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Cats are plants with legs. You feed it like a plant, it gives the same affection back as a plant, except it walks around unlike a plant. Buy the cat a Canada Goose.
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spud posted:Cats are plants with legs. whoa
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Aug 12, 2016 07:44
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naem posted:I think cats think we're giant magical cats who somehow get meat from a can Someone posted a thing on gbs a while back where they put wires in a cat's brain and had it look at stuff and when it looked at people they saw giant cat faces on them.
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Aug 12, 2016 08:58
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Mozi posted:your cat secretly wants to be declawed as a birthday surprise This, then pitch it against a sparrow or something. Cats love having their natural weapons and tools ripped from their bodies, then being embarrassed by tiny animals that they would otherwise have been able to shred effortlessly.
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Aug 12, 2016 10:31
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get a penguin. i dont even think your cat would try to fight the penguin. i think they would be buds
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Aug 12, 2016 10:46
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Aug 12, 2016 11:34
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that's pretty gross why don't you just buy a snake instead you loving weirdo don't pretend you're doing it for the cat.
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Aug 12, 2016 11:35
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Don't cats usually give birds as gifts to their owners?
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Aug 12, 2016 11:52
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criscodisco posted:Someone posted a thing on gbs a while back where they put wires in a cat's brain and had it look at stuff and when it looked at people they saw giant cat faces on them. They look at me and recognize my lion spirit, leader of my pride
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Aug 12, 2016 13:45
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Get a turkey
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Aug 12, 2016 14:16
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KomodoWagon posted:This, then pitch it against a sparrow or something. Cats love having their natural weapons and tools ripped from their bodies, then being embarrassed by tiny animals that they would otherwise have been able to shred effortlessly. haha, i'm totally going to do this. thanks for the tip!
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Aug 12, 2016 14:17
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thinking I might get some gerbils, pretty sure she would find those tasty too. Is a rabbit too big for a house cat?
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Aug 12, 2016 14:49
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I love my cat very much he is a good boy and I wish I knew when his birthday was
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Aug 12, 2016 15:07
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Mr. Unlucky posted:that's pretty gross why don't you just buy a snake instead you loving weirdo don't pretend you're doing it for the cat. OP will be watching this whole ordeal with his pants down
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Aug 12, 2016 15:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qq0HjGN8MM
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Aug 12, 2016 16:12
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Captain Yossarian posted:I love my cat very much he is a good boy and I wish I knew when his birthday was If it's any consolation, the cat doesn't give a poo poo and doesn't even comprehend things like birthday, self, and the passage of time.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:25
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D'aww 
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Aug 12, 2016 16:45
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What a fuckin pussy rear end cat....
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Aug 12, 2016 16:58
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notZaar posted:If it's any consolation, the cat doesn't give a poo poo and doesn't even comprehend things like birthday, self, and the passage of time. Unbelievable, everybody catch an eyeful of this loving gabagoul
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Aug 12, 2016 17:23
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cats can be chill with literally anything depending on the situation but that bird is going to push its luck too far one day lol
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