity, not length.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


I can honestly say that I have more penises than the average human.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

How many penises or how many inches of penis? The answer is the same either way.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



Solice Kirsk posted:

I can honestly say that I have more penises than the average human.

*groan*

Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.


i have one but it's a timeshare so i only get to use it two weeks per year

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001

I don't suppose we ever have to see them again

all of them

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



1

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


criscodisco posted:

I have had 2 in my butt before, but honestly it's not worth it. Too much stretching into uncomfortable positions for all involved, and not much payoff.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Drunk & Ugly posted:

my penis is engorged at the moment, im thinking about something real hot

geology is no way to go through life son

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




0, so I have to borrow one from time to time

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