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Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
promoting Anti-Bullying awareness for Dove with Amethyst

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Pick posted:

Where the gently caress is jasper

A title for a new SU kids book similar in style to The Answer.

In the garden,
Pearl picked some aster
But still, she doesn't know
Where the gently caress is Jasper?

In the hole,
Amethyst found a badger
But still, she doesn't know,
Where the gently caress is Jasper?

In the bathroom,
Peridot spins in the crapper
But where in this loving world
Is Jasper?

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 19, 2018

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
She's never coming back. Jasperdemption is not a thing.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

promoting Anti-Bullying awareness for Dove with Amethyst

I'm hoping that ad wouldn't show a Jasper who is actually in character for what she'd be like if she joined the gems means that's something that'll happen

Otherwise that ad would be pretty weird

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Pick posted:

Where the gently caress is jasper

Jasper's gone, she's drifting out to sea. She always loved to swim away...

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Pick posted:

Where the gently caress is jasper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSysp1Tb2Q

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Pick posted:

Where the gently caress is jasper

Down the memory hole, along with all the other corrupted gems. I guess the writers just got bored of that whole subplot? I dunno.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Rebecca did outright state that both Jasper and Bismuth are returning

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


In pog form, maybe.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
You know given the production dates we know, this last batch of eps could've aired around septemberish if it weren't for CN sitting on a backlog

Though apparently the show went on a production hiatus when Matt and Ben left to make Craig of the Creek, so maybe CN's trying to stretch out premiers instead instead of having a long wait between seasons.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Every single episode will release at once, all the way up to the final where Steven permanently fuses with Pink Diamond's ghost to fight Mecha-White-Pearl.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

If we assume that the Dove commercial was produced with the expectation that it would air around the time as episodes whose content it would be sensible to refer to, had they been aired on schedule, then we can estimate how many episodes there are until the beginning of Jasperdemption. However, this will leave us no closer to a solution to the mystery of Next Episode When.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Where is Jasper?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Underground.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Barry Bluejeans posted:

She's never coming back. Jasperdemption is not a thing.

If she does, it'll be a long while from now. We don't even have a cure for corruption yet.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Down the memory hole, along with all the other corrupted gems. I guess the writers just got bored of that whole subplot? I dunno.

what is this cheap imitation of me

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The Ayshkerbundy posted:

Rebecca did outright state that both Jasper and Bismuth are returning

Bubbled gems count as returning :colbert:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Milky Moor posted:

what is this cheap imitation of me

I guess once you've had a diamond a rhinestone just won't do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42UnrLwJms

Metal Ray Sunshine
Jun 16, 2009

Muta's Mating Dance Rates a 5 on the Muta Scale
Sooooo yeah new promo is up and it possibly reveals something big. Spoilering just in case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsegNeM3Phk

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Oooooh yeah, that’s surprisingly spoilery. I think.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I'm just glad that according to wikipedia it's only 2 weeks away. Unless that entry saying it's on the 5th is wrong.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I can't believe how dead Jasper and this show both are

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
someone post the details of that spoilered trailer so we can know if it's anything more than every other promo CN has done for this show

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Metal Ray Sunshine posted:

Sooooo yeah new promo is up and it possibly reveals something big. Spoilering just in case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsegNeM3Phk

Does it still count as a spoiler if it's something everyone guessed over a year ago?

DeafNote
Jun 4, 2014

Only Happy When It Rains

BioEnchanted posted:

I'm just glad that according to wikipedia it's only 2 weeks away. Unless that entry saying it's on the 5th is wrong.

we've known for a while now that they would show a 2part episode to cap off the 'bomb' at the start of may, actually

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

DeafNote posted:

we've known for a while now that they would show a 2part episode to cap off the 'bomb' at the start of may, actually

Yeah but I misremembered the date and thought it was mid-May.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Metal Ray Sunshine posted:

Sooooo yeah new promo is up and it possibly reveals something big. Spoilering just in case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsegNeM3Phk

That's one of the bigger spoilers I've ever seen in a promo.

Although lol if Pearl poofed Pink Diamond, and then Rose Quartz crushed her gem like a ripe tomato.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Pick posted:

That's one of the bigger spoilers I've ever seen in a promo.

Although lol if Pearl poofed Pink Diamond, and then Rose Quartz crushed her gem like a ripe tomato.

It would have to be, since even if we see Pearl drawing Rose's sword, that still leaves us with the same dilemma.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

but... but why is Jasper kissing Ronaldo?

Shitenshi posted:

Fix your HTML tag yo. And Pibbleton, spoiler that poo poo.

On it!

Mr.Pibbleton fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Apr 21, 2018

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

but... but why is Jasper kissing Ronaldo?

[spoiler]That's shapeshifted Jasper. It's hard to tell since the palette is still orange but notice the nose is blocked. So it's two Jaspers. Probably the zoo.[/spoile]

Pick fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Apr 21, 2018

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
Fix your HTML tag yo. And Pibbleton, spoiler that poo poo.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Shitenshi posted:

Fix your HTML tag yo. And Pibbleton, spoiler that poo poo.

:ssh: we're messing around, it has nothing to do with any of those things.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
The biggest surprise is that Steven did learn to love square pizza after all.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008

RandomPauI posted:

The biggest surprise is that Steven did learn to love square pizza after all.

Dude, the square pizza is a metaphor for the entire show.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
I still don't get why people think Jasper is so important. Like I said maybe it's because I marathoned the show but it felt like her story had a beginning, middle and end.

Also I hope these episodes come out early on the app like the last ones. Maybe the 26th? That'd be nice.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Cause bad guy redemption arcs are cool and good.

See Zuko from Avatar

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Infinitum posted:

Cause bad guy redemption arcs are cool and good.

See Zuko from Avatar

Zuko is through the whole thing though and at no point did it feel like he was "done".
Jasper was angry and was corrupted. No little bits of them seeing like they might be redeemable, no character bits. Just rage.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If anything Jasper is pretty clearly a diehard Homeworld loyalist (at least a Pink Diamond one) and even if her corruption is cured, she has pretty good reason to have a grudge against Rose Quartz and her followers and descendant.

Now, if it turns out there's more to the story of Pink Diamond than anyone knew...

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Taear, you are wrong.

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Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Milky Moor posted:

Taear, you are wrong.

No. I have a different opinion based on viewing the show in a different way.

When they were locked under the sea together I expected to see Jasper again. After being corrupted? I don't see why we would and it's bizzare that it's half of what people talk about.

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