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so what you're dexcribing is like two larger yarmulkes for a lady to wear on her rear end cheeks
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:They are inverse rear end-less pants, but they are as comfortable as socks! Oh see I was thinkin they would be like ribbed cotton that goes around the thighs like socks like up to the bottom of the buttcheek, but they got some extra fabric that goes over the hips and the 2 pieces buckle together in the front and back, or Velcro or whatever, buckles would be sexier. You could do shorts or like a full sock down to the feet. That way it's a open air crotch and rear end crack but it's all framed up by soft cotton and buckles. I don't know if the butt cups thing is hittin my hot button. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 02:22
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then drat dude knit up a pair and hit the clubs
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Aug 12, 2016 02:24
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nigga crab pollock posted:so what you're dexcribing is like two larger yarmulkes for a lady to wear on her rear end cheeks Yes! Except they stay on better. They are for men too. 
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Aug 12, 2016 02:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh see I was thinkin they would be like ribbed cotton that goes around the thighs like socks like up to the bottom of the buttcheek, but they got some extra fabric that goes over the hips and the 2 pieces buckle together in the front and back, or Velcro or whatever, buckles would be sexier. You could do shorts or like a full sock down to the feet. That way it's a open air crotch and rear end crack but it's all framed up by soft cotton and buckles. I don't know if the butt cups thing is hittin my hot button. This is far more complex than what I was thinking, but anything to make it work I guess.
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:This is far more complex than what I was thinking, but anything to make it work I guess. Oh that's what I envisioned when you said it.
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Aug 12, 2016 02:31
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I really wish someone would help me draw this, but do better understand, those are tight striped socks on a butt. Please link the kickstarter, totes want to invest in this.
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Aug 12, 2016 02:32
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Aug 12, 2016 03:11
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I mean you could just do an rear end bra with suspenders I guess?
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Aug 12, 2016 03:13
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There might be some poo poo wrong with you op
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I thought maybe this thread would have pictures of guys wearing socks that come up to their rear end but I guess I was wrong 
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Aug 12, 2016 04:02
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what would be the toe sock equivalent of booty socks?
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Aug 12, 2016 04:24
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YeahTubaMike posted:I thought maybe this thread would have pictures of guys wearing socks that come up to their rear end but I guess I was wrong Oh that would be cool let's have that instead
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Aug 12, 2016 04:51
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Yeah actually I'd like that too.
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Aug 12, 2016 04:53
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YeahTubaMike posted:I thought maybe this thread would have pictures of guys wearing socks that come up to their rear end but I guess I was wrong And with... sandals. 
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Aug 12, 2016 04:55
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b0rty socks
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Aug 12, 2016 05:48
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Booty booty booty booty sockin everywhere Booty booty booty booty sockin everywhere Sockin everywhere Sockin everywhere
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Aug 12, 2016 05:53
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criscodisco posted:My friend Brett used to sew mittens into the butt section of his underwear, one in each butt cheek. He had a flat butt and it made him look better in jeans but once the underwear came off his butt looked like just a crease with a butthole towards the bottom. New season of Flight of the Conchords, nice.
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Aug 12, 2016 07:40
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Put two doo-rags or two ski-caps on your rear end.
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Aug 12, 2016 07:41
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I really wish someone would help me draw this, but do better understand, those are tight striped socks on a butt. 
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Aug 12, 2016 07:43
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 hurrr gently caress this is stupid
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Aug 12, 2016 07:58
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Pudding Huxtable posted:
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Aug 12, 2016 10:41
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just do what i do: put a yarmulke on each cheek, and clench
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Aug 12, 2016 11:16
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Oh my god thank you for trying make my vision a more understandable reality. These could be a shorter booty sock type (almost like ankle socks). Excuse my horrible edit, but to increase it's chances of staying on, I was thinking it should wrap around a butt more like this: 
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Oh my god thank you for trying make my vision a more understandable reality. These could be a shorter booty sock type (almost like ankle socks). i really feel like these need a strap around the front and maybe another holding them together like your mittens when you were little bc when you sit down they will just flatten
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Aug 12, 2016 16:25
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:It would work better with a fatter booty, but I mean like the hole would fit around a butt cheek and then the end of it would probably dangle like a sock. It makes me sad that there would need to be a strap, but you're probably right. This sounds like your buttsocks would have a reservoir tip, which is... why? Then they're more like buttcondoms at that point, but made of wool and what would collect in the dangly part anyway and it's grossing me out just thinking about it.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:35
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dad gay. so what posted:i can't even picture what your talking about so im thinkin no Think wearing a beanie on each of your rear end cheeks.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:56
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Bigpeeler is that "U"?
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Aug 12, 2016 17:18
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bOOty
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Aug 12, 2016 18:01
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op is touched in the head
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Aug 12, 2016 18:02
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great, now ive got some weird jewish hosiery fetish miught as well become mormon at this point
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Aug 12, 2016 18:03
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psychokitty posted:i really feel like these need a strap around the front and maybe another holding them together like your mittens when you were little bc when you sit down they will just flatten You're right, that would help it hold when sitting down. The two halves can be attached like a bra like someone else has mentioned. It's like a butt bra, but with sock material.
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Aug 12, 2016 18:05
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Stryder posted:This sounds like your buttsocks would have a reservoir tip, which is... why? Then they're more like buttcondoms at that point, but made of wool and what would collect in the dangly part anyway and it's grossing me out just thinking about it. I'm not sure what it would "collect". Just imagine socks coming out of the center of the circles of the drawing that was made.
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Aug 12, 2016 18:07
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ssaying the word b00ty over and over in ace ventura voices
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Aug 12, 2016 18:12
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is this like a sports bra, you wear it so your powerful behind is less distracting
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Would you like your booty socks to be tight, or would you like them to dangle? tight's always better I think so you can see those choice booty dimples
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