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tutti frutti is about butt fuckin'
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Born in the USA is actually about how much America sucks and Ronald Reagan never knew that
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Aug 11, 2016 04:30
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op registered 14 years ago, back when the forums were apparently much funnier blows my mind
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Aug 11, 2016 04:31
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ArtIsResistance posted:op registered 14 years ago, back when the forums were apparently much funnier dont kid yourself, they were poo poo then just like theyre poo poo now
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Aug 11, 2016 04:37
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Roar by Katy Perry is actually about the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event from the perspective of a Azhdarchidae
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Aug 11, 2016 04:38
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:Roar by Katy Perry is actually about the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event from the perspective of a Azhdarchidae Aw poo poo I though that was about pegging lol. 
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Aug 11, 2016 04:43
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"hello Darkness" by Paul Simon is about a guy who loves to jack off but he grew up in a really religious household so he is ashamed of it so the only way he can do it is when he sits in the bathroom in the pitch black so he cant look at himself pleasuring off
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Aug 11, 2016 05:11
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Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos is about female circumcision.
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Aug 11, 2016 05:33
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'gently caress tha police' by NWA is not actually about having sex with the police, but about having sex with fat girls ('pigs')
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Aug 11, 2016 05:42
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Tutti Frutti (yes, about butt loving) had to be rewritten entirely to be less blatant.
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Aug 11, 2016 05:55
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Shake It by Metro Station is not about dancing.
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Aug 11, 2016 20:14
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In Outkasts "hey ya" when they say "shake it like a Polaroid picture" they are talkin about shakin your Dillz Cosby. 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:24
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A classic in terms of the 'lost innocence' motif, this gem has inspired everything from Pretty Woman to Inceptionquote:Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
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Aug 11, 2016 21:06
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white rabbit is about drugs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
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Aug 11, 2016 22:32
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Gamer With Dignity posted:The Beatles' "Come Together" is a song about bukkake.
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Aug 11, 2016 22:50
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Steely Dan is full of these. Pretzel Logic is about time travel. Don't Take Me Alive is about an Asimovian robot holding a bunch of people hostage as part of an existential crisis about the nature of life. Peg is about convincing a woman to let you record sex with her by plying her with other pornography. Chain Lightning might sound like it is about gay sex from literally everything about the lyrics but it's supposedly about the frightening intensity that spreads through KKK hate rallies like a disease. Supposedly.
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Aug 11, 2016 23:20
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Chief Keef has a song called Macaroni Time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFZVBO940wQ http://kollegekidd.com/news/lil-jojo-brother-swagg-finds-shocking-definition-of-chief-keef-macaroni-time/ 
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Aug 11, 2016 23:32
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Hotel California is actually about a literal hotel
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Aug 11, 2016 23:33
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''brown sugar'' by the rolling stones is about a black slave getting raped by her master. also they were originally going to call it ''black pussy'' but the label wouldn't let them ''fade to black'' by metallica is about the time james hetfield got his amp stolen after a concert
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Aug 11, 2016 23:38
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Smells like teen spirit is a song about single malt scotch
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Aug 11, 2016 23:40
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The song Pop Dat Pussy by Little Jon is a bout a guy with a tiny penis (needle dick)
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Aug 12, 2016 00:06
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Possum Kingdom is about Vampires, idgaf what the band says
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Aug 12, 2016 00:16
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Possum Kingdom is about Vampires, idgaf what the band says I Want You by Third Eye Blind is also about vampires, you can tell by all the lyrics talking about vampires. (actually is that song about a sexual predator or some drug I'm not hip enough to know or what the hell)
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Aug 12, 2016 00:17
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Ryoshi posted:I Want You by Third Eye Blind is also about vampires, you can tell by all the lyrics talking about vampires. If you're talking about Possum Kingdom is supposedly about a murder. I don't about the third eye blind song
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Aug 12, 2016 00:19
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Nah, the 3EB song. The chorus is "you do you do you do you do you do, you're making me want you" while some guy in the background sings "calling all you vampires". I think there's also a faint woman's voice shrieking or talking in the background (much like Peg which I mentioned above, which has a woman sobbing "I don't want to do this" in the background of the last verse.) E: the song may genuinely be about vampires.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:24
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The 80's hit song "Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by one hit wonder Timbuk 3 is about impending nuclear war.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:42
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Ryoshi posted:Steely Dan is full of these. "Time Out of Mind" is sung from the perspective of a heroin dealer trying to entice a young person into using it. "Gaucho" is supposedly about a wealthy gay couple that is fighting over one of the dudes side pieces. and of course, "Everyone's Gone to the Movies" is about a neighborhood pedo called Mr. LaPage showing all of the local teenagers 8mm porn movies while their parents think they've gone to the cinema. probably the most subversive band ever. Pretty much every single track they ever recorded is about some kind of creep, lowlife, dealer or gangster
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Aug 12, 2016 01:09
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Yvershek posted:Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos is about female circumcision. I don't understand why they call it female circumcision don't they just burn their clits off with a hot stick? Anyway, I heard Race Against the Machine lyrics are really about political stuff in like Mexico but I don't know if it's true. criscodisco fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 01:30
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"Baby got back" by sir mixalot is actually about baby back ribs and the black mans love for pork. 
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Aug 12, 2016 01:34
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"Try everything" by Shakira is literally Luciferian.
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Aug 12, 2016 01:37
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"Gonna give ya every inch of my love" - Zeppelin This means that he has a big dick and he's going to give it all to the girls pussy
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Aug 12, 2016 03:01
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Carmant posted:"Gonna give ya every inch of my love" - Zeppelin Plus it's implicity implying more than one inch at least.
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Aug 12, 2016 03:11
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skeemon posted:"Time Out of Mind" is sung from the perspective of a heroin dealer trying to entice a young person into using it. Definitely. It's common knowledge these days but I've always kind of wondered how many people knew the band was named after a (fictional) dildo back in their heyday.
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Aug 12, 2016 03:22
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I dunno some band names themselves have been pretty out there, Pearl Jam was pretty blatant if you knew the terminology. There's a lot of obscure refferences in major label artists because of the process by which lyric writers get established.
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Aug 12, 2016 04:26
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Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus is actually about a woman who owns a pet beaver (or it might be a porcupine)
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Aug 12, 2016 04:51
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She Bop by Cyndi Lauper and Dare by Gorillaz are probably about the same thing.
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Aug 12, 2016 07:35
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"Waiting for my Man" by the Velvet Underground is about a closeted hipster cruising for some BBC in the ghettoquote:I'm waiting for my man Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 07:46
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living on a prayer is about nightshades and their deadly poison
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Aug 12, 2016 07:46
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Profondo Rosso posted:"Waiting for my Man" by the Velvet Underground is about a closeted hipster cruising for some BBC in the ghetto Pretty sure it's about his drug dealer. One of us is projecting. It's you!
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Aug 12, 2016 19:36
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I still don't get the '26 dollars in my hand' thing. Wouldn't he get like an even amount and then buy smokes with the rest? Like yeah I could see somebody desperate getting a 6 bag but once you break 20, might be more efficient to get a 20 bag, bottle of thunder chicken, and cigs. Lol
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