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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
Radio Flyer
bobby is a figment of michael's imagination

RoboCop
is jesus

Punch Drunk Love
barry is a "fallen superman"

Star Wars 7
rae is an inbred retard

share your own, bitches

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

this thread
is bad

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Freddie Got Fingered
The character of Gordy is based on the actor who plays him, Tom Green.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Elliot is Tyrell

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Excelzior posted:

this thread
is bad

This Thread Is Gay
OP should kill themselves

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Elliot Rodger was set up by agents of NWO, doped up , and made to hallucinate. Sent on killing spree to further Reptilian economic agenda

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

Elliot Rodger was set up by agents of NWO, doped up , and made to hallucinate. Sent on killing spree to further Reptilian economic agenda

yeah but what do we NOT know?

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
Bladerunner
deckard is a replicant

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Hillary did nothing wrong.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Leaving Las Vegas
The kids who anally rape Elisabeth Shue were really aliens

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The Professor – Pride
Thurston Howell III - Greed
Ginger - Lust
Mary Ann - Envy
Mrs. Lovey Howell - Gluttony
The Skipper - Anger or wrath
Gilligan – Sloth

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Main character actually died early on, and entire show/film is his dying dream EVEN THOUGH this adds absolutely nothing to the narrative

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Leaving Las Vegas
The scene where Elisabeth Shue cries in the shower, bleeding out of her rear end was all a dream

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
The Dark Knight Rises
batman dies at the end, sacrificing himself to save his city, and alfred recalls his earlier mentioned dream

edit: hence the title

bonus joke

why did the chicken cross the road?

BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Aug 10, 2016

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

that screenplay my drama teacher had us act out in jr high that was a sequel to leaving las vegas

babies arent made in the rear end

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

and by drama teacher i mean some drunk pedophile that bought us beer

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

hth posted:

and by drama teacher i mean some drunk pedophile that bought us beer

spoiler alert

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Leaving Las Vegas
The cab driver who berates Elisabeth Shue for walking funny due to being rear end raped is really a werewolf.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
http://squallsdead.com

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Wizard of Oz is a scathing indictment of Abrahamic religions.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Inception was actually just a dream elizabeth shue had in leaving las vegas

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

whoa!

I was wondering about that

now I don't need to start a thread about it

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.

BirryJoru posted:

whoa!

I was wondering about that

now I don't need to start a thread about it

eh, it's just a theory

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

Elliot Rodger was set up by agents of NWO, doped up , and made to hallucinate. Sent on killing spree to further Reptilian economic agenda

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Prove him wrong

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Fan
robert deniro, a successful businessman, befriends wesley snipes, a baseball star at the peak of his game, over their shared love of italian opera. a buddy comedy, but also it';s real sometimes, and they face some real adversity in the second act, let me tell you.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Leaving Las Vegas
When Elisabeth Shue says she doesn't let guys cum in her hair you can see a ghost in the background.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

:confused::confuoot:

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
9/11
bush did it

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Bill Clinton killed some kids who came across a CIA drug drop while he was governor of Arkansas

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

BirryJoru posted:

9/11
bush did it

He only thinks he did it, it was the Jews. (Like fight club)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Forums users BirryJorru & Don Tacorleone
-literal retards that couldn't make a good post or thread to save their lives. Mostly the latter though, who is possibly* the most worthless sack of poo poo on earth






















*joking about the possibly part. There is no doubt about it

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
aww, you honor me

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I'LL HONOR YOUR FACE!!

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I theorized as much

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
as a fan

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Star Wars prequels
Not worth watching

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Star Wars Saga
It's an anti-Semitic fable where the Sith=Jews.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ant Man is D FENS

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