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glam rock hamhock
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations Doctor!!!

You're addicted to being powered up!!


Now get in there!



Grimey Drawer

Just a montage of Ronaldo trying and failing to kill himself in front of Steven

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

IT GOT HOT



Grimey Drawer

glam rock hamhock posted:

Just a montage of Ronaldo trying and failing to kill himself in front of Steven

An episode where Ronaldo is trapped inside a Groundhog Day-esque loop and kills himself dozens of times in front of Steven in a desperate attempt to escape

Covok
May 27, 2013



"Look, Steven, I am just oh-so precariously on this ledge over looking these jagged rocks. Imagine what would happen if I were to fall"

"I'm not turning you into a gem-person, Ronaldo"

*next scene in montage*

"The horror! There is a needle on the beach of unknown origin! Who knows what diseases this may hold!? Why, one injection could do me in! If I were to fall on it..."

"Ronaldo, seriously, stop trying to die in front of me. It's really annoying."

*next scene in montage*

"Oh no, I am accidentally mixing bleach into these smoothie that I am about to drink. What horror would befell me if I were to drink it? Oh no, I can't resist."

"Ronaldo, what the hell is a matter with you, boy?", Fryman slaps the drink out of his hands, "I swear to God you get crazier every day. Now, you're trying to eat bleach!" Grabs Ronaldo's hands and begins dragging him off.

"No, dad, you don't understand! Steven is going to make me immortal! Steven? Steven!?"

*smash cut to Steven trying to enjoy his lunch*

Ronaldo jumps in on his knees causing Steven to grow a sour look, "Steven, please, make me a gem-person, please, please!"

"Sigh", Steven's head falls into his lunch in annoyance.

---

Admit it, even though this would never pass the censors, you can see him doing it.

Covok fucked around with this message at Jun 22, 2017 around 22:27

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.

I was looking at Valkyrie Profile just now and it gave me a thought, could we call the ones that get revived Einherjar?

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


edit: bloop

The_Doctor fucked around with this message at Jun 22, 2017 around 23:59

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!


Nap Ghost

The_Doctor posted:

now I can't find it.

For the best.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."



Yeah, probably.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

RRG?


Annointed
Mar 2, 2013




The Pearls wanted a Rose not a Berry.

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?


Um, Pearl is clearly Birdmom, not Birdchild, thankyouverymuch.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006

Can I say "shit" around the baby?


Grimey Drawer

Meh.com has crystal gem necklaces for sale today. I.e. made out of Lapis, Peridot, Amethyst. Each one comes with a Pearl or 12. The thing is, they spelled Rose Quartz and Garnet wrong.

Yes, I know they're actually different semiprecious gems. But they're the right colors.

LemonLimeTime
May 30, 2011

I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else.

Heffer where are the new episodes

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011
I ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME "VEXX" IN THE YEAR 2016 HOLY SHIT. THIS ISN'T EVEN AN ANGRY TITLE, I AM A GOD DAMN GAMING HERO

You should be asking Ralph, idiot. He makes them!

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Who would be the Filburt of Steven Universe? The best I can come up with is some combination of Ronaldo and Peridot.

Covok
May 27, 2013



LemonLimeTime posted:

Heffer where are the new episodes



Weird, I was just talking about Rocko's Modern Life yesterday.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006

Can I say "shit" around the baby?


Grimey Drawer

Who would be Filbert "first you turn the page, then you wash your hands" Turtle? The character who insists that there's always time for safety? That's a hard one.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me

RandomPauI posted:

Who would be Filbert "first you turn the page, then you wash your hands" Turtle? The character who insists that there's always time for safety? That's a hard one.

Pearl duh

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


RandomPauI posted:

Who would be Filbert "first you turn the page, then you wash your hands" Turtle? The character who insists that there's always time for safety? That's a hard one.

On the other hand Filburt was also kind of a dick but yeah that's mostly right

glam rock hamhock
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations Doctor!!!

You're addicted to being powered up!!


Now get in there!



Grimey Drawer

Actually it would be Connie's Mom.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



RZApublican posted:

On the other hand Filburt was also kind of a dick but yeah that's mostly right

Yes, Pearl has never been a dick before.

QwertySanchez
Jun 19, 2009

a wacky guy


Oh man, Lars got a scar over one eye and white hair, he's turned into a deviant art fan character. do not steal.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


QwertySanchez posted:

Oh man, Lars got a scar over one eye and white hair, he's turned into a deviant art fan character. do not steal.

Light pink hair. He's the same colors as Lion.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008



Lars performed one brave act in his short life and now he's stuck underground a world he does not understand and he's some kind of gem zombie. I've seen people say bringing him back to life so soon was cheap but he's not really back to life, is he. He's not even back to Earth either. Honestly, if the offcolors had taken his offer he'd be in an incredibly terrible situation and one very unexpected of a Y7 show. At least he has a purpose but it's kind of a bad end, for a character whose sin was being a moody teenager.

