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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's really cool that people can be adults and do stuff like this without appealing to the Internet for acceptance.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The Protagonist posted:

got me thinkin', 30 guys, over about an hour and fifteen minutes...

that's say 6'' each at ~3 Hz...

75m*60s*3s^-1*6''/12''

That's six thousand, seven hundred and fifty feet.

That chick took almost 1.3 miles of dick while her SO looked on

she had 4-10 tablespoons of cum on her face while her SO looked on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

fukkin lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What was wrong with the not shared women there? Fat?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Nooner posted:

fukkin lol

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Darth123123 posted:

What was wrong with the not shared women there? Fat?

It's a gangbang, not an orgy. One lady is the star of the show.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
Good job OP welcome to the lifestyle

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?


I legit feel sorry for the poor guy. He's obviously got a couple crossed wires and I hope he gets the help he needs some day.

On the other hand

Nooner posted:

fukkin lol

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

welp that sure was a thing.

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
Op loving delivered, I'm amazed.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

that went from a 1 to a 5 real drat quick.

congrats, op, i guess

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
I wanked

Edit: and 5'd

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


drat op that broad is kinda dumpy to be willing to gangbang at 26/30

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
This isnt really what I even consider a gangbang, it just sounds like a line of guys running a train on some girl which is technically a ganbgang i guess but WHATEV

A proper gangbang is a writhing hive of dudes and girls boning eachother all at once

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 13, 2016

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm glad you helped this girl get ALL THE CUM op.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
So can I arrange something like this where I am in the girls position and instead of a line of 30 guys it's a line of 30 women?
Asking for a friend

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Zzulu posted:

This isnt really what I even consider a gangbang, it just sounds like a line of guys running a train on some girl which is technically a ganbgang i guess but WHATEV

A proper gangbang is a writhing hive of dudes and girls boning eachother all at once

you're thinking of an orgy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm thinking of a gang, banging, together :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
OP delivered! Now ban him for making us wait anyways.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This all seems very well organized and rule-filled

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zzulu posted:

I'm thinking of a gang, banging, together :colbert:

I'm throwing gangbang signs all over!

That said. OP delivered, goldmine

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It's really cool that people can be adults and do stuff like this without appealing to the Internet for acceptance.

Someone's mad they didn't get to pork a pasty white girl with no tits

:goonsay:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Seems to me a pro gangbanger would always go first? Why would you want to go after the other pasty middle aged dudes had their turn? Why would you want to stand back watching the rhytmic slapping of the other guys balls as they pound the girl, their depressed anus staring you in the eyes

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Zzulu posted:

Seems to me a pro gangbanger would always go first? Why would you want to go after the other pasty middle aged dudes had their turn? Why would you want to stand back watching the rhytmic slapping of the other guys balls as they pound the girl, their depressed anus staring you in the eyes

Make sure there's no poison in the vagine first

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
gangbanging should be in the next olympics

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

s0m3 guy posted:

gangbanging should be in the next olympics

I swear this is the plot of some weird seventies movie.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Seems to me a pro gangbanger would always go first? Why would you want to go after the other pasty middle aged dudes had their turn? Why would you want to stand back watching the rhytmic slapping of the other guys balls as they pound the girl, their depressed anus staring you in the eyes

That's a lot of pressure to perform in front of all those strange fellas Zzulu, which is why only the season vets can pull it off.

Just as with everything else, being experienced means better rewards

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Pretending to be better than the other guys there because you're just there to "observe human behavior" or some poo poo. Shameful.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
I once cooked chow mein for the guests at a gangbang.

I am not kidding.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

thanks for delivering op i threw up :dogge:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Zzulu posted:

Seems to me a pro gangbanger would always go first? Why would you want to go after the other pasty middle aged dudes had their turn? Why would you want to stand back watching the rhytmic slapping of the other guys balls as they pound the girl, their depressed anus staring you in the eyes

op's not a pro...yet

goldmine and stop being cheap smitty, shoot the OP a novelty oversized gangbang av for his trouble, he's earned it

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Imperialist Dog posted:

I once cooked chow mein for the guests at a gangbang.

I am not kidding.

well tell the loving story

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Germstore posted:

Pretending to be better than the other guys there because you're just there to "observe human behavior" or some poo poo. Shameful.

Never. It is what it is. I was intrigued enough to go and intrigued enough to stay. I did feel like bailing at times, but I was able to gain composure & stay for the long haul. Everyone enjoyed themselves - including I because...well, I would've left

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
That actually sounds a lot more fun than I thought it would, like you're just hanging with some other dudes and giving some girl the 1.3 miles of dick she obviously wanted, win/win.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
What a happy ending. Or is it only the beginning? I look forward to your gangbang adventures.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

30 dudes, 1 lady

I'm no mathematician but that seems like a lot of wieners for a lonely bun

Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
my hero is the asian guy with the long gagging cock.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



mine is the marine bf

can you imagine what kind of unique individual it would take to be stationed in some dusty fartbox in central asia, and your only comfort is your tour ending so you can watch three dozen jodies lay a mile and a half of meat tube into you lil tittied sue ellen back home?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Think of the trouble explaining how you got all your PTSD after getting back

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





that was some good poo poo OP

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