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Stick that up your rear end and taste it
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Aug 11, 2016 08:05
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...and then I got OFF the bus! Haha!
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Aug 11, 2016 08:37
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Spuds!
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Aug 11, 2016 08:38
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hasta la vista, gayboys
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Aug 11, 2016 08:40
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Aug 11, 2016 08:43
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Let me die- please! 
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Aug 11, 2016 11:18
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cuck and proud of it
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Aug 11, 2016 11:45
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"I'm going to spit on you" then i spit on a person
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Aug 11, 2016 12:01
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Dude, he's not an eggplant — he's retarded!
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Aug 11, 2016 12:05
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Harambe sucked his own poo poo.
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Aug 11, 2016 12:07
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*stub toe on coffee table* ohhhhh crepe suzette!!!!!! *drinking alone* am i me or is the world a gay dream
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Aug 11, 2016 12:20
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"Peee-YEEWWW! Who POOPED their pants this time?" Suggested uses: in a sitcom set at an old folks home. Also at rl seasonal family gatherings.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions. FROM THE NOTEBOOKS OF LAZARUS LONG. Important if you're really really broke. zimboe fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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Aug 11, 2016 16:28
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Catch phrases require a lot of build up for them to stick properly. You need anecdotes, back ground character information, narrative drive, and to be dedicated enough to perform frequently. Without these things, without the will of the man behind the words, a catchphrase is a confused and worthless thing. With this in my mind my catch phrase is: "YOUR DICKS SOFTENING!" To the outside eye this phrase may seem absurd but I assure you that after some consideration the meaning and idea behind the words will make sense. Yes, I rhetoric God. "YOUR DICK'S SOFTENING!" and add prepositions and notes the meaning will permeate into your soul as you endure more and more of the holiness and goodness and maybe even I'll postulate a comparison of your lack of compassion contrast. "YOUR DICK'S SOFTENING!" benighted is the mind who imagines writing the catch phrase unlike the one who imagines not writing the phrase and unlike the mind who imagines saying the catch phrase but definitely not unlike the mind who imagines not shouting the catch phrase "YOUR DICK'S SOFTENING!" yes tautological tautness of stomach and infinite substance cannot be imagined unless the imaginer imagines that his mind is unconditioned only so much as his conditioned mind acknowledges that being unconditioned would require "YOUR DICK'S SOFTENING!" often mothers set upon my church on their knees and come to me abject and bold flaring with god's rage and they beseech me for safety i chide them with my own God addled smugness bend my lips to their ears and with breath sensuous susurrations and plead with all my mind and intent match me match me match me and then the mother's imagine it for a moment, their pupils change and their souls fly and I scream into the empty vessel: "YOUR DICK'S SOFTENING!"
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Aug 11, 2016 16:42
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sometimes i think "Death to america" in the voice of the woman that freaked out and ran out with a bazooka and died to a sentient machine gun. thats my mental catchphrase. (it was a stephen king movie)
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Aug 11, 2016 16:49
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"Big Eminem fan here. Really big fan."
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Aug 11, 2016 16:50
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You can't win 'em all... all a da time, but if you do, you probly fked up
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Aug 11, 2016 16:51
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"The master would not approve"
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Aug 11, 2016 16:54
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"Butter THAT potato-tot!"
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Aug 11, 2016 17:03
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slap my fanny it's time for a sun tanny
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Aug 11, 2016 17:25
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"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's dead inside~?!" 
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Aug 11, 2016 17:40
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Enfield posted:im so depressed new catchphrase
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Aug 11, 2016 17:41
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whats the hububb
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Aug 11, 2016 17:42
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Pounding poon in Saskatoon
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Aug 11, 2016 18:24
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Gettin' it on in Saskatchewan
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Aug 11, 2016 18:26
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Makin' 'er squirt-a in Alberta
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Aug 11, 2016 18:30
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making gals beg in winnipeg
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Aug 11, 2016 18:33
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can we get the guy who does a rick and morty impersonation to vocaroo all of these please? if so I will vote 5 (that's my catchphrase btw)
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Aug 11, 2016 19:00
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When my Indian friend hits on a girl and she rejects him, I say "She's just not that India!" Well I would if I had an Indian friend.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:47
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I need the toilet.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:55
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I'm not racist, but *then say something not at all racist* I'm not racist, but goddamn is it hot outside! I'm not racist, but this is easily the best chili dawg I've ever had!
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Aug 11, 2016 20:04
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:I'm not racist, but *then say something not at all racist* He like the new "no homo" 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:05
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I'll buy it all, and the domain name
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Aug 11, 2016 20:11
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That sounds like my NEW HASHTAG! (Gay inflection)
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Aug 12, 2016 00:00
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I'd pay for THAT with gay sex!
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Aug 12, 2016 00:04
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That and three points worth of carbs will get you a loaf of french bread.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:06
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free drad_bert!!!
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Aug 12, 2016 00:06
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That guy is three days short of a three day weekend
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oval office off, jackwad
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