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penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


Seriously

http://thecuck.gawker.com/

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




imo 'The Cvck' is a pretty great name

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


lmao

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007




wait a minute https://cuck doesn't get censored in urls?


use this power wisely gbs~

e: welp

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I prefer Jezebel

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

lol wut

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Grand Prize Winner posted:

wait a minute https://cuck doesn't get censored in urls?


use this power wisely gbs~

e: welp

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. Thatís The Cuck. Welcome.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


This is the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen. Gas thread, ban op.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


I'm sure liberals love this though.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Sometimes Iím frankly not in the mood to touch my penis and I like to pretend in its place is just a small hole put on my body for one reason and one reason alone: to void waste. Itís my right as a conscious man to regard my penis however I see fit, even if it means being willfully unconscious of said penis.

What penis?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Return Of JimmyJars posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen. Gas thread, ban op.

haha did you sell all your mirrors

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008



Nap Ghost

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



So is this what they think satire is? I literally don't get it and it's making me feels stupid.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Mordja posted:

So is this what they think satire is? I literally don't get it and it's making me feels stupid.

lol sure blame the website

MD2020
May 29, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



The story about sitting down to piss accompanying this image is pretty much tongue-in-cheek, but there are a number of comments from men (or their SOs) proudly stating that they too sit down to urinate.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


Return Of JimmyJars posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen. Gas thread, ban op.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Hulk Hogan's forcing Gawker to do this behind the scenes lol

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!


are they still in competition with the bbc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


College Slice


men peeing their own way



this is all so meta, esp with the name and all. but still i hope denton jumps out a window

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




MD2020 posted:

The story about sitting down to piss accompanying this image is pretty much tongue-in-cheek, but there are a number of comments from men (or their SOs) proudly stating that they too sit down to urinate.

listen when it's 5am and i'm drunk I'm just gonna take a seat and rest a spell and there's nothing fuckin wrong with that


ill be gods damned if im gonna let some internet people tell me how to pee or how i should feel about how I pee

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen. Gas thread, ban op.

no LET THE BOY SPEAK

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I'm sure liberals love this though.

hi im a liberal what is gawker and thecvck pls

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


I only sit to down pee when I have diarrhea, which is to say I always sit down to pee.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



Rip dead gay gossip site

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Like I said in the other dead thread, it's supposed to be a parody of NY Magazines new blog "Beta Male", which is about male fashion advice and other gender role-defying topics to make guys more comfortable about reading facial cream reviews.

So it's weird that Gawker would take a note from Breitbart when making jokes but I guess Beta Male is a bigger competitor for their reader base

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011



je1 healthcare posted:

So it's weird that Gawker would take a note from Breitbart when making jokes but I guess Beta Male is a bigger competitor for their reader base

noted comedy website somethingawful dot com is also a direct competitor for "Beta Male"

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


is this some kind of joke

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.


8-Bit Scholar posted:

is this some kind of joke
like how dense can u be

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


To be fair if those articles were posted on Jezebel no one would question it.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

like how dense can u be

i do not know what is real anymore

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009



Pillbug

I more don't get the point of the joke, aren't they basically making fun of feminine men? I feel like that goes against the political sensibilities that media sphere typically spends to espouse.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

what the gently caress

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff


Soiled Meat

ArbitraryC posted:

I more don't get the point of the joke, aren't they basically making fun of feminine men? I feel like that goes against the political sensibilities that media sphere typically spends to espouse.

they're making fun of another site for pandering so hard to feminine men that the site is actually called "beta male"

which is really funny because gawker panders so hard to so many terrible demographics and also already ran a blog called "adequate man"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



the most mediocre superhero

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003


Eonwe posted:

what the gently caress
it's a blog for ineffectual, slovenly men with unappealing wives. get you some.

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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



cvck cvck, I'm ghey

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