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NOOOOO ONEEEEEE Slick as Jasper No one's quick as Jasper No one's neck is incredibly thick like Jasper's
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Got in a little subforum jam So they put a rifle in my hand Sent me off to a forum land To go and kill the NaruHina man
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Aug 13, 2016 23:25
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Augus posted:The meltdowns that happened when Naruto ended were pretty absurd. If there was any solace in the shitshow of Naruto's finale, it was seeing the shipping community finally implode.
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Aug 13, 2016 23:53
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Steven Universe: Veterans of Fanfiction Wars
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Aug 14, 2016 00:23
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The only person who seems happy in the Naruto world after the end is Choji, which is well and good.
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Aug 14, 2016 01:20
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Lee is off training someone and Guy is playing old man chess games with Kakashi, iirc Guy is confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life because healing him is apparently beyond Nardo's power.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:27
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When does T Pain voice the Steven/Garnet fusion.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:09
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I don't know what this "Lars" is, but is sounds disappointing.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:01
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Neo_Crimson posted:It's pretty obviously an american civil war army outfit, you guys are terrible at history. I can't believe Amethyst was a Confederate.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:49
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Acne Rain posted:this tumblr post speculates there's more junji ito references in the show than the kindergarten - namely draws ones for the cluster and its ghosts and Jasper's corruption. I think it's kind of a stretch but maybe there's a case for it. When's the episode where everyone gets strapped to ghost machines powered by farts.
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Aug 17, 2016 02:13
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Lapis drowned Louisiana (or whatever the gently caress it's called in the Steven universe) again.
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Aug 17, 2016 19:55
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After final battle, Lapis and Jasper sit on a small ice flow in the middle of the ocean: Lapis: Is it over? Jasper: Not until the fish jumps. *fish jumps* Jasper: It's over. Cut to credits.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:59
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Jasper appears halfway through the movie to save the Crystal Gems, scoffs and says "I guess you Crystal Dorks are too weak to handle this alone?"
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Aug 17, 2016 22:48
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Robert Redford was the 40th President of America in the Steven universe.
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Aug 17, 2016 23:00
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Clint Eastwood, US ambassador to the Soviet Union, ended the USSR by winning a fistfight with Boris Yeltsin.
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Aug 17, 2016 23:08
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MrSlam posted:Nobody votes in the Federation. Especially Janeway's Federation. You just do what you're told if you want that food replicator to work the next time you use it. Sweet, she's perfect to play White Diamond.
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Aug 22, 2016 04:38
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Shima Honnou posted:Think of it like this, Revolver Ocelot doesn't need to bounce bullets around and use a highly antiquated gun, he chooses to do those things because it's more challenging and there's no feeling like sliding in that long, silver bullet into a well-greased chamber in the heat of battle. Pearl is the same except with swords. "At last, our mother's will is complete. Her Outer Heaven...is complete. Somewhere out there, I know she's laughing. We are beasts created by Gems. Unless the light is put out, the shadows cannot be erased. So long as there is light, erasing shadows will do no good. I am Rose's doppelganger. And you are her's. Just like your mother. You're...pretty...gay..."
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Aug 25, 2016 03:55
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Heinrich Himmler, known sharp-teeth haver.
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Aug 27, 2016 01:41
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WarpedNaba posted:Sniper. "I'm not a crazed bowman, Garnet, I'm an assassin! ...Well, one's a job, and the other is mental sickness!"
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Aug 29, 2016 14:31
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TwoPair posted:an entire episode where Steven, Lapis and Peridot all binge watch Camp Pining Hearts. Mayor Dewey, Steven, and Peridot all riff on Camp Pining Hearts
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Aug 31, 2016 04:10
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This is what I think of whenever Mr. Smiley shows up.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:07
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Raserys posted:hm, I wonder if there are any other characters we know who are missing an eye..... Big Boss retires to Beach City.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:29
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Shima Honnou posted:Bismuth is the only gem who understands how things actually work in the real world. "The commune will not establish itself, Comrade Steven!"
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Sep 7, 2016 03:30
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Pearl is your aunt who always has a glass of wine in her hand no matter the occasion.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:53
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"The workers in the automobile factories and steel mills must be liberated from their capitalist oppressors!" "Bismuth it's 2016. There aren't any works in the automobile factories or steel mills anymore."
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Sep 7, 2016 04:07
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RandomPauI posted:Keep the Diamonds as imperial figureheads answerable to a Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers during the transition to a parliamentary democracy? Garnet with a corn-cob pipe and aviators.
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Sep 7, 2016 04:52
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Today's Steven Universe moral is: Yes, it's okay to kill Hitler.
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Sep 7, 2016 07:10
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TwoPair posted:Lion is Ocelot, he's a triple double traitor agent who's helping the gems because he's serving the diamonds because he loves Steven, all because he's enacting Rose's true will. Pearl is Ocelot, as most of their actions are driven by a serious desire to make out with Rose/Big Boss.
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Sep 7, 2016 17:48
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Say Nothing posted:One of Steven's grandmothers is a cliff face on an alien planet. "The Crystal Empire doesn't even know what a phallus is, they just know that things that inject are supposed to look like it."
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Nov 13, 2016 05:55
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Raserys posted:I can't wait for the montage of all the times Pearl has almost killed Steven We had a gas leak that time. The silent killer.
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Dec 3, 2016 07:10
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Pearl: I served White Diamond, the wisest and most powerful of the Diamonds. Jasper: *under breath* Arguably... Pearl: Don't make me come over there.
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Dec 20, 2016 23:03
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Eela6 posted:Exactly. That's where the tension in the episode comes from! You can teach the lesson that it's OK if your friends don't like your niche interests, and trying to shove them down their throat often does more harm than good. Which is a lesson the kids and adults in Steven Universe fanbase could use. Actually the lesson in that episode will be Do Not Give Games Workshop Money.
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Dec 26, 2016 03:21
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Steven's uncle is Carl.
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Dec 27, 2016 17:21
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I can't wait for Andy to buy a new car and Lapis crushes it.
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Dec 27, 2016 21:05
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I can't believe that Steven masters the Gold Ratio and defeats Mayor Dewey's Love Satellite with Cookie Cat Act 4.Bongo Bill posted:It claims to have full episodes up, but when I attempt to load them, I see only teasers. Did they take 'em down? Apparently you can access them if you have a cable login.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:44
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Urged on by the spirit of Garnet, Steven uses the Arrow to evolve his Stand into Gold Experience Requiem. Using GER's ability to return all actions back to their 'zero' point (or some poo poo like that), Steven traps Yellow Diamond in a constant cycle of death and rebirth. Steven is declared head of Passione.
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Jan 3, 2017 05:15
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Metal Ray Sunshine posted:Didn't someone float the idea a long time ago that each of the diamonds are based off notable anime artists/styles? I can't wait for everybody to expect White Diamond to be some intense looking thing, and she ends up being Tezuka style, but still super evil Pink Diamond is in Berserk's style.
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Jan 4, 2017 06:43
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J.A.B.C. posted:Imagine a Toriyama-esque villain just hanging out on a throne, back turned as her henchmen Gems talk about the 'Earth Situation'. She turns around and looks built as gently caress with that wide grin and strange armor-skin like Frieza and Cell. She'd have to be voiced by Linda Young. "How rude..."
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Jan 4, 2017 07:02
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You thought your first kiss was going to be Rose Quartz, but it was actually I, YELLOW DIAMOND!
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I'm up for a White Diamond who's just straight up Freeza.
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