I'm kind of hoping the Beach City episodes aren't a bunch of anime references and we get to see Sadie tell Steven that this is not acceptable. Would put Steven in an interesting spot and would help him develop his ideals a bit.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

yay


Do you think summer of Steven will be a thing again? When did we learn it was going to be a thing last year?

gmq
May 6, 2009

Mega Man has never looked so good.



Lipstick Apathy

Hemingway To Go! posted:

I'm kind of hoping the Beach City episodes aren't a bunch of anime references and we get to see Sadie tell Steven that this is not acceptable. Would put Steven in an interesting spot and would help him develop his ideals a bit.

Not acceptable how? It wasn't his fault that Lars stayed in the ship, or that he died.

Steven _just_ got back to Earth, we don't even know if he'll do anything but try to go rescue Lars in the next episodes.

Milky Moor
Aug 27, 2006

I wasn't supposed to
Discover data I could use
Where did it come from
A simple look, a tender touch


Hemingway To Go! posted:

Lars performed one brave act in his short life and now he's stuck underground a world he does not understand and he's some kind of gem zombie. I've seen people say bringing him back to life so soon was cheap but he's not really back to life, is he. He's not even back to Earth either. Honestly, if the offcolors had taken his offer he'd be in an incredibly terrible situation and one very unexpected of a Y7 show. At least he has a purpose but it's kind of a bad end, for a character whose sin was being a moody teenager.

I'm kind of hoping the Beach City episodes aren't a bunch of anime references and we get to see Sadie tell Steven that this is not acceptable. Would put Steven in an interesting spot and would help him develop his ideals a bit.

The show's treatment of Lars is pretty terrible. Guy just wants to be normal and get over his social anxiety... Guess we better kill him, make him a zombie, and make him all pink and strand him away from everyone. Imagine if they did that with Lapis and her whole depression thing!

Given that taking away his bodily autonomy didn't result in Steven learning anything, I doubt this will either.

edit: Also, how old are Sadie and Lars?

Milky Moor fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2017 around 00:19

Eela6
May 25, 2007

I am the one
To murder the sun


I hope the beach city episodes are a bunch of anime references. Just make them good ones!

Jorenko
Jun 6, 2004

I think you're just mad 'cause you're single.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Do you think summer of Steven will be a thing again? When did we learn it was going to be a thing last year?

Original announcement: http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com...ng-your-way-see

That was posted 7-12-2016, so if the were to do it, and repeat the schedule exactly, they'll announce this year's within 3 weeks and start airing it within 4.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

IT GOT HOT



Grimey Drawer

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Do you think summer of Steven will be a thing again? When did we learn it was going to be a thing last year?

Last time around it was announced early July, and episodes started airing on the 18th. I think it's pretty likely, considering how they've been hording episodes, but we'll have to wait and see.

Edit:

Jorenko posted:

Original announcement: http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com...ng-your-way-see

That was posted 7-12-2016, so if the were to do it, and repeat the schedule exactly, they'll announce this year's within 3 weeks and start airing it within 4.

I had the same thought to check the Crewniverse page, but I also double checked news stories and it turns out it was *announced* about a week two weeks earlier, on the 6th 1st. (Not that a week difference for something that happened a year ago really matters, mind you)

Edit Edit: Here's the announcement tweet from last year:

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/...e-summer-239142

Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2017 around 00:22

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012



Milky Moor posted:

edit: Also, how old are Sadie and Lars?

Lars was still getting grades of some kind as of "The Good Lars," so either high school or junior college-aged. Barb referred to Sadie as an adult, but there's still some leeway from late teens to early twenties.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Monk make thee?

Lars started off cowering and freezing in the face of adversity, then he learned that it is normal to feel fear, then he learned to act in spite of his fear, and then he did something heroic at great personal cost. The worst thing that could possibly happen to him has already happened. He now has the courage to be a better, kinder person, if only Steven can bring him home.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

IT GOT HOT



Grimey Drawer

Bongo Bill posted:

if only Steven can bring him home.

I think I saw this movie

Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2017 around 01:30

glam rock hamhock
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations Doctor!!!

You're addicted to being powered up!!


Now get in there!



Grimey Drawer

C'mon! The title of The Larsian was right there and ya blew it!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

1924-2016


I vote we leave lars on mars

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

IT GOT HOT



Grimey Drawer

glam rock hamhock posted:

C'mon! The title of The Larsian was right there and ya blew it!

You try and find a goddamn version of the poster that's good enough to use without the title underneath it

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Get your rear end to Lars.

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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011
I ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME "VEXX" IN THE YEAR 2016 HOLY SHIT. THIS ISN'T EVEN AN ANGRY TITLE, I AM A GOD DAMN GAMING HERO

Prediction: Blue Diamond's song will happen once Steven manages to pull her out of her misery, and finally make her laugh for the first time in millennia - her first song will just be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOMqqI-kzHY

Edit: Changed to a better idea

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